athenas-only-daughter

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I think reading folktales is the best antidote to Cinemasins everything-needs-a-logical-explanation brainrot, and by folktales I don't mean the disneyfied versions made to fit modern narrative sensibilities of three act structure and want versus need character arcs, I mean the unprocessed versions harvested straight from the mouth of some elderly european hick and thrown straight into the page with no revisions. The ones where a frog hops from inside a bathtub to tell the queen she's with child then disappears never to be seen again, where a chopped arm can grow anew from its stump like a willow, where a mother gives birth to a talking baby riding a goat. Some of you could use a bit of dreamlike absurdity with no explanation but the themes it represents, not the mechanics that allow it.

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watching the cr ad read tonight while recovering from an appendectomy. was a bad idea

#cr spoilers #c3e92 #i laughed so hard and it HURT

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Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

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animation of charmander makin some pancakes

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Minthara

#oh myyyy god her expression here <3 #minthara #minthara baenre #bg3 #baldur's gate 3

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Fish [enter text] me women [enter text] me

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this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

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i actually dont think there's anything funnier than people watching a show or whatever bc they heard it allegedly had gay people in it then getting upset when it includes incredibly normal genre specific tropes that they personally dont like, like maybe you should have checked that before you watched it king and then they get mad at the show for being the show that it is instead of embracing it for what it is. like I'm so sorry that axe murderer 30000 had axe murderers in it and didnt have a happy ending and was really violent but i do think there are some context clues around it that could have let you pick up on that

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all the new god portraits (so far) in hades 2 !!!

#!!!! #hades 2

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mean drow lady makes brain go brrr

#ohhh my god #minthara #minthara baenre #bg3 #baldur's gate 3

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WOOP WOOP GET SOME SOUP

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The mighty nein’s backstories are really like. Abused and kidnapped. Abused and killed own family. Orphaned and kidnapped into new tribe and abused. Woke up in own grave. Orphan who became a normal sailor then almost died. Family slowly disappeared one by one. Kept hidden inside a brothel and then sent away. Totally 100% normal life until horrifically killed and resurrected as the monster that killed you.

#they got that juice #m9

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Hmm 🤔

#i am objectively NOT STRONG ENOUGH FOR THIS #karlach #bg3 #baldur's gate 3

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“Adventure? This isn’t a heroic caper, sweetheart. That’s an Illithid tadpole in your brain.”

#i am not immune to mizora #mizora #bg3 #baldur's gate 3

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by cry yanni

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caught my lil panther mid yawn