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Break Room, 10AM
#a quick one for the final team#and that'll be it for now...#i gotta go set up the poll now hfjdkhgdf#battle royabb 2024#br24 banter#abb ocs#abb egos#ask to tag#< unsure if antag's Injury is a bit much to be left untagged
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BATTLE ROYABB 2024 PROFILE - COMEBACK TEAM
MALT
Origin: Counterverse
Species: Light Counterpart (Purple Base)
Pronouns: She/They
Abilities: Strong Teleportation (dampened for Royabb regulations)
Fighting Style: Malt can keep a safe distance from opponents at all times, on account of her unlimited teleportation capabilities, and can even teleport the opponent away if she wanted to. She will not attack unless provoked, but maybe the pressure of Royabb will cause some exceptions?
Associated Contestants: Ginny Winehouse
A well-traveled and charismatic storyteller who's been exploring the world for several centuries; the light counterpart to Ginny. While she's very much a people person at first glance, Malt refuses to get too close to anybody, and becomes visibly uncomfortable when in one-on-one conversation for too long. (She also seems to just generally handle pressure really, really poorly.) After skipping a year of competition, they already miss the event– will the break benefit them, or are they now out of practice?
MERRY
Origin: Kyourift Cinematic Universe
Species: Human
Pronouns: She/Her
Abilities: Aging-Only Immortality, Good with Blades
Fighting Style: Merry is professionally trained in fighting with a scythe, but she hasn't really had the chance to use those skills very much– at least, not until now. She's uncharacteristically methodical when fighting, and will take advantage of "cheapshot" attacks when she can.
Associated Contestants: Abby Merryweather
A very tired rookie within the ranks of Hell's guard, who can owe their current situation to Abby. She used to be quite carefree, even if it wasn't entirely genuine, and somewhat quick-tempered; however, she now seems to be kind of... dead inside. Yearning for something more, she reattempts the challenge she lost so long ago...
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Green Room, 7AM
#this is on time. to me#im sure there's at least one error somewhere in here but uhh lol lmao that's future abb's problem#battle royabb 2024#br24 banter#abb ocs#abb egos
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BATTLE ROYABB 2024 PROFILE - HAVOC TEAM
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ANTAG
Origin: The Templates
Species: Human? (Templated)
Pronouns: She/Her
Abilities: Unknown (dampened severely for Royabb regulations)
Fighting Style: Antagonist is unpredictable. Take as much precaution as possible when you encounter her.
Associated Contestants: Protagonist No. 53, Merchant No. 27, Filler No. 54
The oldest and most powerful Template to ever exist– the first one to ever exist, for that matter. It's very, very hard to keep track of what she can and will do, as the effects of her nature as a Template can cause people to even forget she even exists once they lose sight of her. She's sought out and killed every Template after her (besides Merchant), and doesn't intend to stop. Other than that, Antagonist seems to be genuinely content with her situation, and never attacks unless provoked.
CLASSIC
Origin: Crossroads RP
Species: Unknown (Masked)
Pronouns: She/They
Abilities: Very Weak Energy Manipulation
Fighting Style: Classic opts for an extremely aggressive melee style, similar to but much faster than her cohort, Blurp. It's not exactly complex, though; perhaps she picked up the techniques from the bar fights she's witnessed (or participated in).
Associated Contestants: Blurp
A bartender who was cursed by a mysterious mask and granted very unstable powers. The mask has since broken, but some remnants of its effects remain. Despite being rather quiet, Classic is self-assertive and lets little sway their thoughts, except their emotions. She isn't all arrogance, though; unfortunately, it's hard to see anything but that most of the time.
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Rec Hall...?, 8AM
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BATTLE ROYABB 2024 PROFILE - SERENITY TEAM
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FILLER
Origin: The Templates
Species: Human (Templated)
Pronouns: She/Her
Abilities: Weak Electrokinesis
Fighting Style: Filler has barely any experience in fighting, so she would rather avoid conflict entirely, and seeks out cooperation with other contestants. She can deal just a bit of damage, even with her powers, but puts more faith in deception and allyship to get out of those situations.
Associated Contestants: Protagonist No. 53, Antagonist No. 1, Merchant No. 27
An elusive Template who rarely ever seems to be of importance. Thankfully, this means her life has been smooth sailing, save for the issues that slowly arise with Templates. Filler is very friendly and a major optimist, but is ultimately sheltered due to her unnaturally worry-free lifestyle. She won't give up said lifestyle for anything, or anyone.
ABBY
Origin: Kyourift Cinematic Universe
Species: Fairy of the Hearth
Pronouns: She/Her
Abilities: Lifeforce Manipulation, Fate Manipulation (dampened severely for Royabb regulations), Fairy-Domain Reality Warping
Fighting Style: Abigail never had the intention of leaving her domain, so she's stripped of her usual magic arsenal. Due to this, Abigail is adverse to conflict (since her lifeforce powers are kind of finicky and not great for combat) and prefers to use diplomacy.
Associated Contestants: Merry
A fear-riddled barista who can control the very future and identity of others (namely, Merry). She's very friendly and definitely not plotting to kill you in order to maintain immortality, I promise. She hasn't left the cafe she runs for years, so she's a little behind the times, and has the physical health of a matchstick. Hopefully she'll be able to adapt to the new environment within the games!
#this was supposed to show up yesterday but i had to go somewhere before i could actually post lol#banter comin' in very soon#battle royabb 2024#br24 profiles#abb ocs#abb egos
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The Suites, 12PM
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Gonna be taking another break today because I'm gonna be away from home for quite a while. Please stay tuned... 😎👍
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BATTLE ROYABB 2024 PROFILE - SPOTLIGHT TEAM
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SEXYMABB
Origin: Unknown
Species: Unknown
Pronouns: He/Him
Abilities: Unknown
Fighting Style: Sexymabb is quickly developing a fighting style, and has shown a relatively newfound penchant for explosives. Watch where you step!
Associated Contestants: None
I don't know who this is.
PROTAG
Origin: The Templates
Species: Human (Templated)
Pronouns: Any
Abilities: Simplification (dampened for Royabb regulations)
Fighting Style: Protagonist opts to not use her abilities directly on people, seeing it as needlessly cruel, so she instead goes for some good ol' standard melee. He's actually quite hard to knock down– some kind of plot armor, maybe?
Associated Contestants: Merchant No. 27, Antagonist No. 1, Filler No. 54
A newly created Template who fulfills an extremely important role, whether they like it or not. He doesn't really know what he's doing in most situations, but she tries her best despite being exhausted with everything all the time, and encourages others to do the same; in the end, isn't that what matters...?
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Broadcast Depot, 9AM
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Yeah okay not gonna get tempted-- Curio Team banter will be posted in the morning! Let's hope I can get back on track soon...
Due to Taking Way Too Long™, Future Team's banter will be posted at 8AM, right before the next team reveal. Sorry for the delay!
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I know I should post Curio Team's banter in the morning but what if. Obscenely Late-Night Banter. What if....
Due to Taking Way Too Long™, Future Team's banter will be posted at 8AM, right before the next team reveal. Sorry for the delay!
#reblog#anyways hey y'all i've been busy with class stuff so the posting consistency is gonna get a little wack lol
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BATTLE ROYABB 2024 PROFILE - CURIO TEAM
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MERCHANT
Origin: The Templates
Species: Human (Templated)
Pronouns: She/Her
Abilities: General Arcane Experience, Illusions
Fighting Style: Merchant is a magical jack-of-all-trades, and can adapt to things very quickly. However, she's not all that great in terms of physical abilities, so she needs to make sure she isn't caught off-guard and immediately pummeled into glitter.
Associated Contestants: Protagonist No. 53, Antagonist No. 1, Filler No. 54
A resourceful magician who relays information and gives assistance to both Protagonist and Antagonist. She has accepted her fate as a Template, but plans to usurp either one of her cohorts' roles, as she finds the fact that she's literally only a side character to the other two greatly upsetting from an existential standpoint. She's affable, if a little fickle, and takes pride in her work, maintaining a "mysterious" persona.
APERTURE
Origin: Skyline News @ Nacho Bowl
Species: Unknown
Pronouns: She/They
Abilities: Unknown
Fighting Style: Aperture has very little fighting experience, and thus does not have a style. She can be a bit reckless, though, despite preferring to stay out of conflict.
Associated Contestants: None
A field reporter and anchorwoman of little words, who currently works at the Skyline News Station. She's quite compassionate and sometimes a total doormat, even if she appears rather asocial at first glance. They're not in their comfort zone, but maybe this will make for a good story?
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My brain just blasted me a non-existent meme that just says "THIS WILL CAUSE IMMENSE DAMAGE IN THE BERING STRAIT"
No image or anything, just the phrase and the suggestion that it was a meme.
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Due to Other Obligations™ and also because uhh I slept in, next team reveal will be postponed for tomorrow. Consider this an intermission?
Due to Taking Way Too Long™, Future Team's banter will be posted at 8AM, right before the next team reveal. Sorry for the delay!
#guess who's phone died before their alarm could go off lol#anyways how's everyone royabb going#reblog
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Gym, 7AM
#battle royabb 2024#br24 banter#abb ocs#abb egos#also fixed a tiny error or two in the other banter posts teehee
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Due to Taking Way Too Long™, Future Team's banter will be posted at 8AM, right before the next team reveal. Sorry for the delay!
#today got busier than anticipated so i wasn't able to get this out like planned#this weekend in general was pretty busy lol#also if you're wondering. yes im doing The Thing from last year. iykyk#but im taking better care of myself this time around so my hand doesn't explode hehe#i'll probably talk more about it in the retrospective once that rolls around lmao#bitchposting
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