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Have you heard the Burger King transitioned into a Burger Queen?

I drew Bridget enjoying an impossible burger, chicken nuggies, and she is also enjoying fries that are salted with TERF tears

This is a redraw of the “estrogen burger” meme, which itself is also a parody of that one pic that some conspiracy nut made

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#youtube #llamas #llamas with hats

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semiaquatic secret agent

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why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen

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add this to the moodboard...

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Sometimes I love TVtropes

#TV Tropes #memes #meme #Spongebob Squarepants #spongebob #patrick star #the ugly barnacle #something smells #chekov's gun

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Moby Dick was based on true events. None involving a whale, ship or obsessed captain, but true events nonetheless.

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"Okay sir, but you might wanna give me loads and loads of money so I can buy even more things."

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they shoild inbent a kity

just invented this thing

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One thing that kind of annoys is when people talk like Barriss's random betrayal was somehow planned all along.

Like please tell me again that Dave Filoni had some master plan all the way back in Season 2 to introduce a cameo character (Barriss is not his creation she was there was a cameo) where she's depicted as selfless, compassionate, and a better Jedi than Ahsoka. Someone willing to lay down her life for others and face said death peacefully without any lingering trauma as she's fine the next episode.

Then completely forget about her for two whole seasons just to drag her back in S5 to be a purely evil villain because Dave needed someone to betray Ahsoka and he realized she was the only friend he'd given her that the audience remembered. Specifically because everyone liked her so much.

There's no arc here, no master plan, no convoluted character work, or tragic story of lost faith. Just a sloppy, hastily written arc meant to boot Ahsoka out of the Jedi before the show ended so she could survive Order 66. Just for Dave to have her circle back to the Jedi so she could directly survive it anyways.

Barriss wasn't (and still isn't) on some character journey. She was just a victim of circumstance.

Also no. Her acting calm doesn't mean that she was actually "repressed :(" by the meanie Jedi.

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I love the part of the Bible where Jesus wins a podrace!

Also, this user asks them to alienate LGBT people as well as anyone who isn't a christian, then accuses them of alienating customers.

imagine watching Star Wars in theaters in 1977 and pointing at Darth Vader boarding a ship with Stormtroopers and then choking some guy, and exclaiming THAT'S CLEARLY JESUS CHRIST, THAT'S WHY I'M INTO THIS

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SOME clones have receding hairlines?

Aren't they supposed to be genetically identical?

Clone Hair

According to The Clone Wars Character Encyclopedia (2009)

Baldy Waxer:

Boil’s fancy mustache:

Boost’s bacon strips:

Cut Lawquane’s receding hairline:

O’niner’s stress eyebrows:

Slick’s squad’s funky facial hair:

Jester’s sideburns:

Gus’ “rakish goatee”:

Punch’s soul patch:

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Well I'm gonna say at least some of them didn't

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The answer that would have saved your life would have been "Gonk Droid".

Another dream comic. Had a dream where I was tied to a chair in a dark room and some hooded figures killed me after I begged for my life—but then I got caught in a time loop and so I kept trying to figure out what I could say to get them to not shoot me but they killed me no matter what I said. Started just shouting random stuff eventually.