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“Can you explain this gap in your employment?” I must confess I dilly-dallied. Did a bit of this and that. Yes, I lived an ungoverned life of leisure throughout my youth. But I’m a changed man, I’m to be married and my prospective mother-in-law insists I have an annual income of £500,000 or more if I’m to wed her daughter. Rummy luck. My paltry stipend from my father is a mere £40,000 a month. I am attempting to make up the difference by seeking gainful employment for the first time in my life. This sunglass shack is the only establishment that graced me with a callback.

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I think the best advice I ever got to stop myself from getting in my head over issues i was having with a partner/friend was “Are you deciding on ultimatums in your relationship without the other persons knowledge or consent? Are you having conversations in your head where the other party is a projection you supply the responses for? If so; you have done this person a huge disservice in not allowing them to answer on their own terms. You have done so much architecture around this problem in your mind that is impenetrable for anyone who was not there when it was being built.”

That shit really changed my life and honestly? I think made me a nicer person to be around.

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if you don‘t personally own one but your roommates/parents do and you are allowed to use it, that counts as yes

#OK WELL. i own an iron and i use it but only to press seams and shit when i am sewing. i never iron my clothes

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are you worried

About what? But yeah

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Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :)

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[ID: an homage to Edvard Munch's "the scream" featuring Miles O'Brien from Star Trek. End ID]

… christmas present for a friend :(

#fucking help him he's trapped kn the munch dimension #star trek #Chris

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halloween idea: werewolfwood ??? :]c

okay sorry this wasn't going to be vashwood but i put on a couple random werewolf movies while working on it and they were consistently SUFFUSED with romantic themes so. coughs.

werewolfwood as ever has a cranky face but a soft little heart :)

#wow how have i never seen this #trigun #vashwood #id in alt

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why you hatin on the red hot chili peppers, man?

although i don’t agree with your taste in music, i have to respect your ability to type out this message while longboarding across campus

#I LOVE THIS POST

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i need to draw post trimax vamery every so often or ill blow up

#trigun #vashmeryl #id in alt

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morning people

#trigun #vashmeryl

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quick vashmeryl doodle i drew while i was on a plane

#trigun #vashmeryl #undescribed

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Elendira my beloved

#remi image description.. #trigun #elendira

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shuffle your favourite playlist and post the first five songs that come up. then copy/paste this ask to your favourite mutuals <3

I don't really have a "favorite" playlist as I rotate through them regularly but I have one that are songs I like to sing along to in the car so I guess I'll do that one!!

1. Jackie Onassis - Sammy Rae & the friends (if you listen to one of these Tani pick this one lol)

2. Paddle to the stars - the Dip

3. Nina cried power - Hozier, Mavis Staples

4. C'mon baby cry - Orville Peck

5. Right down the line - Lucius

#asks #thank u tani its always a delight

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nice outfit LOSER lol *puts phone up to ear* 65,000,000 BCE called .They said aomething really bad happened to the dinosaurs

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musing over a priest or something like that

#trigun #vashwood #undescribed

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i may not be gods strongest warrior but there is all sorts of bullshit that he makes me deal with and i hndle it not very well usually

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when rest and "lazy days" stop being optional, you eventually stop enjoying it. i don't even know how to relax anymore. there's barely any relaxation in rest for me, it's all forced by a sick body.