Reminder
There are no cats in America and the streets are paved with cheese
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Do not toast or deep fry your video tapes.
In ANY circumstances.
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@smallfatbird
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Red Letter No. 8 by Jen Mazza
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pulling this one out for the tumblr people
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It鈥檚 that time of the year again
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Please enjoy this updated meme:
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i really wonder what Julius Caesar would think of a bunch of neurodivergent rats huddled in a circle chanting ides of march ides of march ides of march and then cheering loudly on the 2067th anniversary of his assassination?
like would he cry?
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me and the gals talking about fictional men's cocks on tumblr dot com
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all your stuffed animals love you. they're not sad if they're in a box, or on the floor, or not held/played with as much. they understand. they know that you might need another stuffie more, or that you don't have enough space. they're just happy to be with you, and if you ever give them away, they'll be happy there too. stuffies are for comfort. they understand. they love you too. it's okay.
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I have absolutely no idea how one of the Try Guys got on the Oscars red carpet, but Eugene Lee Yang sure as hell is serving it tonight.
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