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[asknightwitch]

((I haven’t posted here in a million years, but this will always be relevant.))

"Witches riding non-broom cleaning implements" gag always funny, congratulations to everyone who has ever made some variant of this joke, please keep making it

#reblog

[asknightwitch]

I had no clue it you!

“Yeah, it’s me. Don’t get the wrong idea, you know how this economy is.” 

#Team Rocket TakeOver #april fools 2020 #((keeping up with recent events)) #roomba-kun

[asknightwitch]

Not making enough as a solo villain, you got a part time gig with team rocket?

“You ever tried paying rent in New Rome? I have to stay off the streets somehow. Not like I got parents with a bank account.” 

#Team Rocket TakeOver #april fools 2020 #anon ask

[asknightwitch]

I thought that was obvious

“WHADD’YA MEAN ‘OBVIOUS’???”

“DOES THIS MEAN NOTHING TO YOU????”

#TEAM ROCKET TAKEOVER #April Fools Day #april fools 2020

[asknightwitch]

does is nyo england team rocket?

“GHK–!!”

“S***!” 

#Team Rocket TakeOver #April Fools Day #april fools 2020 #((someone's been moonlighting)) #((keeping up with recent events))

[asknightwitch]

Because dispite not being allowed to keep my Reshiram, I'm still keeping it and you can't force me to give it to you. I'm keeping that pokeball where the sun doesn't shine :o) also 7 is a good number

I know I’m the bad guy here, but I feel like I should call the police on you, somehow…

#TEAM ROCKET TAKEOVER #april fools day #april fools 2020 #((keeping up with recent events))

[asknightwitch]

here, you can have my pokemon..... *hands over 15 LV 2 magikarps* i

Honestly, I don’t know what I expected…

#TEAM ROCKET TAKEOVER #april fools day #april fools 2020 #((keeping up with recent events))

[asknightwitch]

Okayyyyyy,,,, fine,,,,,,, * hands over 7 pokeballs, containing; cubchoo, prinplup, Charmander, Ekans, skarmory, machomp, and slow poke*

WHY ARE THERE SEVEN??? WHY ARE NONE OF THESE A RESHIRAM??? CRIMINY F***, YOU HAD ONE JOB!!! 

#TEAM ROCKET TAKEOVER #april fools day #april fools 2020 #((keeping up with recent events))

[asknightwitch]

are you open to a three on three battle? I want to send an interaction but if that's a bit too much I don't want to overwhelm ya--

F*** IT! BRING IT SCRUB! 

VICTORIA! SHOW ‘EM THEIR PLACE! 

#TEAM ROCKET TAKEOVER #april fools day #april fools 2020 #((keeping up with recent events))

[asknightwitch]

YOU ARE CHALLENGED BY TEAM ROCKET ADMIN ????? 

Go! Anya! Morganna! 

@snipertiino​

@asknorthitalia​

#TEAM ROCKET TAKEOVER #april fools day #april fools 2020 #((keeping up with recent events))

[asknightwitch]

Sorry to bust in when y'all are fighting but can I keep my Reshiram?

OBVIOUSLY NOT! HAND IT OVER!!!

#TEAM ROCKET TAKEOVER #((keeping up with recent events)) #april fools day #april fools 2020

[asknightwitch]

Where did Gilbert go? What did you do to him???

Oi! Another one?? Fine, if it’s a 2-on-2 you want, it’s a 2-on-2 you’ll get! 

You want answers? Fight for them!  

@snipertiino

@asknorthitalia

#TEAM ROCKET TAKEOVER #((keeping up with recent events)) #april fools day #april fools 2020

[asknightwitch]

R-right-o, then! Don’t say I didn’t warn you! 

#TEAM ROCKET TAKEOVER #april fools day #april fools 2020

[asknightwitch]

((To keep up with recent events.))

best april fools day event so far from any blog Ive seen thank you youre blessed

I’m glad someone’s recognising my hard work around here! ‘Twasn’t easy taking these over, you know! Anya and the others worked hard, too! 

((Thank you! I’m glad you like it so much! ^w^))

#TEAM ROCKET TAKEOVER #april fools day #april fools 2020

[asknightwitch]

HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF THIS HERE???

#TEAM ROCKET TAKEOVER #april fools day #april fools 2020

[asknightwitch]

D...Don’t make me use this...

#TEAM ROCKET TAKEOVER #april fools day #april fools 2020

[asknightwitch]

We’re...Team Rocket. I thought that was obvious. 

#TEAM ROCKET TAKEOVER #april fools day #april fools 2020