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aspiring-thembo · 5 days ago
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due to budget cuts our treasurer is now a little mouse pulling his empty pockets inside out and looking up forlornly with great big tears in his eyes
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aspiring-thembo · a month ago
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THEY HATE MY SWAGLESS WHIMSY
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aspiring-thembo · a month ago
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aspiring-thembo · a month ago
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There’s a lot of Weird Rules about “what counts” as reading, which sucks because it’s supposed to be a leisure activity. Here’s a list of things that absolutely count as reading: - Short stories - Rereads - children’s books - poetry - ebooks - audiobooks - physical books - a pdf of stone butch blues you got for free off of Leslie Feinberg’s website - fanfiction/unpublished literature
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aspiring-thembo · a month ago
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aspiring-thembo · a month ago
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[grabs your shirt] listen. listen to me. the practical is holy. the everyday is sacred. the simple act of surviving is divine. do you get it? sanctity begins at home, in the hands that build and the lives we live and the deaths we die and the worms that eat our bodies. if making something by hand is not worthy of veneration then nothing is.
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aspiring-thembo · a month ago
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aspiring-thembo · a month ago
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LOST SEWING NEEDLE INCIDENT NOBODY MOVE
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aspiring-thembo · a month ago
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aspiring-thembo · 2 months ago
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aspiring-thembo · 2 months ago
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“kink belongs at pride” - tired, desiccated, queerphobic discourse
“make the golf course a public sex forest” - thriving, vibrant, moves the conversation forward
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aspiring-thembo · 2 months ago
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Shout out to the model today for wearing her glasses, gave me some really cool shadows to work with
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aspiring-thembo · 2 months ago
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kids these days log on to the websites, in my day we would just log on to the fire
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aspiring-thembo · 2 months ago
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Losing the war against emails
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aspiring-thembo · 2 months ago
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Firefox being fast/secure/supporting new web standards isn't enough. we need to make extremely useful websites that don't work on chrome.
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aspiring-thembo · 2 months ago
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The cost of cycling
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aspiring-thembo · 2 months ago
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We need to normalize calling coworkers stupid fucking idiot son of a bitches we need to end workplace professionalism and courtesy and just openly curse and yell at each other we also need a day where everyone meets outside in the parking lot and we all fist fight each other until only 1 is left standing
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