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my name is aves and i drink way too much coke zero (20/any pronouns/trying my best) (formerly @hunnyfizzed)
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if twitter existed when jigsaw did his face reveal
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Gaslighting is active manipulation to make someone question their sanity, memory, or perception of reality. It’s not lying, remembering something differently, or disagreeing with someone.
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taz balance doing a three hours finale to end on episode 69 vs dndads calling the last episode 68 part two fight
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None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.
happy birthday to a decade-old meme.
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aspartaime · 3 days ago
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some important advice
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aspartaime · 3 days ago
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Tumblr keeps feeding me ads about dental implants and what to do about an enlarged prostate and like .......... I just wanna know who tumblr thinks I am
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Look this kitty ♡
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Hee hee hoo hoo there is a Nipple in this painting
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a cat will see a tiddy, go "is anyone gonna step on that?" (meow meow meow), and not wait for an answer before thrusting their little kitty cat toe bean paw at terminal velocity DIRECTLY at the nipple... who the fuck needs a binder? just get a cat to pulverize your tit meat flat. they're playing DDR down there. making biscuits on those buns. testing the jiggle to wiggle ratio. fucking, I don't know, seeing if it will fight back? meow meow meow, I am just a little kitty and I am going to crush your boobie with my little wittle feet. no pain, no gain. meow meow meow.
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aspartaime · 3 days ago
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Sudden urge to get back into 17776 is kicking in surprisingly hard on this Tuesday morning
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Do you think Timothee Chalamet's Wonka will be a Tumblr sexyman?
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if you still have to ask you're here
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aspartaime · 4 days ago
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very cool, jeff
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