Can I be 100% honest with you right now. Destiel there's only one bed Castiel is volunteering to just sit in the cuck chair. You know how every hotel has the cuck chair. He's just sitting there fucking staring at Dean at three in the morning like the hat man. Dean can't sleep. He can feel his weird bird looking at him. Far too repressed for anything to happen. Dean is like you know what I don't have to sleep either
another day hitting on people for my shy and devastatingly handsome friend. people keep asking if they can fuck the looker with blue eyes in a trench coat. buddy i won’t even let ME fuck him
Literally the only destiel proof I need is the scene where lucifer mimics how Cas speaks to Dean and it’s just an immediate switch into poor little meow meow vibes with the big puppy dog eyes
shout out to jody for going "well if donna's the girl, i guess i have to be the guy" prior to ever dating donna (actually, within like, 5 minutes of meeting her). truly an insane heteronormative warrior