astrovamps
astrovamps
crawl out through the fallout baby!
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astrovamps · 2 hours ago
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VINTAGE ROBESON POCKET KNIFE | LISTING
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astrovamps · 6 hours ago
just looked up what cicada illers are because we do Not have them where i live and uh. those are some big boys! wishing u a very cicada killer season
they are!! large fucking men!!! pointy!!!! and they live like. in holes in the ground all over our backyard and along the curb and get very territorial. time to not go outside for a month <3333
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astrovamps · 10 hours ago
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@simonnygard
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astrovamps · a day ago
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Make sure you keep your chickens warm!
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astrovamps · a day ago
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"we need to stop the stigma towards drug users and addicts" and "we need to challenge the idea that being sober makes you boring" and "we need to stop acting like binge drinking to the extent you're doing medical damage is fun and normal for young people" are all ideas that can and should coexist.
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astrovamps · a day ago
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I’m so god damn tired of not just leftists, but even left-leaning people holding absolutely unrealistic, all-but-impossible positions which have no acknowledgement of any nuance whatsoever and then calling anyone who tries to give a dose of reality a shill or a bootlicker. Honestly, it’s not even enlightened to hold some of these positions because you just reveal yourself to have no grasp of incredibly complex issues. If this sounds vague, it’s because it can apply to how people online react to many different issues.
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astrovamps · a day ago
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Coco Rocha by Karl Lagerfeld for Numéro #86
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astrovamps · 2 days ago
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dolce & gabbana | fall 2013
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astrovamps · 2 days ago
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Honestly I feel like modern men are so pathetic in the sense that you don’t even try to have an interesting or relatively defined personality anymore guys used to be real film bros and wannabe music critics and pretentious art snobs and insufferable readers now you’re all just apathetic and uninteresting with no ambition no niche personality cultivation you just all like the same boring archive fashion or hipster pretend outdoors activities or you steal women’s personalities you don’t even do real drugs anymore wtf is kratom and ketamine nobody writes letters or makes playlists men don’t carry Bukowski and Vonnegut novels while they ride the train they don’t send you lists of films that you have to watch or else you’re uncool there’s no I’m a [instert media of choice] guy anymore only I make niche memes or I’m an entrepreneur guys now. Boring uninspired
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astrovamps · 2 days ago
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a person will post something genuine like ‘i love it when people are nice’ and then you can bet someone else on tumblr will parody it and make the word nice an antonym like mean or feral or evil or viciously cruel… it stopped being funny when people stopped merely joking about being unkind and started seriously acting as though they believed that. you are not the loveable goose from untitled goose game… your unpleasantness is not charming. i don’t think anyone with such an edgy persona can claim they have good taste
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astrovamps · 2 days ago
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what are like,,,,,, peripheral fandoms you guys know about by default?? like things you’ve never interacted with but are on your dash so much that you feel like you know more about them than you should
mine are the owl house and gideon the ninth
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astrovamps · 2 days ago
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dni if you’re a self-proclaimed dark academia enthusiast whose personal literary canon amounts to madeline miller, victoria schwab, taylor jenkins reid, donna tartt, maggie stiefvater, rick riordan, a handful of #tendercore poems by wendy cope and mary oliver, a number of ocean vuong and richard siken quotes taken out of context, the metamorphosis and /only/ the metamorphosis by franz kafka, the picture of dorian gray, four or five or shakespeare’s most famous plays, jane austen, the brontë sisters, homer (even though you’ve actually abandoned the iliad ten pages in), and the english romantic poets.
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astrovamps · 2 days ago
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Being genderfluid is so fun,,, like yeah just anything could cause gender euphoria it depends on the day- all of this aesthetic and fashion and gender is mine thank you
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astrovamps · 2 days ago
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I unironically believe that many of the sages, mystics, philosophers and scholars of the past were themselves autistic. I think that these positions are a natural niche that autistic people have found themselves in for thousands of years because of our ability to see things and parse information in ways that allistic people are incapable of. My friends have taken to using the phrase "wizard" because of this.
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astrovamps · 3 days ago
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astrovamps · 3 days ago
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teenage girl sighing dreamily as she lays in her bed and writes in her diary with a pink glitter pen and when you look at the notebook shes just writing “killing and violence and killing and violence” with little hearts above the i’s over and over and over 
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astrovamps · 3 days ago
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Amazing exchanges in TRC
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