audaimonia

[audaimonia]

the horse: *chilling*

ayla: yo why is it looking at me like that? wassup little bud, got a staring problem?

storme: like what ayla? it’s just looking at you, it’s a horse

ayla: look at it’s face

ayla: *glares at the horse* dumb little face

#crier's war #nina varela #crier x ayla #iron heart #crier

[audaimonia]

🛐 Wender Supremacy 🛐

I know it’s been MONTHS since i last posted but I was in a terrible reading slump, BUT i finally read Iron Heart by Nina Verela and I just want to know...how on EARTH did Wender manage to come in for FIVE pages and already own my whole heart?!?!?!? I love Wender. I would die for Wender. I would do anything for Wender. Thank you. 

#crier's war #crier x ayla #nina varela #book memes #incorrect book quotes #ironheart

[audaimonia]

enoch: in my defense, i was left unsupervised

emma: wasn’t jacob with you?

jacob: in my defense, i was left unsupervised too

#incorrect quotes #incorrect book quotes #mphfpc #hollow city #library of souls #a map of days #the conference of the birds #enoch o'connor #emma bloom #jacob portman

[audaimonia]

miss peregrine: I just want to hear those three little words

bronwyn: we love you!

miss peregrine: that’s sweet but try again

the peculiars at the same time: we will behave

miss peregrine: there we go

#mphfpc #miss peregrine’s home for peculiar children #hollow city #library of souls #a map of days #the conference of the birds #incorrect book quotes #incorrect quotes #book memes

[audaimonia]

Crier: why do people die young?

Ayla: it’s like this. when you’re in a garden, which flowers do you pick?

Crier: the ugly ones

Ayla: exact—wait what?

Crier: ugly bitches don’t belong in my garden

#crier's war #incorrect book quotes #book memes #incorrect quotes #nina varela #crier x ayla #crier #ayla

[audaimonia]

jacob: hugh, one of your bees flew into my ear, i think it’s trying to eat my brain

enoch: it’s gonna starve

#mphfpc #miss peregrine’s home for peculiar children #hollow city #library of souls #a map of days #the conference of the birds #hugh apiston #enoch o'connor #jacob portman #incorrect book quotes #incorrect quotes #book memes

[audaimonia]

jacob: what if we inverted our initials?

jacob: Pacob Jortman

emma: Bemma Eloom

millard: Nillard Mullings

olive: Elive Olephanta!

horace: Sorace Homnusson

bronwyn: Bronwyn Bru-

bronwyn: i no longer want to play

#mphfpc #miss peregrine’s home for peculiar children #hollow city #library of souls #a map of days #the conference of the birds #jacob portman #emma bloom #horace somnusson #olive elephanta #millard nullings #bronwyn bruntley #incorrect book quotes #incorrect quotes #book memes

[audaimonia]

enoch: so apparently a lot of people think i don’t like them because i don’t speak to them.

enoch: ...

enoch: they are correct.

#miss peregrine’s home for peculiar children #mphfpc #hollow city #library of souls #a map of days #the conference of the birds #enoch o'connor #incorrect quotes #incorrect book quotes #book memes

[audaimonia]

horace: you use sarcasm to distance people

enoch: and yet you’re still here

#miss peregrine’s home for peculiar children #mphfpc #hollow city #library of souls #a map of days #the conference of the birds #incorrect quotes #incorrect book quotes #book memes #enoch o'connor #horace somnusson

[audaimonia]

benjy: let’s be more than friends

ayla: best friends?

benjy: no, more than that

ayla:

ayla: mega best friends?

#crier's war #crier #ayla #crayla #benjy #nina varela #incorrect book quotes #incorrect quotes #book memes #she’s gay benjy

[audaimonia]

jacob: i pretend i’m edgy but in reality, i go to bed at 7:30

enoch: full offense jacob, nobody thought you were edgy in the first place

#mphfpc #miss peregrine’s home for peculiar children #hollow city #library of souls #a map of days #the conference of the birds #incorrect quotes #incorrect book quotes #book memes #enoch o'connor #jacob portman

[audaimonia]

olive: can i have your last pudding? breath if yes, recite the Bible in japanese if no

enoch: and then jesus said ‘omae wa mou shindeiru’ and then moses answered ‘nani?!’

#mphfpc #hollow city #library of souls #a map of days #the conference of the birds #olive elephanta #enoch o'connor #incorrect book quotes #incorrect quotes #book memes

[audaimonia]

hesod: you know, you and Kinok have a lot in common. i think overtime you will grow to love him

crier: i don’t think so. the fact that i absolutely despise him would always come between us

#crier's war #nina varela #crier x ayla #crier #ayla #crayla #incorrect book quotes #incorrect quotes #book memes #hesod

[audaimonia]

Jacob: look, I got our little dead-riser a cake for his birthday

Emma: it says “Happy 13th Birthday Edward”

Jacob: oh shoot! he’s gonna be 100 something right?

Emma: Jacob, his name is Enoch

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i finished The Conference of the Birds, so i’m gonna start doing some mphfpc memes👉👈

#mphfpc #hollow city #library of souls #a map of days #the conference of the birds #emma bloom #jacob portman #enoch o'connor #incorrect book quotes #incorrect quotes #book memes #miss peregrine’s home for peculiar children

[audaimonia]

kinok: pray for me

kinok: nothing’s wrong i just want more power

#crier's war #nina varela #incorrect book quotes #incorrect quotes #book memes #kinok

[audaimonia]

crier: wait, did you read my journal?

kinok: at first i did not know it was a journal, i thought it was a very sad handwritten book

#crier's war #nina varela #crier #incorrect book quotes #incorrect quotes #book memes #source: bridesmaids #kinok

[audaimonia]

crier: how much for the horse tornado?

ayla: crier, that’s a carousel

crier: i must have it!

#crier's war #nina varela #crier x ayla #crayla #crier #ayla #incorrect book quotes #incorrect quotes #book memes