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Damn the porn bots are making me feel lonely tonight lol
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What my tits lack in size they make up for in sheer willpower
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So what if I don’t get bitches I got a bassoon, that’s all I need
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So what if I don’t get bitches I got a bassoon, that’s all I need
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I’m gonna need to find someone who finds blood noses hot
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New bra! New bra! New bra! New bra!
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being a passenger princess is cute but so is being tied up in my trunk with duct tape over your mouth. scared because you have no idea where im taking you but also getting wet since you know how this ends
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I’m the worlds biggest little petty bitch
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Not enough people make bread themed apparel 😔
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T*I*S*M
This is serious mum
The best tism and best Australian band
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Someone just asked me the proper way to prepare or eat a baguette, like i don’t fucking know, eat it like the French do and dislocate your jaw and deep throat that baguette sloppy style until you orgasm or something
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Curious George vs the knight in the yellow hat
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Bernard Willem Wierink - Knight and giant ape (1908)
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I need someone to desperately talk me out of texting a really hot but also toxic Chinese girl when I know I really shouldn’t
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I have definitely made wantoness my ignorance
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As long as there is music, he will live on
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“What transfem stereotypes do I fit?”
“You’re pretty”
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