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Please vote and help me decide.

For the modern girl getting dropped in middle earth.

I need help deciding on the pairing. I've written the bulk of this story but I can't decide on the pairing so I can go back and finish it.

Here are the choices.

In the poly front:

Thorin x modern chick x dwalin

Or

Fili x modern chick x kili

On the single pairings:

Thorin or dwalin or fili or kili

Please help me decide . I beg of you. I can't even continue writing "Treasure of the Wild " until I sort this. It's driving me fucking nuts.

Love, K

#kili kili kili

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I wanna make a podcast called “I Should Have a Podcast” where profoundly unfunny men pitch me their terrible podcast ideas and if they bring up serial killers or D&D, I get to taze them.

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me at 2.37am: okay guess i’ll go to bed at 3

the rational part of my brain: why not right now 

me: logical arguments will only be heard at half and full hours, sorry

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going out in public braless truly does feel like praxis. me and my nips fighting against the patriarchy, get on board girls

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Edi, 2 year old mixed breed

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Absolutely lovely

Lights are everywhere <3

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When tumblr deletes the nsfw tag so you have to go back to the citrus scale

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(Scandinavian filmmaker voice) I have to show this persons whole entire bare ass or it’s not raw and real enough

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It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already cried four times. This is not what I planned for 2019.

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y’know…. conversations about world war ii would be a lot more bearable and constructive if white men found that period rightly horrific rather than pornographic 

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Day 3 without tumblr porn…

I no longer know how to fuck. :(

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So we’re really gonna act like One Direction wasn’t more influential than The Beetle ? Ok lol. Zayn Malik shaped generations with his profound lyrics that only few can understand… and what exactly did John Lemon do? Lol

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I could never go to Australia because dingos look like normal dogs and I couldn’t trust myself not to try to pet them.

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Ei tätä paskaa nyt taas.

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