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Okay tbh I'm never here anymore but I miss seeing my tumblr people so pls follow my twitter/x my username is saichwich

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Okay tbh I'm never here anymore but I miss seeing my tumblr people so pls follow my twitter/x my username is saichwich

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Just popping in. Quick pop in. Hehe.

To say Weed withdrawal is the worst. I've hit the penjamin like every day for the last two months and this weekend I was like ok time to take a break. For my health. And I think I could punch the sun

The "weed isn't even addictive" mfs are liars. Jsyk.

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favourite thing in the world is when the pages of a book go all soft and yellowy and the edges are slightly fuzzy and rounded. these books couldn’t give you a papercut if you tried they’ve been loved too much. they love you too much

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Thought mayhaps tumblr may appreciate my digital circus doodle page I did a month ago (and that I did the funniest thing ever which was forgot to draw gangle)

#tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc fanart #tadc fandom

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pomni!

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evil game design must never be done for money reasons. evil game design must be done for the love of evil itself

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Me: "I love you, honey."

My YouTube Poop girlfriend: "SaäåssssSãaăssuss."

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Miraak! Used black lipstick for part of this drawing lol. Probably the most entertaining thing i've drawn in a while

Its not really good, but it is a completed piece so that's something

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banned from queeringthemap.com for attempting to tag each stretch of highway where i popped turgid at the sight of a passing driver's truck nuts and those lady cars with the slutty eyelashes

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the line “your worst sin is that you’ve betrayed and destroyed yourself for nothing” is so raw you’d think it’s from a destiel fanfic or even hetalia but it’s actually from dostoyevskys crime and punishment

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With the hbomberguy plagiarism video on fire right now I want to share my favorite example of egregious plagiarism.

I’m a marine biologist. Currently getting my PhD. I’ve done a lot of scholarly writing. Many classes I took as an undergraduate had big writing components. I took limnology at one point as an elective. This course had one such big writing assignment.

The professor told us a story. He said he once got a student paper that absolutely blew him away. It was way beyond what he’d expected from the class. This was before we had online tools to check for plagiarism. The paper impressed him so much that he brought it home to show it to his wife. She began reading it and then set it down, looked at him, and said, “Dan, you wrote this.”

This student was dumb enough to not only copy a published paper verbatim, but to copy a paper published by the professor of the class.

AND HE NEARLY GOT AWAY WITH IT.

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oh we’re so fucking back

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i learned abt cringetober last month and i was like ah shoot i missed it so i decided to instead do it in december, but then i forgot abt it and now its 7 days in so ive decided to combine the days i missed . this is days 4 to 6 :)!!!

#this is so cute actuall #i love 'cringy' art sm

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if you want to say "shut up" in greek you say "skase" which is basically a command to blow yourself up. im pretty sure the idea is like, "hold in your words for so long that they build up inside you until you burst" but it doesnt translate well. because the other day my cousin was practicing english convos with me, and when i was poking fun at her she just says "Explode."