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these pictures of slenderman at dashcon will forever be like my favorite thing ever

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I think having a baby niece is great cause my brother will send me just a constant stream of messages that sound indistinguishable from how someone at Jurassic park would text if they were being hunted by the raptor

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Hear me out… in a universe where Bruce, Clark, and Lois are polyamorous, but no one knows…Bruce and Lois get caught making out by a paparazzi and the tabloids have a field day.

The JL is like “Batman wtf that’s Superman’s wife!”

Bruce’s PR team is urging him to release a statement saying that it was just close friends in a moment of passion and had no meaning.

Perry is pressing Clark to come out and say something about the situation.

The next day the tabloids are full of pictures of Bruce and Clark making out and now everyone’s confused.

Everything blows over with Bruce’s “reputation” intact as the most seductive celebrity.

Perry just doesn’t want to deal with it anymore and doesn’t want to know why his two best reporters are lip-locking with a billionaire.

JL just collectively sighs.

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He/him pronoun bracelet broke, call that fragile masculinity

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'i ship them' but not in a 'omg theyre made for eachother' or 'they help eachother' or 'they're sexy' but a secret fourth options called 'they cannot exist without the other in their purests forms however the are NOT good for eachother but when seperated they become worse, theyre a tumor latched onto the other which has gone too long and infected them to a point where removing the tumor is worse than letting it sit, but letting it sit STILL means the body will die, no matter what its a lose lose so is it even worth it? .....of course theres religous undertones......well of COURSE they have nasty violent sex'

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I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

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The person next to me in the train station is eating dicks and it smells so damn good

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James: I’m gay

Remus: I know

James: …

James: Do u think Regulus knows?

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Another youtube trend I hate is when anything that's old is labelled as "forgotten." Saw a video a few weeks ago that labelled Gaogaigar as "forgotten" when it's still getting merch, crossover rep and even new official media. I just saw someone say Red Alert 2 is "forgotten" as well, when that's one of the most fondly remembered games of all time, just rereleased on Steam and as the time of this post has nearly 1500 people playing it on there right now. The current youtube clickbait meta is aggravating in subtle ways and I can't stand it

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i hope the transsexuals i see in public know i am looking at them with love & awe. im sorry the world is scary. im just like you

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i love being a hater of media that i’ve never seen or listened to. no i will not give it a chance. it’s called listening to my heart

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My new bread pans make the most... Symmetrical loaves & they scare me kinda

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on the one hand, extremely funny to get told “get help” by a fortune cookie, on the other, i can’t believe betterhelp has breached influencers and podcasters and started getting fortune cookies to shill for them