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(Sorry but just the thought.)
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SK Kid: Check it out, my dad let me use his old shield and sword!
Friend 1: Lucky!
Friend 2: That's awesome dude, but how does it work?
SK Kid: It's really easy, first I just grab the handle here, and then press a button on the side of the handle.
The two friends get behind to what was being explained as the shield spreads out.
Friend 1: Awesome!
Friend 2: Hey, what's that thing poking out underneath the sword handle?
SK Kid: No clue, never pulled the sword out before.
Friend 1: Well what are you waiting for?
With a shrug the sword is pulled out with ease as a folded piece of paper plops to the ground.
Friend 2: What's this?
He reaches down and begins to unfold the paper before blushing in surprise.
Friend 1: Well what is it?
SK Kid: Yeah dude, tell us!
Friend 2: It's your mom dude.
SK Kid: Pardon?
The two huddle around. One blushing in embarrassment and the other in embarrassment and disgust.
The paper happened to be a folded up picture of Neo at a beach. Clad in a two piece pink bikini with white borders that showed off her features quite well. She was posing as if she had dropped something while looking behind at the camera with a smirk. A pink lipstick marks and a written message was on the picture as well.
Neo: Only you can make me melt in this heat darling~
Friend 1: Dude...
SK Kid: Don't you say it.
Friend 2: Your mom is hot.
SK Kid: *Dies a little inside*
I remember Jaune's shield being able to hold his old scroll so he could keep track of his aura. I hope many years later as he's training his child, the shield pops open and Jaune suddenly remembers he replaced it with a racy picture of his wife in lingerie and holding her parasol suggestively.
I can 100% see Neo doing some kind of tasteful, vintage pin-up pose and leaving the pictures of herself in random places for Jaune to venture across. They aren't even that suggestive, just one-piece bathing suits or classy lingerie and her parasol
But Jaune goes red every time he finds one
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Years later they both forget about that happening and while Jaune is sparing with his old weapons he finds a photo in his shield
He gets embarrassed when anyone asks what's wrong and why he's suddenly so flustered
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Definitely one of those:
"What are you hiding?'
"I'll tell you about it when you're older"
"But why are you-"
"When you are older!"
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Jaune: You know those numbers you sometimes see in public bathrooms?
Ren: You called one of them didn't you?
Jaune: Curiosity got the better of me.
Ren: And is that why the most notorious assassin of Remnant is clinging to your arm while you look like you just left the Great War?
Jaune is covered in bandages, bruises and scratches with his clothing having various tears and scorch marks. Neo is currently nuzzled against Jaune's arm as she smiles happily and in similar state.
Jaune: First of all, I'm concerned that you know who she was before hand. Second, she was going to rob me, but got ambushed by some rival gang. Next thing I know I'm in a car chase, recently stabbed a man and Neo was unconscious in the passenger seat.
Ren: You were gone for two hours!
Jaune: And I'm thankful that you answered the door when I came knocking.
There's a loud bang as a shotgun blast tears a large hole into the door as the trio duck behind cover. Jaune and Neo ducked behind a sofa while Ren slid behind the kitchen counter.
Ren: Just wished that you had lost them beforehand Jaune.
Jaune: I said I was sorry okay?
Ren: Sorry doesn't get my security deposit on this place back!
To punctate this point there was another blast pumped into the door and the sounds of shouting.
Goon: Come on out of there blondie and we'll make sure you and the short bitch die quickly.
Jaune only shouts back.
Jaune: Tempting offer, but how I give you the whereabouts to a stash I have for our freedom?
There's a pause before audible mumbling was heard with an answer soon coming through.
Goon: Go on.
Jaune: Okay, it's in a suitcase next to the Bistro downtown. Off the corner of Go & Fuck Yourself.
There's a beat of silence before a hail of bullets suddenly fire and destroy parts of the room. Much to Ren's ire.
Ren: Really Jaune!?
Jaune only shrugged.
Jaune: What? I've always wanted to try that line out.
He felt a tap on his shoulder as Neo gave him a deep surprise kiss. In shock now, Neo held up the Scroll for him to read.
Neo: *If we make it out of this, I'm going to drain you dry and rock your 6'4" world blondie.*
She smirks when she sees his blush.
Jaune: Uh... Ren?
The boys shakes his head and let's out a sigh as he loads Storm Flower and sliding one of firearms across to Jaune.
Ren: You owe me big time for this. Nora and Yang on on their way to help. I gave them a head ups beforehand, just in case.
Jaune picks up the weapon and grins.
Jaune: Did I ever tell you what a great guy you are?
Ren: Only when you're in way over your head. Now either start firing or let your new girlfriend fight for you.
Neo only sticks a tongue out at Ren while Jaune laughs away. It was definitely going to be one helluva Monday Night.
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(This got away from me...)
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#215 - RWBY Senki: Saga of Ruby the Evil
Youjo Senki has a lot of cute expressions that I wanted to sketch out myself as practice. 
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Jaune: I mean I'll definitely have you kneeling in the bedroom as you-
Ruby: Say prayer and give thanks to the Lord above!
Yang: Amen sister!
Weiss: Would you two stop interrupting?
Jaune: Weiss You have cute hands.
Weiss: Oh really?
Jaune: They'd look cuter wrapped around my-
Yang: Bible! Praise the Lord!
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I am politely asking for more Silent Knight artwork
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Jaune on stage with his guitar as he tries to distract the guests.
Bard Jaune: So... Any requests?
Rogue Blake: Yeah... Lose the pants!
Ruby: Roll for Persuasion.
Sounds of dice rolling.
Blake: Nat 20 plus bonus 4 for Silver Tongue.
Ruby: Cool. The crowd murmurs in agreement with the request that was shouted out. You heard the lady Jaune, take your pants off.
Jaune grumbles as he begins to loosen his belt and pants.
Jaune: Fourth time this session, and they say that Bards are the horny ones.
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(To those who get the reference, congrats.)
So not sure if you going take this, but hope you going like this. A AU where RWBY is set in Dungeon and Dragons universe. Ruby and Pyrrha rangers, Yang monk, Blake rogue and Weiss fighter. Leaving Jaune...a Bard. Which is a lot more sense than become a Knight.
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Jaune, strums his guitar: want to hear a song?
Everyone: NO!
Weiss: just pull out your dick already
Ruby & Pyrrha: Yeah!
Jaune: I MORE THAN A PENIS YOU KNOW!
Yang: yeah we know
Blake: but dick now
Jaune: never get to play my songs
(Wasn’t sure what to do with this so I just threw something together)
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Young Winter teaching herself how to take better care of her sword in the evenings :)
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I'm gonna pull a crossover ask here if you don't mind but here it is. Ruby and Ochaco decides to give their men Jaune and Deku a show (lapdance. Poledance etc etc you can choose which you want to write) to show then how much they appreciate their men
(Lancaster and Deku x Ochaco from My Hero Academia Idk their ship name)
(A bit late to say I've never watched or read Hero Academia, and only know about it the same way I did with RWBY. Through posts, Fics and artworks.)
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Two familiar heads of Blonde of Green walked through the halls of U.B.A as they returned from the sparring arenas. Or what was left of the arena anyways.
Deku: Still hard to believe that those two can actually get along so well.
Jaune: You call getting punched through a roof and body slammed into a crater 'Gettint along'?
Deku: To be fair, Kacchan does treat everyone like that, even me.
Jaune: *sighs* Well at least Yang doesn't seem to mind, even if she did start the fight the first time they met. Actually, what's the score between them now?
Deku is seen to ponder as he begins mumbling to himself before dropping a fist into his open palm.
Deku: Yang won today, but she's still down by three losses and four ties.
Jaune: Cool. Guess I'll ask Nora to add my bet to the pool then.
As the two continued walking they passed by other students going about their day until they passed a student couple who were in each other's arms as they walked.
Jaune: You know that reminds me, I forgot to tell you what me and Ruby did last night.
Deku: Oh, but why though?
Jaune: Because I want to show off the fact that we held hands and cuddled while watching her favorite action movie.
Jaune stood smugly while Deku blinked at him. Only to blush in realization.
Deku: Cuddled, held hands!?
Jaune: Yup, she fell asleep on my shoulder and could smell the strawberry soap she had used.
Deku blushed more, it was so intimate what Jaune was telling him but he was not going to allow himself or his girl to be shown up, no sir.
Deku: Oh yeah? Well me and Ochako took a nap in the same bed yesterday.
Jaune took a step back in surprise, asleep in the same bad and a nap no less?
Deku: She even told me to hold her closer and stay a little longer after we both woke up.
Now Deku stood proudly with a bright blush on his own face now as Jaune stood in surprise.
Although the two boys were very much growing into young men, they still had respect for the opposite sex. Even more so for their own lady friends and would often times keep the beast of lust at Bay so they could fully engross themselves in the pure feeling of being loved by another.
Such pure hearted boys these two are.
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They're girlfriends on the other hand...
Ruby: I can't believe I screwed up!
Ruby groaned as her head thudded with the table of the dorm room.
Ochako: What happened?
Ruby: I was going to pretend to "accidentally" put on a porn movie for us to watch, but Jaune walked into the room and I panicked. So I out on my favorite movie instead.
Ochako: What movie did you put in then?
Ruby: Robotic Officer 2. We watched the whole thing and I fell asleep on him. He said I was cute dammit!
Ochako sighs.
Ochako: At least I'm not the only one that failed then.
Ruby: How'd you do?
Ochako: Waited on his dorm bed in a pose and tried to look sexy. Ended up dozing off and took a nap with Deku instead. Tried to save it by having him stay a little longer with me in bed. Instead I fell back asleep while he held me close to him. It was really nice.
Both girls sighed in defeat. Their thirst for the two boys wasn't always this strong, but over time it grew. Unfortunately the oasis to quench said thirst was blocked by a very dense but loveable wall.
Ruby: I think we should just dance for them to get the point across.
The reaper had said this as joke of course, but the gravity bender had a lightbulb go off.
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Jaune: Still a bit strange they wanted to see us this late.
Deku: Maybe they needed notes? It's what Ochako had asked me for.
As proof, Deku held up a notebook labeled, "Maths" on it. The boys had receive messages to meet their girlfriend in the dorm room for a study session. Or at least Ochako did, Ruby sent a message asking if Jaune had wanted to play some games. Although it was curious as to why they would request them so late.
The finally reached the dorm and opened the door to complete darkness.
Jaune: Hello?
Deku: Ochako, Ruby?
???: Hello boys~
A voice from within purred as two sets of hands pulled both boys in with ease and were made unconscious.
Deku and Jaune came too and found themselves tied to separate beds of the dorm, and both missing their shirts.
Jaune: What the Hell?
Deku: Come on out Villain!
???: They're awake now!
A cheery and familiar voice called out.
???: Alright, let's put what we practiced to good use!
Came another familiar voice.
The door to the closet bursted open as two figures came rushing out.
Ruby: Freeze!
Ochako: You're under arrest!
Both Deku and Jaune gulped as they watched both Ruby and Ochako rush into the room wearing nothing but what could be called as a 'Naughty Police' outfits.
Jaune couldn't help but stare at Ruby. She had the typical officer hat on, but her shirt had been tied into a knot leaving her breasts to be exposed and only held by a Red bikini bra, leaving her midriff and slightly toned and to be openly seen. The short black skirt she wore didn't really do anything to hide what Jaune liked to call 'The Rubooty', but he did notice Red strings dangling from either sides of her thighs. A pair of white thighhighs socks and shin boots completed the look on her.
Deku on the other hand didn't know where to look. Ochako was wearing an outfit similar to Ruby except with a white shirt and blue shirt skirt. Having a bigger bust than Ruby as she had tied the shirt into a knot and used it to lift her breasts a bit to give them more emphasis than they already had. She wore a bikini bra as well, but they were Blue in color and had a white star on the center of each one. Ochako gave a sly grin as she had noticed him staring at her and slowly lifted up her skirt to show Deku the pair of red and white striped string panties she was wearing.
Ochako: Naughty boy, and I thought you were going to be a hero? What kind of hero looks at an officer with such hunger~
She slowly messaged one of her breasts as she spoke to him. The effects were very prominent on the boy.
Ruby: But don't worry fellas, we've made it out duties to properly reeducate you both so you can be model Hero's of the future! But first...
Ruby locked eyes with Jaune, licking her lips while eyeing him up with hunger.
Ruby: Officer Uraraka, should we begin the pat down?
Ruby then swatted one of Ochako's cheeks as it jiggled delightfully as she let out a moan.
Ochako: Why of course Officer Rose, we don't won't to get stabbed by anything dangerous right~?
She clapped her hands as music started to play. Both boys would've struggled if they weren't entranced by their respective partners. The girls crawling towards the boys on the bed, following the rhythm with each away of their hips as they moved and gliding ever exploring hands across the boys bodies in faux patdown.
Ochako would slide her chest across Deku as she searched for something that wasn't there. Slow and deliberate, Deku felt the hard nubs that were covered by the little bra of hers as she continued to roam his body. It was torture, from her movements to being buried in her cleavage for only brief moments. It wasn't long until she found a hard "Object" in his pants. Sliding her hand across it as Deku hissed in surprise. She looked at Deku and planted a kiss on pants covered tip.
Ochako: Hope this doesn't like me too badly now~
Jaune wasn't fairing any better. Ruby was on him, but seemed to forget about her objective of finding an item on Jaune as she dragged not only her body, but her face across his exposed chest. He heard her take deep inhales of him and felt how she nibbled on his neck, ears and abs every so often. She had even angled herself in a way where her ass was up, leaving her skirt to fall and giving Jaune a hypnotic view of her ass as it shook to the beat of the music playing.
It was around the same time when Ochako found her "Object" on Deku did Ruby find one on Jaune.
Jaune had flinched when he felt Ruby slide her face against his groin. He had been holding back but the way Ruby seemed to notice and to nuzzle against him caused his arousal near instant. She let a breathy smile up at him, keeping eye contact as she dragged her tongue along side the imprint of his pants.
Ruby: I hope you can break my right to remain silent~
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Jaune and Deku were gentleman, and if their girlfriends wanted to get dicked down then get dicked down they'll get.
Ochako was a smiling drooling mess as Deku was currently pounding her into the bed. He might've used his quirk on his member by accident, but the instant orgasm and broken bedframe was a good sign.
Ochako: More, more Deku dick!
Ruby on the other hand was riding Jaune like a bull. Although she had tried to handcuff Jaune for fun, but that backfired on her in a positive manner. Her hands now handcuffed behind her back in a reverse cowgirl. Jaune using the handcuff to keep Ruby from falling forward into fucked silly mess. Her tongue lolling out as Jaune continued to drive himself into her and sending yet another load into Rose he just squirmed as another orgasm hit.
Ruby: Yes, fuck me Jaune, fuck me like a dirty whore~!
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The afterglow of the morning after was definitely something. Ruby and Ochako having been fully aware of what cum drunk words they were saying to their partners. Jaune and Deku however were drained dry by their respective lovers, but they both believed it was worth it and would gladly do it again. After freshing up for the day they headed to the cafeteria for breakfast as they met their fellow teams. Although they all seemed to avoid eye contact with them. Well except for Nora who was grinning at them.
Nora: So how'd you both do Officers, did you nail the crooks or did the crooks nail you?
The blushes were immense and the stuttering for excuses were futile.
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August 15, 2021
(Sorry this took a while to respond to but I had never seen or read any of the my hero stuff and just wanted to do these characters as best I could.
Hopefully this is sufficient enough fo you my friend and if not, then I apologize. Thank you again for the ask and have a great day.)
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Yang: Damn Jaune, where you going all double caked up on this Friday night?
Jaune readjusted the two large cake boxes he was carrying with a grin.
Jaune: There was a sale at the new bakery downtown, plus Pyrrha likes chocolate cake so I thought I treat her and the team. Did you want some?
Yang smiles happily.
Yang: Sure!
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Ruby: Nu-uh, No! You do not realize the desire that man drives inside of me whenever I see him slice a Grimm!
Cordovin: Ms.Rose, cease this at once!
Ruby: No! Every part of my loins screams for that Arc breaker and by the Brothers I will drain him dry!
Cordovin: Security, we have a live one here, Level ten thirst!
Ruby: Your bars won't be able to stop the lust that will drown these very walls you hear me!? I WILL HAVE THAT ARC DICK!
Miss Goodwitch has had enough and sedated Ruby with an ominous ease as the reaper collapsed to the floor in a drooling heap.
Glynda: My apologies, I had hoped to have no need to use that... Again.
Cordovin: Understandable. Guards, take Ms.Rose to the Max Level holding please?
The guards nod and drag the unconscious Rose away.
Cordovin: Now then, onto the next case. A Ms. Belladona, correct?
Blake: Just lock me up already because I will have that Arc Booty.
The sound of Goodwitch's head hitting the table in defeat was audible in the courtroom.
If I'd known that Jaune would become the man that he is now I would have let him fuck me in the first night in Beacon
Ruby, about to go to horny jail
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Jaune: So y'all know that one song about how looking at a giant Wang makes all your troubles go away? It's a total lie, I look at it every morning and the amount of suck right now is still the same.
Yang: Maybe you're just not as big as you think.
Nora: Actually Jaune is pretty hung. Like a tallboy can of Redbull.
Ren: A five pack tube of tennis balls.
Nora: Honestly like good for him.
Ren: *golf claps* Good for you Jaune.
Nora: Plus why else do y'all think he has the belt strap on his thigh for?
RWBY plus Winter and Penny look at the mentioned belt and it's location with mild interest. Jaune turns slightly to keep his left leg out of view from them.
Jaune: Perverts. The world's only hope are a buncha perverts.
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Jaune: I gotta ask something about you guys. Do you all use hair dyes, just asking since alot of the Vale folks have absurdlu colored and unique hair.
Weiss: *combing her hair*
Ren: *looking at the streak of Pink in his hair*
Ruby: *fiddling with her own Red tips*
Nora: To be honest it's mostly natural, but I bet Weiss doesn't have a carpet to match the drapes.
Weiss: *embarrassed* Excuse me!?
Jaune: *confused* Now why would I want to know if Weiss has proper coordination with her room decor?
Yang: *leaning and whispering to Blake* I'm gonna tell him.
Blake: *whispering back* Don't you dare!
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Jaune: I called Ms.Goodwitch "Mommy" in class today by accident.
Nora: Kinky.
Ren: So how'd she react to that?
Jaune: She told me to stay after class, which I did and the next thing I know I'm getting a headpatting and being told how proud she is of me.
Ren & Nora:...
Jaune: It was honestly kinda nice to be told that, really put a pep in my step you know?
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Ozpin: Glynda, can you please explain to me why you are trying to-
Goodwitch: Adopt Mr.Arc.
Ozpin: Yes, that, why exactly?
Goodwitch: He has seen me as a mother figure and therefore I will now take responsibility and raise him as my own.
Ozpin: He is part of the Arc household Glynda. We can't simply let you have him as your son, plus I'm incapable of granting you such ability to do so.
Goodwitch: No need to worry, I've already been given permission by the Arcs themselves and they were fully on board with the plan.
Ozpin:...
Goodwitch: Also, why should only you have leeway on your absurd choices? Waving off the damages caused to a bar by a huntress in training, taking in a former terrorist and a student two years ahead and not to mention your caffeine addiction.
Ozpin: Fine! Just don't take away my beans and make sure not to smother Arc too much?
Goodwitch: *in thought* Splendid, perhaps I can also do the same with Mr.Lie and Ms.Valkyrie?
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