askthedastardlyvex

[askthedastardlyvex]

Hello hi, Shadow here!

I know this blog has been inactive for like six months a while and I have a LOT of asks piled up... I've been dealing with a lot. I still see the notes pop up every so often, and it makes me happy to see it.

I just wanted to give an update that I'll be returning to this blog at some point in the future for sure, but right now it's not my top priority.

In the meantime, I still have occasional content on my main, and the discord server is a good place to see some of my - and, more to the point, others' - original content too!

#not an ask #not in character #been meaning to do this for a while but i kept freaking out and putting it off and now here we are

[askthedastardlyvex]

Excuse me this is slander now get in the bloody Tubsw Tavrer

Reminder that,

Vex is illiterate... 😔

[askthedastardlyvex]

I'll give you permission to wear the frog crocs if you put spikes on them to kick this bitch.

Ey Vex, I like ya cut g

#(aksjdjdbdj soz i couldnt help it-)

[askthedastardlyvex]

Ey Vex, I like ya cut g

#little big planet #lbp #sackboy a big adventure #saba #lbp vex #sackboy a big adventure vex #saba vex #vex #vex gets slapped with a baseball bat.mp4

[askthedastardlyvex]

OI! What have I told you about keeping my plans secret, Sackers?!?

How's it like working for Vex

"It's so much FUN! I can do whatever I want, and the only rule is to obey Vex!

I'm helping him gather materials for the Topsy Turver 2.0! Hahaha, it's gonna be amazing!

Sure he does get a little bit.... mad... at me sometimes..."

[askthedastardlyvex]

No cookies for you until you organise my Britney CD's.

hey sackboy do you want a chocolate chip cookie :D no raisins here totally

"Cookie? Yesyesyesyes!

Wait, is this a trick? Are there actually raisins?

NO! I accept cookies from Vex and Vex only!"

[askthedastardlyvex]

I did and it was delicious

Yooooo Scarlet reckon you could still stomp Vex into the ground?

HOW I WISH

Maybe if he was just a bit smaller I'd be able to

Afraid my Vex stomping days are a bit behind me, now.

...

I know what you're gonna say, I'm not THAT old! -Scarlet

(How I wish she could, too

It'd be nice venga... A learning experience. -N.A.O.M.I.)

[askthedastardlyvex]

*sizeshifts even bigger*

I like that knowledge (=w=)

Yooooo Scarlet reckon you could still stomp Vex into the ground?

HOW I WISH

Maybe if he was just a bit smaller I'd be able to

Afraid my Vex stomping days are a bit behind me, now.

...

I know what you're gonna say, I'm not THAT old! -Scarlet

(How I wish she could, too

It'd be nice venga... A learning experience. -N.A.O.M.I.)

[askthedastardlyvex]

Can i call you "brother" please

Go ahead?

#little big planet #lbp #sackboy a big adventure #saba #sackboy a big adventure vex #saba vex #lbp vex #vex

[askthedastardlyvex]

A little late, but if you want some Christmas Horror, you could always read up on Krampus.

You...

... Expect me to read? Pfft!

OH!

Puppy~

#little big planet #lbp #sackboy a big adventure #saba #saba vex #sackboy a big adventure vex #lbp vex #vex #krampus #idek what i'm thinking here.. #sorry these are taking me so long i keep getting distracted-

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Excuse me SIR.........WHY ARE YOU SO AMAZING?????????

Why thank you for saying that!

After all, I'm not all this for nothing!

#little big planet #lbp #sackboy a big adventure #saba #lbp vex #saba vex #sackboy a big adventure vex #sorry sorry i know i'm taking ages on these! #focus is mean rip

[askthedastardlyvex]

Hey Vex what are you been doing?

Oh, you know...

Evil plans.

#little big planet #littlebigplanet #lbp #lbp vex #sackboy a big adventure #sackboy a big adventure vex #saba #saba vex #i'm sorry i just couldn't help but do this...

[askthedastardlyvex]

Have you ever visited to a strange planet called Bunkum?

Nah, never really felt like it. I've heard some stuff. Besides--

I don't really fancy a territorial battle against another "villain"...

I mean, obviously I'd win, it'd be no fun...

Yeah that's right, you can have Bunkum all to yourself, yesh you can~~

#littlebigplanet #lbp #lbp vex #sackboy a big adventure #sackboy a big adventure vex #saba #saba vex #little big planet #newton lbp3 #lbp newton #newton pud #Bunkum #everybody loves Newton because how can you not

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Hey Vex, are YOU better at scaring people than Dr Jonathan Crane known as The Scarecrow?

Me? Than THIS clown?? PAH!

Of course I am! I'm the god of nightmares, master of the uproar, bringer of chaos and life of the party!!

It's VEXY, bi--

Remember your rating, dude.

[Yeah he absolutely would be if he wasn't confined by that rating - also I apologise if I drew Scarecrow wrong, I've never drawn him before!]

#little big planet #lbp #lbp vex #sackboy a big adventure #sackboy a big adventure vex #saba #saba vex #hiiii sorry i'm trying to get through these as best i can!! #my mental state isn't playing ball rn but i'm trying my best ^w^

[askthedastardlyvex]

Pretty sure you gonna steal Christmas from everybody

Christmas? What's that?

What is all this stuff?? Where's the terror? The horror??

Christmas is a holiday where you get presents and everyone's festive and it's

~☆magic☆~

Yeah, f*ck that. Keep it, don't want it.

#little big planet #lbp #sackboy a big adventure #saba #lbp vex #saba vex #sackboy a big adventure vex #(sorry this took a while... been struggling with focus somewhat) #(hopefully i can keep this up a bit longer to get through more of these!!)

[askthedastardlyvex]

I wondered if Vex was an Cat?

That's PREPOSTEROUS.

Why would you possibly think that?

Outrageous.

[Bonus because he actually is very much a cat:]

#little big planet #lbp #lbp vex #sackboy a big adventure #sackboy a big adventure vex #saba #saba vex #vex

[askthedastardlyvex]

I’m tellin ya, mer au bc why not

Really.

Well, I suppose if I must...

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... I actually quite like this~~~

#little big planet #lbp #lbp vex #sackboy a big adventure #sackboy a big adventure vex #saba #saba vex