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hi, breaking 2 1/2 months of unexplained absence so i can scream about MY GIRL BEING BACK

HELL YEAH

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he would not fucking say that moments in fan interpretations is frustrating but at least you can ignore it. when the source itself makes him fucking say that that's when you're fucked.

#LOOKING @ U THREE HOPES CLAUDE #meta

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Your fe3h memes are top tier. I have spent two hours sending them to my roommate to enjoy when he wakes up. I’ve sent probably well over a hundred, tumblr has crashed 3 times and discord has crashed 7, my phone is overheating, and the internet even went down once in a futile attempt to stop me. It has been two hours well spent.

so i legitimately want you and everyone else here to know that hearing and seeing how much these posts make people's days is a major factor in why i'm still making them. it even keeps me going on rougher days, silly as that may sound. i might not think much of myself, but i know someone, somewhere is genuinely enjoying these memes, and would miss it if i stopped.

i don't have much faith in my art or my writing and putting my headcanons out unprompted is... intimidating, so in a way, these memes are my way of contributing to the 3h fandom, of sharing thoughts, and of interacting with y'all. the texts themselves don't belong to me, but just to hear little things like "(x) WOULD say that" or "that last one 😭" make me grin ear to ear.

all this to say, i'm delighted to hear it, anon.

#asks #anonymous

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ATTENTION ALL OF TUMBLR!

THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE.

IN 2014, IN SCHAUMBURG , ILLINOIS, USA

THERE

WILL

BE

A

TUMBLR CONVENTION!!!

THESE ARE THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE THAT ARE MAKING IT HAPPEN

SIGNAL BOOST THIS GUYS

I WANNA SEE EVERYONE THERE!!

#a.. decade.... ... it's been a... oh god #i need to sit down #meta #humor #also the op is still active. wild. braver than the troops. etc.

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this cracks me up everytime i go switch out my avatar

#when you post something cursed in the groupchat #flight rising

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#oh fuck you #goddamn it #memes

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3H x Twitter

#3h textpost memes #3h x twitter #fire emblem #fire emblem three houses #fire emblem three hopes #fe:3h #few:3h #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #edelgard von hresvelg #claude von riegan

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Important to look at foot every now ans again

#IS boot too big for he gotdamn feet? #humor

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3H x Tumblr

#3h textpost memes #3h x tumblr #fire emblem #fire emblem three houses #fire emblem three hopes #fe:3h #few:3h #manuela casagranda #mercedes von martritz #felix hugo fraldarius #claude von riegan #hilda valentine goneril #holst sigiswald goneril #annette fantine dominic #dedue molinaro #hapi #edelgard von hresvelg #caspar von bergliez #shez

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Fun fact: We know the size of the Pokémon world because Scarlet and Violet has framerate issues

#i realize the devs were on an obscenely tight schedule #but how in gods name did they come to this as a solution?? #pokemon

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3H x Tumblr

#3h textpost memes #3h x tumblr #fire emblem #fire emblem three houses #fire emblem three hopes #fe:3h #few:3h #balthus von albrecht #constance von nuvelle #hapi #yuri leclerc

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slither wing fandragon thursday?

fuck it. volcarona fandragon wednesday

#flight rising #pokemon #volcarona #slither wing #paradox pokemon

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Found in a Maine Goodwill

#when the allegra kicks in #humor

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It’s a shame that “et tu, brute” is the most popular of all of the different versions of Julius Caesar’s final words because I think Suetonius’ version of “Why, this is violence!” is the funniest.

#ceaser: :o #ceaser: >:o #humor

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Iron Lungs (Paradox Exploud)

This creature houses a speaker system that is far more powerful than any current technology is able to reproduce. It appears to seek out large gatherings or parties.

#oh wow this is a really convincing looking— holy shit everydaylouie?????? #pokemon #fakemon #paradox pokemon #exploud

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i learned that the Animal Planet reality series ‘River Monsters’ ended because star Jeremy Wade was able to catch essentially every exceptionally large freshwater fish species on earth, leaving no remaining content for the show (x)

#and alexander wept #for there were no more worlds to conquer #humor

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i’ve seen a lot of really messed up images in my time on the internet, weird fetish shit, even a few IRL gore images but nothing. NOTHING evokes such a deep seated, gut wrenching fear in me like this image of the fucking water slide from Action Park with the loop in it

#TEETH (PLURAL)??? #so either adults managed to lose whole goddamn teeth here #or they were baby teeth and some horrifically negligent parents actually let their kids ride that death trap #i’m not sure which is worse #humor