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Lapis & Peridot +
This a sideblog multi-muse blog for Steven Universe's
Lapis Lazuli & Peridot & Pumpkin and gemsonas. They won't bite. no promises.
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Why Aren’t We Roleplaying?
Send me a symbol to say why we aren’t making sweet threads together!
● - You seem so busy …
○ - I ship our characters but I’m a little embarrassed about it
□ - I don’t have any thread ideas
■ - I have some ideas, but I’m scared you won’t like them
▲ - I’m not sure how our muses would meet
▼ - I don’t know if you like my muse
▶- I think you don’t like me …
◀- Let’s do an AU!
◆ - I’m really shy so please don’t hurt me …
♧ - I’m like? So lazy? And haven’t like? Replied in like? Forever?
◇ - Other/idk just wanted to say hi
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Send a symbol for your muse to gently touch mine by:
❥ : tucking stray hair behind their ear
✿ : trailing soft kisses down their arm
☁ : cuddling with them under a blanket
★ : pressing a kiss to the back of their hand
▲ : leaning your head against their shoulder
♪ : singing them a lullaby and brushing their hair
◆ : wrapping your arms around them from behind
✤ : lacing your fingers into theirs and holding their hands
♣ : slowly pulling them into your lap to curl up and cuddle
▨ : rubbing their back to calm them down when they’re upset
▰ : embracing them and holding them firmly against your chest
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UNDERRATED AFFECTIONATE GESTURES
send one for your muse (the sender) to do to my muse (the receiver) and add + to reserve the roles!
(ruffle) — to ruffle my muse’s hair playfully
(massage) — to give my muse a relaxing back/head/foot massage
(cheek) — to give my muse a kiss on the cheek! could be platonic, familial, or romantic
(behind) — to give my muse a hug from behind
(pull) — to pull my muse into your muse’s arms to cuddle
(pillow) — to whack my muse with a pillow in an attempt to start a pillow fight
(pin) — to playfully pin my muse to the ground/wall
(tickle) — to sneak up behind my muse and tickle them
(lift) — to lift up my muse
(spoon) — to let my muse be the little spoon
(dance) — to pull my muse into a slow dance
(nuzzle) — to nuzzle your muse’s head in my muse’a neck
(trace) — to trace a part of my muse’s body (specify!)
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Soft & Sassy Starters
“Big toughies need cuddles too.”
“I see you’ve gone to bed… and that I am the bed.”
“Yeah yeah, big strong warrior don’t need snuggles- uh-huh.”
“Well this was my spot and you just happened to be part of it.”
“Don’t worry, I’ll keep your terrifying reputation in tact.”
“… absolute moron, what would you do without me?”
“You know what happens if you tell my secrets to the world.”
“Oh wow, I didn’t know grumpy expressions fed directly into cute.”
“Looks like I’ve got a backlogs of ‘I love you’ reminders to get through.”
“Think you’re gonna get away with this assault of hugs? I think not.”
“Could just admit you’re a sweetheart and get this facade over with.”
“Stoic and stalwart, I don’t need affection. I said ‘need’ not ‘want’. Different words.”
“Let me out of bed. I’ll fight you from the blankets.”
“I’m letting you pat my head for your benefit, not mine.”
“Can’t handle a hug? A tickle? Not at all?”
“Ulterior motives? We can’t do nice things for each other? I don’t blame you I am pretty suspicious.”
“I feel like we should be complaining about something petty while I brush your hair.”
“Diagnosis: you need to be squished.”
“If you’re so tough, get out of my arms lock. No, not a hug, an arms lock.”
“And the face cracked to reveal a hint of a smile. The legends were true!”
“Oh. Didn’t you get the memo? This is my favourite spot.”
“Hair looked a little too neat so
“Being adorable and being fierce and deadly are not mutually exclusive.”
“I’ve heard about sweet to sour, but not sour to sweet.”
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Came for the _______. Stayed for the _______.
Tell me why you followed my blog and what made you stay (if it’s two different things of course!)
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small / tall starters
requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
small
“Get down here!”
“Wow…I’d want to climb that tree, if you know what I mean.” / “Do birds ever sit on you and get confused?” / “Hey, Groot.”
“I’m not short. I’m fun-size.”
“Good, adorable, wonderful things come in small packages.”
“I don’t appreciate your height.”
“I CAN REACH FOR IT MYSELF.”
“I’m not short, you just have the height of a Transformer.”
“I KNOW you can see me.”
“Fear me!!!”
“Uh…you’re blocking me.”
“Can you lift me for a second?”
“Slow down! I have short legs.”
“I have a super power. It’s called, my head never hits the ceiling.”
“Have you seen him/her/them? He’s/she’s/they’re like a mountain.”
“I always win at hide and seek.”
“I’ve always looked up to you…literally. Actually, can you sit down?”
“Heels make me feel powerful.”
“Do tall people have…big..hands..?”
“I might be short, but my ego is huge.” / “I might be short, but I will drag you down to my level.”
“I can’t reach your face, but I can kick your junk.”
“You don’t know the struggle when all shirts/dresses/pants are too long on you.”
tall
“I’m afraid of you because short people are closer to hell.”
“”How is it ironic that I’m afraid of heights?”
“Does my height offend you?”
“Let me reach that for you.”
“You can’t slap me if you can’t even reach my face.”
“I’m not tall, you’re just the size of an Oompa Loompa.”
“Huh? Who said that? I can’t see anyone.”
“It’s impossible to hide from you.”
“No, I don’t play basketball.”
“I’m not slowing down because you’re short.”
“You’re like a cute little fairy.” / “You’re like a small, terrifying gremlin.”
“My legs are long and sexy.”
“I’m not looking down on you. Except literally.”
“Aw, you look like a kid. How cute.”
“Being small makes you optimal for carrying.”
“You know what comes in small packages? Grenades.”
“All the cool presents come in big boxes. Like bouncy castles.”
“Why are you standing on the counter?”
“I may be tall, but my temper is short.” / “I may be tall, but my feelings are small. And fragile.”
“You don’t know the struggle when all pants/skirts/dresses are too short on you.”
“Let me block the sun for you.”
“Hey, short stack.” / “What’s up, shorty?”
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Send me a ⭐ if I’m one of your favorite mutuals and explain why
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Send a ‘😴’ and how your muse is trying to wake up my sleeping muse
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Game Night Sentence Starters!
Pronouns / context can be changed as you see fit.
‘ You can’t put four hotels on one property! ’
‘ Just let _____ win. You wouldn’t like her/ him/ them when s/he/they lose. ’
‘ I hate playing Twister. My face is three inches away from _____’s butt. ’
‘ That’s not how you play Monopoly! ’
‘ I think I got one of the small people pieces from Life stuck up my nose. ’
‘ Can I be the car? ’
‘ I’ll be the car. I’m always the car. ’
‘ I forgot to pass Go! Give me my $200! ’
‘ King me! ’
‘ Why do you always sue me! I’m almost broke! ’
‘ Because you’re a doctor, and you’ll earn it back. ’
‘ I hate slapjack. My hand is already hurting. ’
‘ Behold, a royal flush. ’
‘ I’ll kill you and make it look like an accident. ’
‘ Dude, you just landed on my property, it’s not that deep. ’
‘ I didn’t cheat! ’
‘ You totally did, you cheated! ’
‘ Monopoly will forever be the thing that splits families apart. ’
‘ Okay, take a shot every time _____ throws a bitch fit when s/he/they lose. ’
‘ Ow! You stepped on my foot! ’
‘ I found this hiding spot first, go get your own! ’
‘ Oh my god, _____, I’m so sorry I didn’t mean to hit you in the face! ’
‘ You made my nose bleed! ’
‘ Your breath smells horrible, what did you eat earlier, a dead possum? ’
‘ _____ tripped me! ’
‘ I hate hide and seek. Everytime I go to the bathroom before we play, I always end up having to go when I hide in a small space. ’
‘ Why did we decide to play sardines? I’m claustrophobic. ’
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💬 "I hear you and Peridot like to cuddle at night."
Tiny gasp. “Hhuh!! Who told you that? Because there might be some Truth to that!”
Peri squeals.
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Some Protective Friend/Sibling/Parent figure starters
The protected
“It doesn’t seem THAT dangerous…”
“I don’t need a coat.”
“Sorry, but I’ve made up my mind.”
“You’re not my dad/mom!”
“Don’t try to talk me out of this.”
“But It’s easy, I’ve done it before- oops.”
“He was just having a friendly conversation with me!”
“I like being friends with every single person I meet.”
“How did you even find me here?”
“It’s not that bad, really! I can walk!”
“I wasn’t being reckless, I was thinking quickly!”
“I’m not that tired, I can still keep going!”
“Don’t take it easy on me this time.”
“I can do it myself.”
“I can walk, I’m fine.”
“Yeah yeah, it’s just a small cold.”
“I really was behaving, honest.”
“You always treat me like a kid!”
“I was asking for an outing together, not a personal body guard.”
“I-it’s so cold…”
“I think I’m a little drunk… Just a little.”
“If I tell you, promise you don’t get mad?”
“You’re grounding me?! It’s not fair!”
Protective person
“What were you thinking?!”
“I don’t like the look of that guy…”
“I know what’s best.”
“Can you walk?”
“What happened? Are you hurt?”
“You could of gotten yourself killed!”
“You’re so reckless!”
“Slow down, you’ll just wear yourself out.”
“Stay behind me…”
“We should leave.”
“I’ll handle this, you leave.”
“You’re in over your head.”
“Are you seriously drunk?”
“You have a fever…”
“I’m just trying to watch out for you.”
“You don’t have to worry. I’ve got your back.”
“Here, take my coat.”
“You’re running a fever!”
“Here, I’ll carry you the rest of the way.”
“It’s better if you don’t know.”
“You had me so worried….”
“Just stay close.”
“When that person asked if they could have you for dessert tomorrow I think they literally meant it.”
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Flurry of Fussing Starters
“I can’t believe them. Who do they think they are?!”
“Just let me fix that for you. Here just hold still.”
“This could do with a good brushing.”
“It’s fine, you don’t need to fidget with it.”
“Let me fix that for you.”
“I’ve got it. There, all better.”
“You’ve got hair in your face.”
“I don’t like how many people keep giving you that look.”
“Someone seems a little jealous?”
“I saw your shirt had a few holes in it so… here you go.”
“This needs some attention. No, I’ve got it. Really I do.”
“The audacity. The nerve. The absolute lack of respect!”
“We should talk about what happened.”
“Understand one thing: I do not like them.”
“For someone who’s over it, you certainly haven’t let go of it.”
“I think that someone has something on their mind, hmmm?”
“I haven’t seen you in how long? Shush let me take care of it.”
“You didn’t have to go ahead and make food.”
“That was the last time you ate a home cooked meal? Move over.”
“Really, I’m fine, this isn’t a fever. I’m just a little dizzy.”
“Stop, I’m not ill. Stop now, enough. Uhhhg… you aren’t going to stop are you?”
“Take this. It will do you some good.”
“This person definitely is not in your line of sights for any reason, huh?”
“Hmm… sounds like something else to me. Just saying.”
“So a sentient shackle to make sure of my well being, is that how this goes now?”
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💬 I heard Lapis and Squaridot are engaged.
Send 💬 + a rumor and my muse will react to it.
"Mnmm and where in the absolute Fuck! Did you hear this?"
"MASSIVE BULLSHIT!"
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Send 💬 + a rumor and my muse will react to it.
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Ditz. No.
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Lapis has to dance too. It’s Law.
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