atty-goldstein

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For the 300 word essay, I would have said this:

If there were less murders at Aguefort Adventuring Academy, it would make us so happy.

Except I would repeat the word “so” 286 times.

#i told my bestie i would've just written “fire bobby dawn” 100 times

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#love daniel durant

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Workin' Boys Soundtrack (Coming Soon) on Spotify [The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals] [Black Friday] [Nightmare Time] [Nightmare Time 2] [Nerdy Prudes Must Die]

#workin' boys

[atty-goldstein]

compilation of zac critting during the last standard exam bc he's insane

#fhjy

[atty-goldstein]

But if he didn't do those classes where he got those crits, they wouldn't have gotten those two free automatic passes for the exam. Also he might not have still been allowed to multiclass either.

imagine being gorgug and hearing that he was doing three or four years of school in one for absolutely nothing. imagine your principal telling you that you are a fool for working hard. incredible. the crits have been payback for how much he’s been fucked with this season.

#fhjy

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Cinematic parallels: The Bad Kids instinctively wanting to save the Rat Grinders

#fhjy #fantasy high junior year

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what kipperlily didn’t see, in her haste to leave the crime scene, was further proof that she’s always been wrong about kristen. because kristen cares. she was willing to possibly incriminate herself by searching buddy’s body for some way to bring him back. she was willing to reach out to her already struggling god to try to bring him back. and the bad kids, too. they were disappointed they couldn’t help him right away. they set up a way to watch his body and have evidence if it was disturbed.

they care.

even when it’s about a person they never for a second liked.

#fhjy #the bad kids forgave ragh and aelwyn and zayn and jawbone #they even revived biz #why wouldn't they do the same for buddy

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Ep 15 The Last Stand

That was so much good combat! Gorgug and all the crits forever!!! That death! Holy Crap. But you know.... It's all love now.

Ep 14 || Ep 16

#fhjy

[atty-goldstein]

I can't fucking believe they killed buddy I am going to fucking murder shittersilly motherfucker or whatever her name is THEY KILLED FUCKING ELDER PRICE HOW DARE THEY

#THEY KILLED BLONDE KEVIN PRICE #fhjy

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shoutout to riz boasting in the essay on fabian's behalf. like theres monsters rushing him and hes scribbling on the wall "I, FABIAN SEACASTER, SON OF BILL SEACASTER—"

#fhjy

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#fhjy

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and unlimited ice cream sandwiches from that bag Basrar gave her

Okay but like if Kristen didnt have that 7th level slot the bad kids def wouldve eaten the shrimp dragon and crab. Shrimp party but all the guests are Arthur Auguefort clones

#fhjy

[atty-goldstein]

I don't think that the death of Buddy is gonna have any academic consequences for the Bad Kids. I do think it will put Bobby Dawn on their path and make him try kill/eliminate them in some way. A man of Helio in a rage...wonder what that will do with all the Rage stuff going on

#I wouldn't mind if Bobby implodes and dies of rage #fhjy #fantasy high junior year

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Gavin Pundle: there won't be food here

Me: what about all the cooked shellfish right there. and Kristen's ice cream sandwich bag

#fhjy #fantasy high junior year

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#ribbon dance out a tower and falling 10 stories #“can I roll a 20 and come back up again” #“heyyyyy girliiiiieeee” #fhjy

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#other notable moments: slapping a cop in freshman year #kissing ragh at prom #getting out of being charmed and frightened by going into a rage #“eat me you stupid bug” #fhjy

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why is Brennan so distressed when Lou says the rats have their livelihood? Brennan's the one who brought up Rat World which has stores and mannequins

#fhjy #fantasy high junior year