“God can come have coffee with me if he’s really interested.” You said, shutting the door on some irritating guys with pamphlets. The very next day, God taps lightly on your door, to have a coffee.
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After sunset, padded footsteps softly pace down every hall.
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it’s always “want to fuck?” and never “i’ll bleed whatever color you tell me to”
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jin ling’s true power is actually stored in his ponytail, he just hasn’t figured out how to harness its full potential yet but he’s damn well gonna start by using it to smack lan jingyi in the face every chance he gets
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I feel like it’s very correct of me to headcanon that Lan Sizhui thinks conventionally creepy stuff is cute.
Corpses? Fascinating.
Ghosts? He wants to hug them all.
Graveyards? Peaceful.
Nie Mingjue’s severed head?
Spiders? Adorable.
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got a folding fan and i think i might just be evil now
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“im just a writer” no you’re not just a writer, you and your words mean a lot for some people. <3
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Whenever I see a picture or a video of moon sea jellies I have to stop whatever I am doing and count the gonads (circle things on their bell) they all have because I know that most sea jellies are suppose to have 4 but sometimes will have fewer or more due to mutation and I like spotting the ones that have an abnormal amout of testies
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getting comments on ao3 makes me go so power hungry like. oh yeah you read the thing?? you read the WHOLE thing and even took time out of your day to give your WRITTEN INPUT on it???? make out with me.
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Imagine coming home after a long day and they just hug you. They hug you in a way that melts all the tension from your muscles, and makes the stresses of the day fade into some distant memory. It’s one of those hugs you feel like you could fall asleep in, but you don’t want to because you want to savor every ounce of it even though you know you’ll get a million more of them
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oh to be a mermaid floating on a wave braiding pearls in my hair and luring men to their death with my voice
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I’m just a heartbroken mermaid floating at the top of the water with my beautiful blonde hair floating behind me and nothing else
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A-Ling and his JiuJiu
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I made this for my mental stability 🤝
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