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[asksnakeboy]

So, you wouldn't mind if I asked Darren out on a date? 😂😂

do u wanna fight me???? 

[asksnakeboy]

What do you have to say about the Evra/Darren ship?

O-oh 

Darren and I have stumbled across a few fanfictions--  let’s just say it makes me blush ...  just a little.......  no homo tho

[asksnakeboy]

hey hun-buns i have returned to u send as many asks as u like  im v sorry about the inactivity 

#ask #ask evra von #evra von ask #ask blog #cirque du freak #cdf #evra von #darren shan #steve leopard #larten crepsley

[asksnakeboy]

EVRA DARREN IS TRYING TO USE THE STOVE,

Ah, fuck... Last time he did this one of the burners blew clean off... I Better go get him.

[asksnakeboy]

so...out of curiosity... do you have snake like genitalia or human like? also, do you have two and if you do, if Darren gets on one can I get on the other? -^w^-

OH UMOH MYUM O///////OI don't have any? I've considered getting surgery but im not so sure

[asksnakeboy]

Send me asks u sweet babes And by asks I mean kisses B) winks @ u Anons only please 🐍

[asksnakeboy]

Damn..... you sexy.... -*0*-

   http://orig00.deviantart.net/e2a1/f/2009/231/7/7/evra_on_the_rocks_by_lucreciacullen.jpg

[asksnakeboy]

Would you rather have to fight off an army of ant sized steves or an army steve sized ants

ANT SIZED STEVES PLS

[asksnakeboy]

So how are the kids

WHTA KIDS??? 

IM 15

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[asksnakeboy]

Hey what do you think about Debra (debbie and evra) I think it could be a potentially cute ship but what do you think ya or nah

Ehh tbh i’ve never thought of it ...  I mean she’s cute but...  She’s Darren’s Girl, you know?  I’m also gay.  So fucking gay.

[asksnakeboy]

I don't know why but I feel like you would name a snake Janise...evra you should really name a snake Janise

thoughtful

[asksnakeboy]

OMG EVRA I'M HUNGRY

WE’RE HUNTING

[asksnakeboy]

yooo sweet babes send me some asks ;oo

#ask #cdf #cirque du freak #darren shan #evra von

[asksnakeboy]

Oh geez its only Darren going through the prudge I really need some glasses

LOL yeah he's getting all hairy B)

[asksnakeboy]

Wait no that's just the wolf man

YOOOOOO THATS WORSE

[asksnakeboy]

It's not a joke he's right behind you

[INCOHERENT SCREAMING]

[asksnakeboy]

Hey mr. Tiny is standing behind you

if that’s a joke, it’s not funny