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Unkillable Serpentine God King

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aurastarss·a day agoVideo

belldomar:

official-portugal:

twitter

A quick translation:

Dude: OK, guys, let’s assign the disasters. Hum, tsunami. Who wants the tsunami?

2004: Yeah, I’ll have the tsunami.

Dude: OK, 2004 has the tsunami. 2012, do you still want the asteroid?

2012: Nah, no need.

Dude: Cool, let’s schedule that for 2030. OK, 2020, I have-

2020: FIRES.

Dude: OK, we can do fires, no problem-

2020: NUCLEAR TENSION.

Dude: Fires and… nuclear tension?

2020: PANDEMIC.

Dude: 2020, you can’t just- just have EVERYTHING-

2020: KOBE BRYANT DIES IN A HELICOPTER ACCIDENT.

1986: Wh-who’s Kobe Bryant?

1347: Heli-what?

Dude: So, you’re asking for fires, nuclear tension, a pandemic AND the death of basketball legend in your year!?

2020: TILL MARCH.

Dude: C’mon. Guys, help me with this.

1986: I would say something, but… CHERNOBYL! Oops, am I right?

2014: At least you still have the twin towers.

2000: Wait, what do you mean?

1347: I agree that 2020 is pushing it-

1945: YOU’RE LITERALLY- You’re the high point of the Bubonic plague!

1347: Oh, much apologies, Sir TWO ATONIC BOMBS!

1945: It’s ATOMIC, you f*ing medieval-

1347: Who are you calling medieval, G.I. Joe. Go play with your-

1945: Here we go again-

2000: Now, seriously, what-

1: Y’all want BREAD?!

1347, with a funny accent: Look at me! I have ME.DI.CI.NE.

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aurastarss·a day agoText

retrotrans:

everyone on tumblr: going nuts over some new podcast/show/whatever, talking abt it constantly, making a bunch of posts abt how all mutuals turn into an x blog, etc etc

me, hyperfixating on jack shit no one cares about:

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aurastarss·2 days agoText

fishmech:

tab-irl:

transgirl-link:

Steel Ball Run

nivrir:

this is the only reason i get news notifications on my phone

okay but they actually had a very calculated disregard for speed limits?

some of the quick facts:

- average speed of 103mph (165kmh) including the 22.5 minutes of refueling
- reached cruise speeds of 160mph (258kmh)
- 700 horsepower from various upgrades

- built-in Net Radar radar detector
- windshield-mount Escort Max 360 radar detector
- AL Priority laser jammer system
- aircraft collision avoidance system (for finding highway patrol aircraft)

- brake lights and tail lights disabled
- vinyl trim used to make the rear lights resemble a honda accord (and not a race-ready mercedes)
- 2 ipads for additional police tracking
- 2 GPS systems to prove their record

- police scanner
- CB radio
- 18 spotters along the route to watch for police
- and my personal favourite, a roof mounted set of thermal binoculars

image

Kings

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aurastarss·3 days agoText

fortress-of-dooms-gate:

fortress-of-dooms-gate:

I swear to god

I do not know why but gifs of classic doom demons spinning at breakneck speed is so funny and I can’t understand.

Like this

funniest shit.

I don’t know why

goddamnit

Additional example.

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aurastarss·3 days agoText

i would like a pet 

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aurastarss·5 days agoVideo

azeneth-mor:

chaoartwork:

tropic-mews:

tigersquash99:

itsaudreynotaubrey:

This will never NOT be funny

I’m so glad this is on tumblr

My favourite thing about this is, he didn’t even have to call him ‘Captain’ he could have used the screen-name but he was SO MARRIED TO THE IMMERSION that he DID.

Passenger: CAPTAIIIIN!!!

Captain: y-yeah?

Passenger: LOOOOOOOK!

(FULL BLAST PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN MUSIC)

my fav.

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aurastarss·6 days agoPhoto

bunniboiz:

SELF-INDULGENCE! some horror faves as animal crossing villagers.
(please do not re-use!)

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aurastarss·6 days agoText

cykas:

if i go to silent hill and pyramid head doesnt have his cock out im fucking driving my car in to the lake

cykas:

if i go to silent hill and there arent any of those thotty little nurse binbos trying to stab me im fucking stealing shit

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