asswatthama

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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

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i love being a hater of media that i’ve never seen or listened to. no i will not give it a chance. it’s called listening to my heart

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if a woman is over 35 and you think she’s hot you can just say that you don’t have to call her a milf

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They need to invent a guy dead on the floor emoji

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he’s my girlfriend

#boothill #honkai star rail #hsr

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BOOTHILL SCREENSHOT COLLECTION <33333

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that man is my girl

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#tragic #abysmal even

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why don't you consider yourself a poet?

In 2011 lil wayne said “real gs move in silence like lasagna” and ever since then i realized he is the only living poet

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I wouldn't trust y'all with the guillotine like y'all would make reign of terror 2 with petty shit like well this dentist has a nice house and perhaps a few decorative pillows while some fucking billionaire sells you the parts to build the guillotine from his private beachfront property

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“apologist.” “critical.” y’all are doing too much. when my favorite characters do evil reprehensible shit I simply don’t fucking care cause it’s not real

#my faves can do whatever the fuck they want actually

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can anyone tell me why i enter the grocery store a normal person and emerge as some sort of vile ravening monster

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thanks tumblr, maybe i will try ringworm if you dont have anything else

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making ur pfp a pictue of ur favorite guy is great. the modern equivalent of some guy in the 50s pulling out his wallet and there being a picture of his wife inside and him sighing fondly at it