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There’s something about going on a family vacation that makes you regress 10 years into your 16 year old self lmao
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science fiction as a genre was invented specifically to show lesbians some greasy sweaty women in tank tops fixing machinery
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btw this is not a “which do i find LEAST disgusting” poll. this is for the freaks who want to be covered in natural substances
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Alpine interrupting Bucky’s reading for some attention
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Salty Ask List
What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get?*
Are there any popular fandom OTPs you only BroTP?*
Have you ever unfollowed someone over a fandom opinion?
Do you have a NoTP in your fandom? Are they a popular OTP?*
Has fandom ever ruined a pairing for you?*
Has fandom ever made you enjoy a pairing you previously hated?*
Is there anything you used to like but can’t stand now?*
Have you received anon hate? What about?*
Most disliked character(s)? Why?
Most disliked arc? Why?
Is there an unpopular character you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why?
Is there an unpopular arc that you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why?
Unpopular opinion about XXX character?
Unpopular opinion about your fandom?
Unpopular opinion about the manga/show?
If you could change anything in the show, what would you change?
Instead of XYZ happening, I would have made ABC happen…
Does not shipping something ‘popular’ mean you’re in denial and/or biased?
What is the one thing you hate most about your fandom?
What is the purest ship in the fandom?
What are your thoughts on crack ships?
Popular character you hate?
Unpopular character you love?
Would you recommend XXX to a friend? Why or why not?
How would you end XXX/Would you change the ending of XXX?
Most shippable character?
Least shippable character?
*several of these questions are taken from a list that was not rebloggable
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David Bailey - Dress by Ken Scott (Vogue UK 1966)
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CHRIS EVANS GHOSTED NYC Premiere | Apr. 18. 2023
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Sports journalists will just say anything huh
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the threshold has been crossed, it is now springtime!!
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(request from @k-slla )
I must admit even though i've had it recommended about a thousand times I haven't watched The Boys yet ;; it's in the list, it's in the list, I'll get to it eventually. But! Until then, Jensen is Jensen. Always happy to draw him (;
(That said, sorry if there are glaring mistakes or if it doesn't fit the character at all...I wouldn't know)
My art tag ⸜(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
Ask me a question/say hi/make a request... ( •̯́ ^ •̯̀)
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top 5 scariest things to do
phone call
driving
have a job
not have a job
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On that cowboy shit again (pls click for better resolution probably ♡)
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Paul never had twink death he’s just gonna be like that forever
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PROMPTS FOR THE GRUMPY VS SUNSHINE TROPE *  assorted dialogue for that great dynamic between a guarded character and a warmer character, adjust as necessary
GRUMPY CHARACTER
do you ever stop smiling?
life sucks. get over it.
no one ever listens to me. at least, not until you showed up.
i didn't ask for your opinion.
there are more important things i should be dealing with.
i don't talk about my feelings with anyone.
that was a little uncalled for.
i didn't mean to talk your ear off.
i work better on my own.
what did you say to them to get them to listen?
i don't want to talk to you. in fact, i don't want to talk to anyone.
can you just leave me alone?
i never said i would help you.
you can't just talk your way out of problems.
everything was fine until you showed up.
now if you'll excuse me, i have better things to do.
what's so great about this place, anyway?
my opinion doesn't matter anyway.
i don't have time for "fun."
i just want to get this done and go home.
that's never been up to me to decide.
do you stick your head into everyone's business, or just mine?
if it's all the same to you, i'd prefer to be alone.
no one asked you to get involved.
i don't have a choice. it's my duty.
you're interrupting me again.
can we talk about this another time?
you've been listening to me talk for an hour now.
how do you stay so positive all the time?
i'm perfectly content just the way i am, thank you very much.
can't you see they're taking advantage of you?
SUNSHINE CHARACTER
i wish you would just listen to what i have to say.
i have to try and stay positive. it's the only way we get through this.
nothing good can come from constant negativity.
i believe in myself because no one else will.
i've seen what happens when the bad outweighs the good.
we just have to stay strong.
you never know what someone is going through.
i am capable of more than you give me credit for.
i don't think you're a bad person.
there's so much more to life than this.
you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
have you tried being nice to them?
a compliment goes a long way.
i choose to be kind.
i just don't see the point in staying silent.
i'm just trying to look out for you.
there's no need to be rude.
we could work together as a team. did you ever think about that?
if you need my help, i'm here for you.
you should smile more often.
i wish you would just be yourself.
for what it's worth, i like who you are now.
we don't have to fight all the time.
being soft is not a weakness.
i want to make this work between us.
despite all that, i'm still here for you.
if you ever want to talk, i'm here to listen.
you're not as bad as you make yourself seem.
i've never seen you that way.
i've come to care about you.
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