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Has this happened to you?
I went to go pick up my son from pre-K. But I couldn’t find my keys. I looked all over the house and I just could not find them. At this point I was late to pick him up and trying to figure out an alternate way to get him. I started to look up the phone number for the Pre-k school. Then I finally found them. This is a little embarrassing.
My keys were in my hand.
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Just to add a little perspective.
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Ever have one of those days? I almost caught thief. Here’s what happened….
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I always say “please” and “thank you” when I’m speaking to Alexa. Just in case she becomes self-aware, I’ll be good.
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Hope vs addiction.
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Quick thought:
I’ll tell you what I like about drug dealers……. since we’re on the subject.
They are committed to the metric system. They don’t mess with pounds and ounces. They’re dealing in kilos.
Got to respect that.
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We are stuck in our homes for the time being. Maybe we're a little bored. How about a short story to take you away for a bit? It's all free and nothing to signup for. Just click, read and enjoy.
Visit https://kidinthewindow.com
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I was ignorant to the coronavirus. So I educated myself. This is what I learned.
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Observation: I was at the supermarket. There was no toilet paper.
But, there was plenty of toothpaste.
I guess we’re only cleaning one end huh?
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Ever have one of those jobs? One that you regret having almost immediately? This was mine
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I’m just an analog guy in a digital world.
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