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insp

#she’s so cool #alicent hightower #house of the dragon

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robert era westeros dashboard simulation

🫁 maidenless

JON ARRYN DEAD 🦀🦀🦀

🐉 rhaegarsvalyria—deactivated

imagine you are lost targaryen princess danaerys marrying your dear brother, prince viserys targaryen 🤍👰🏼‍♀️

📜 citadelscribe

deactivated… king robert got them

🐺 starkupdates

if you don’t speak politics ned’s basically saying ‘not this time, cunt - papa wolf ned isn’t letting you fuck with his pack. while we’re at it, you’re a terrible jouster, bitch!’ to jaime lannister. who else is doing it like him!!

🥘 bowlofbrown

crying at this they’re both lords they DO NOT care if you live or die. what’s wrong with you people

🌞 bowedbentbroken

aren’t their families literally intermarrying

🪵 riverlandspussy

serfs would stan a dog if it was landed

🐊 lizardlion

bracken dick would be good if they didn’t talk about how much better they fuck than the blackwoods the entire time

🌳 oldegodluvrr

why house blackwood stays 🔛🔝

🗝 livesbythefingers

i have terrible news about what blackwoods also talk about during sex

🔥 melisandre

the red represents projected support for STANNIS BARATHEON - king robert’s once and future HEIR

🦑 saltmalewife

shitting myself at this

🐦 muttonmouthed

stannis there’s doubts near the bloody gate watch out !!

💘 luckylikestcriston

🎭 silkyourstreet

every so often someone accidentally reinvents the fourth council of baelor

🦀 celtigwhore

how is crone not sweeping do you people hate women

🫁 maidenless

JON ARRYN STILL DEAD 🦀🦀🦀

🐴 littlestfrey

why are we celebrating? what did he do? /gen

📜 citadelscribe

known cuckold

🌞 bowedbentbroken

do you think littlefinger and varys ever no i shan’t say

🪸 patchpatchpatchface

on earth, the lords eat roast, and the peasants gruel !! in hell, the lords eat gruel, and the peasants roast !!

🪨 dragonstoner

another patchface banger

🦑 saltmalewife

the man cannot miss

#lol #asoiaf got jokes

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#I’m DYING #Theon Greyjoy #Alicent Hightower #house of the dragon #lol #twitter

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#the funniest part is actually when daemon and rhaenyra rock up 15 minutes late to the child knife fight #because they were busy fucking on his wife’s grave

funniest part of hotd s1 was daemon and rhaenyra rocking up from dragonstone being like. why the hell did you take down our sexually violent tapestries and replace them with religious iconography.... why did you deswag the keep before the king is even dead.... the lack of vibes are what's killing him

#I mean true #house of the dragon

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cersei lannister had about 3-5 business days of peace at the end of a game of thrones where it’s like. plan she singlehandedly concocted to murder her abusive terrible husband THE KING goes off without a hitch literally flawless execution most successful kingslaying in westerosi history. rhaegar outfit at his funeral. anyone who suspects foul play is in the dungeon or on her side. coup d’état equally successful. her bastard son installed as ruling king. ned stark in prison about to swear fealty to the lannisters and get ransomed cutting hostilities off at the pass. one stark kid in custody and littlefinger promised to take care of the second one. annoying brothers-in-law scattered to opposite ends of the kingdom away from her away from each other not a problem. lysa arryn doing fuck all. tyrion in enemy custody and not the walls. father and brother going to war for her. also jon arryn who she never liked is dead as a freebie. and then she never came down from this high but can you blame her

#gaslight gatekeep girlboss #game of thrones #cersei lannister #asoiaf

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#twitter #house of the dragon #alicent x rhaenyra #alicent hightower #rhaenyra targaryen

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TEAM GREENS HOUSE OF THE DRAGON | SEASON 2

#house of the dragon #YAY

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TEAM BLACKS HOUSE OF THE DRAGON | SEASON 2

#LET’S GO GIRLS #house of the dragon

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"There simply isn’t enough space for Rhaenyra to occupy the apartment alongside Laenor, two young sons, and a newborn baby. “ It showed her disorganization—not having her own space, really, and still living in her bedroom with her children. She couldn’t compartmentalize things,” Richards says. “Her room becomes cluttered, whereas Alicent’s becomes emptier.” (...) As Alicent grows to embrace her Hightower heritage, green begins to dominate the space—and the more devout she becomes, the sparer her chambers look. It’s a reflection of Alicent’s strong desire for order and control.

Rhaenyra's and Alicent's chambers in House of the Dragon throughout the first season

#house of the dragon #alicent hightower #rhaenyra targaryen

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Jamie Lannister (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) in Game of Thrones (2011) Prince Charming (Rupert Everett) in Shrek (2004)

#I could have made him worse (if that's even possible) #game of thrones #jaime lannister

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Even our father couldn’t tell us apart. I could never understand why they treated us differently. Jaime was taught to fight with sword and lance and mace, and I was taught to smile and sing and please. 

#literally nobody did it like her #Cersei Lannister #game of thrones #and poor baby Sansa lol #Sansa Stark

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When their entire relationship is toxic, but they're both so fucked up that it's actually the best case scenario, because subjecting anybody else to either of them would be a human rights violation.

#Jaime and Cersei Lannister #text post #game of thrones #asoiaf #we all dream of things we cannot have

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finally a new hill to die on

#Jaime is still the Valonqar but yes #asoiaf #game of thrones #cersei lannister #jaime lannister

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You've gone too far. 

I? What have I done but what was expected of me? Forever upholding the kingdom, the family, the law. While you flout all to do as you please. Where is duty? Where is sacrifice? It's trampled under your pretty foot again. And now you take my son's eye, and to even that, you feel entitled. 

Exhausting, wasn't it? Hiding beneath the cloak of your own righteousness. But now they see you as you are.

Art by Dongni Hou

#the girlies #house of the dragon #alicent hightower #rhaenyra targaryen

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Even our father couldn’t tell us apart. I could never understand why they treated us differently. Jaime was taught to fight with sword and lance and mace, and I was taught to smile and sing and please. 

#nobody did it like them #game of thrones #Cersei Lannister #Sansa stark

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acok dash simulator

🐺 winterscumming

i’m sorry but the lannisters licherally can’t expect us to just ignore what they did to our liege lord lmao???? sitting up there on that jank throne like i won’t answer the summons as soon as lord starks’ kid calls the banners goddddds the blonde hair makes those cunts stupid. also the incest probably. what is the north known for again??? forgetting??? that’s what i thought…….

🦁 gains-of-castamere

typical northern scum lmao. bring up the ‘incest’ allegations all you want but nobody’s ever allowed to mention stark’s actual bastard as if it’s just, like, fine????? we’ll see who’s laughing when king joffrey seizes your lands and holdfasts ig

🧜‍♂️ womanderly

cersei lannister isn’t gonna fuck you bro

⛓️ iron-pryce

you will never fucking guess what i saw lady asha and lord greyjoy’s other kid doing on the docks today ohhhhhhhh my god

🍑 rainbowhard

LORAS TYRELL BESTED BY A WENCH THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFEEEEE

🦄 renlybrocade

she should’ve killed him the realm can afford to lose one twink

❤️‍🔥 rhollor-wifee

the comet is a sign of his coming

🦊 flor-aunt-it

me and the comet are making out sloppy style

❤️‍🔥 rhollor-wifee

you will burn

⬛️ dontcallmecrow

not my ass going on the great ranging lmao i should’ve deserted 🙏😭

🐻 lordcommandr

Report to command tent. Immediately.

⬛️ dontcallmecrow

oh my god

🛶 c-bitch

they really expect me to follow this metrosexual into battle. ok. gold price looking nepo baby cunt he fucking shot todric and i’m just supposed to steal a castle with him. ok!!!!!! i miss asha……..

🩸 reek

heyyyyyyy i’m in the dungeon fornormal reasons does someone wannacome say hi?

🦑 princee-of-winterfell

ok lol

🐉 that-one-loyalist

i swear to fucking god i just saw daenerys targaryen burn down the house of the undying????? queen???? hello???

🐴 in-the-whoarde

likely place for her to be

⚓️ sonsshine

i love my dad i love boats this is great we’re going to blackwater next i’m sure our victory will be righteous in the eyes of our lord

⚓️ sonsshine

⛵️💥💥💥☠️🟩🟩🌊🌊⛓️🔥🔥🔥⛵️⛵️🟩🟩🌊⛵️🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥⛓️⛓️⛓️👨‍👦‍👦☠️☠️ ⛵️💥💥💥☠️🟩🟩🌊🌊⛓️🔥🔥🔥⛵️⛵️🟩🟩🌊⛵️🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥⛓️⛓️⛓️👨‍👦‍👦☠️☠️

#got asoiaf jokes #text post #lol

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Will all great Neptune's ocean wash this blood Clean from my hand?

#your honor they're hashtag true love #alicent x rhaenyra #alicent hightower #rhaenyra targaryen #house of the dragon