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A meme of kind gestures.

Change pronouns and wording to your heart's content to best suit your muse.

"I found a torrent of that old show you were looking for, I dropped the link in your DMs."

"They were selling your favourite snack half-off, so I bought the shelf."

"I keep your favourite tea stocked in the cupboard, because you're my favourite person."

"That sweater you left here last time? I washed it for you."

"This IS the brand that you like, right?"

"I finally gave that band a listen since I know you like them so much."

"I switched up my schedule just in case you'll need me."

"I know you always forget your own, so I packed extra."

"Painkillers? Pads? Tissues? Whatever you need, I've got you covered, homie."

"Want me to drop those books back for you? I'm headed that way anyway."

"I'm picking up the tab this time. No, I'm not going to let you haggle for us to split the bill."

"That documentary you wanted to watch is disappearing next month. Just a heads-up."

"Do you need me to come and get you?"

"I'm taking you out for fast food and a beer, even if you don't want to. I know you need it."

"It's just your size!"

"I'll be up late anyway, feel free to hit me up whenever you want."

"It's okay if you'd rather take a rain check, I know you're not feeling so hot lately."

"I figured you might want this."

"The moment I heard, I knew you HAD to hear about it."

"Sure, I'll be your reference. I'll give you such a glowing review, it'll be impossible for them to NOT hire you."

"You look all tensed up. Want me to rub your shoulders for you?"

"I know just how you like it."

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Chaotic Good starters

"Rules and order, they're like shackles on a free spirit." "I'll do what's right, not what's written in some rulebook." "Freedom means doing good without being tied down by laws." "Justice is important, but don't expect me to follow your rules." "Sometimes you have to break a few rules to make things right." "I fight for what's good, not for someone else's version of order." "I believe in people's freedom to choose, even if they make mistakes." "I'd rather be an outlaw fighting for justice than a pawn in their game." "My moral compass points to good, not the legal code." "Laws are made by flawed people; I'd rather trust my own judgment." "Freedom without goodness is chaos; I aim for both." "I won't let anyone dictate how I should do good." "Sometimes the right path isn't the one everyone else is on." "I'm not against authority, just the misuse of it." "Goodness comes from the heart, not a rulebook." "I'll fight for a world where people are free to be good." "I'm not anti-establishment; I'm pro-freedom and pro-goodness." "I'd rather break a few laws than see someone suffer." "My rebellion is for the greater good, not chaos for chaos's sake."

[REBEL] The sender defies an unjust law, openly challenging authority. [DEFEND] The sender risks personal freedom to protect the innocent. [IMPROVISE] Faced with a dilemma, the sender takes an unconventional action. [DISREGARD] The sender ignores orders that go against their moral compass, benefiting the receiver. [LIBERATE] The sender leads a movement to free the receiver and others from oppression. [CHALLENGE] The sender strives to bring about positive change for the receiver. [EMANCIPATE] The sender frees the receiver from unjust captivity or control. [DEFY] The sender openly resists authority when it conflicts with their sense of justice, benefiting the receiver. [PROTEST] Standing up for a cause, the sender refuses to follow an unjust directive. [RESCUE] Ignoring protocols, the sender rushes to save the receiver in danger. [CHAMPION] The sender rebels against the exploitation of the receiver. [RECLAIM] The sender takes back what rightfully belongs to the receiver. [OUTLAW] The sender operates outside the law to bring about positive change for the receiver.

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" if you were mine I would ... " finish it in my askbox !

#meme #why not

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"Well, they way you handle compliments might be a clue. Here, I'll compliment you, and you just say whatever comes into your head."

Sasuke cleared his throat.

"Heya Tayuya, you're looking beautiful today~"

"I don't know how to handle complements and I've never been in a meaningful relationship."

"How do you people do it!?"

#themxtleycrew

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Sometimes I think about rating/talking about some of the canon pairings of Naruto (basically ones that are shown in the epilogue, maybe some that are in Boruto if they involve characters that were in Naruto)...

Then I remember the angry anon I got when I pointed out Ino's clothes were a lot more revealing and less practical for her work and I was like

"Y'know what, I don't wanna deal with more people like that."

#out of chakra #out of chidori #maybe someday when I'm less of coward XP

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Put "Fuck Me" in my ask if your character wants to bed mine

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Send my muse cheesy pick-up lines for their reaction

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Sasuke opened his eyes after a few hours, feeling very groggy and foggy minded. It took him a little while to remember what had happened and where he was, and when that hit him, he bolted upright and scrambled out of bed... or at least, tried to. He ended up getting a bit tangled in the bedclothes and ended up on the floor.

If Sakura and Ino heard the noise, they didn't have too long to investigate, Sasuke was back on his feet within an instant and wrenching the bedroom door open, his eyes wide.

He thought for a moment it might have been a dream. But no, there was Sakura, Mio sleeping peacefully in her arms.

He managed a small smile as he walked over, his eyes fixed upon Mio, taking a seat next to Sakura.

"I'd say that I'm ready to hold Mio now... but I'm a bit worried about waking him up." He said, reaching out to give Mio a gentle stroke on the head, before his gaze moved upwards to Sakura. "You did great, my beautiful cherry blossom." He said, his hand moving to Sakura's cheek, cupping it gently as he lent in for a kiss. He gave a soft chuckle as the kiss broke, unable to stop himself from teasing her just a little bit. "...I think my hand only has a few fractures rather than any proper breaks~"

He rested his head gently against Sakura's, before turning his eyes to Ino. "Thanks for staying with her, Ino... Or should I be apologising to the both of you for passing out?"

His eyes moved back to Sakura once again, giving a small frown. "Do you want to get some sleep, Sakura? I'm sure I can take care of Mio if you want some rest... Ino can make sure I'm not doing anything catastrophically terrible... If she's willing to stay a bit longer, of course." He bit his lip.

Sakura looked nothing short of a mess. Her hair was a mess, her face was still flushed and sweaty, her eyes looked so tired but she was happy. She felt happy. Happy and proud of herself for getting through this. Giving birth had to have been the hardest thing she’s ever gone through but it was satisfying in the end. Finally being able to hold Mio made the months of waiting and hour of pain worth it. It sucked, yes, but Sakura was happy she decided to have Mio at home. Not only was Mio the first Uchiha born in many, many years but he was born on the compound. It was like Sasuke’s family was watching over them at this moment. Sakura couldn’t bring back the dead but whenever she could, she wanted to have Sasuke’s family involved in some way. What was important to him, was also important to her.

She looked up from Mio to Sasuke as he stood up, looking at him a bit worried, “Hey! You shouldn’t stand up!” Sasuke was already a pale person but at that moment, his face looked paper white. Like all the blood had drained from it. His fingers moved through her messy hair, “I think… I can agree with you on that.”

Sasuke definitely looked like he might accidentally drop Mio in his current state. And then, the moment they all knew was coming– Sasuke finally blacked out. Falling face first into Tsunade’s chest. After a moment of shock, Sakura let out a small laugh, followed by Ino,

“Looks like I owe you ten bucks, Sakura. You were right, he did manage to make it through the birth.” Ino laughed, the two of them had a running bet on how long it would take for Sasuke to pass out. It was clear Sakura had a lot more faith in him than Ino did,

“Told you he wasn’t going to abandon me during it! He’s been so brave.” Sakura grinned proudly.

Tsunade looked mildly annoyed, pushing his face away from her chest and picked his limp body up, “I’m going to go lay him down, Ino, help Sakura out of the tub.”

“Ah, Ino, could you follow Lady Tsunade into our room and grab my robe and a pair of panties for me?” Sakura looked up at Ino,

“You got it! No problem!”

The two women left the bathroom. Tsunade laid Sasuke on their bed, and placed a cold cloth to his forehead, while Ino got the things Sakura asked for. Their room was so neatly organized, it was easy to locate the desired items. They returned to Sakura shortly after. Ino aiding Sakura in getting up, briefly taking Mio from her so she could dry herself, pull on the panties Ino grabbed, and slip on the robe. Sakura didn’t want to fully get dressed, the light, silky robe worked perfectly. Tsunade helped clean up the bathroom for them. Disposing of the after birth and things like that.

Sasuke was out for a long while. By the time that he did come too, Tsunade was gone but Ino was still with Sakura. Both of them were sitting on the couch in the living room, leaning against each other admiring Mio. Sakura’s hair had been brushed out and was now tied back in a loose ponytail. She looked less of a mess but still tired. Mio was no longer wrapped in a towel but in one of the many soft blankets they got for him. Mostly Sakura because she couldn’t help but keep getting things for Mio. Ino had helped teach Sakura how to properly breastfeed while he was passed out. Sakura was pretty insistent that she wanted to breastfeed over bottle feed because it was overall better for the baby. Once that was out of the way, they were both contently relaxing, waiting for Sasuke to come back. Ino didn’t want to leave her friend alone with a newborn while her future husband was passed out. Sakura appreciated that. The three of them could celebrate together once he woke up. It was, after all, still Sakura’s birthday.

#hanaakari #~~Sasuke: *turns up again half an hour late with coffee*~~

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#sasuke back when he was calling himself an avenger

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⚔ the princess bride sentence starters ⚔

“  you  mock  my  pain!  ”  “  life  is  pain.  ” “  he’s  only  mostly  dead.  ” “  i’m on  the  brute  squad.  ” “  you  are  the  brute  squad.  ” “  prepare  to  die.  ” “  we’ll  never  survive.  ” “  nonsense.  you’re  only  saying  that  because  no  one  ever  has.  ” “  who  are  you?  ” “  get  used  to  disappointment.  ” “  you  keep  using  that  word.  i  do  not  think  it  means  what  you  think  it  means.  ” “  i’ll  use  small  words  so  that  you’ll  be  sure  to  understand,  you  warthog  faced  buffoon.  ” “  that  may  be  the  first  time  in  my  life  a  man  dared  insult  me.  ” “  drop.  your.  sword.  ” “  shut  up!!  ”   “  you’ve  made  your  decision  then?  ” “  i  bet  my  life  on  it!  ” “  truly,  you  have  dizzying  intellect.  ” “  you’re  just  stalling  now.  ” “  you  guessed  wrong.  ” “  enough  of  that.  ”  “  surrender.  ” “  you  mean  you  wish  to  surrender  to  me?  very  well,  i  accept.  ” “  i  hate  waiting.  ” “  morons.  ” “  you  are  wonderful.  ” “  you  seem  a  decent  fellow,  i  hate  to  kill   you.  ” “  why  are  you  smiling?  ” “  because  i  know  something  you  don’t  know.  ” “  goodnight.  good  work.  i’ll  most  likely  kill  you  in  the  morning.  ” “  oh,  there’s  something  i  ought  to  tell  you.  ” “  think  it’ll  work?  ” “  it  would  take  miracle.  ” “  hear  this  now —  i  will  always  come  for  you.  ” “  this  is  true  love,  you  think  this  happens  every  day?  ” “  death  cannot  stop  true  love.  ” “  i  died  that  day.  ” “  we  may  as  well  die  here.  ” “  he’s  dead.  he  can’t  talk.  ”   “  as  you  wish.  ”   “  why  didn’t  you  wait  for  me?  ”   “  you  can  die  slowly,  cut  into  a  thousand  pieces.  ” “  you  killed  my  love.  ” “  it’s  possible. i  kill  a  lot  of  people.  ”   “  yes,  you’re  very  smart.  shut  up.  ”   “  you’ve  been  mostly-dead  all  day.  ”  “  inconceivable!!  ”  “  let  me  explain.  ”   “  your vote of confidence is overwhelming.  ” “  what  hideous  sin  have  you  committed  lately?  ” “  will  you  ever  forgive  me?  ” “  there’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. it would be a pity to damage yours.  ”  

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NSFW Sentence Starters

Send one or more for my muse’s reaction!

“Lie back and let me take care of you.” “Foreplay isn’t optional. It’s required.” “Does that feel good? You want more?” “You can take it, just a little more… There we go, there’s my good boy/girl/person.” “I always wanted a pet. Now I have you.” “Ah-ah, pets don’t speak, or walk upright. Quiet, and crawl to me.” “Hurry up and fuck me!” “Someone’s going to catch us, get your hand off my crotch!” “You want me to bite you?! Why?!” “Hang on, hang on, we’re gonna fall off the bed–” “Please, please, let me come… “ “Remember, the safeword is _____. You’re allowed to use it.” “On your knees. Open your mouth.” “Did I give you permission to touch me?” “I didn’t know you were a top/bottom/powerbottom/service top.” “Please let me fuck you, I’ll do anything/I’ll be good, please.” “You didn’t tell me you were THAT big! Holy shit!”

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"Some people say 'You can't tell other people not to get revenge when you avenged your family', but... Think about it. That means that I have experience with getting revenge. So I'm technically one of the people qualified to actually tell people not to do it, that it won't help things."

#in character

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Kink Ask Meme

“Spread your legs and smile for the camera.” “This tight ass/pussy belongs to me. Got it?” “You’re nothing but a little cum dump for me.” “You cum when I say you can.” “I own you.” “You’re doing such a good job.” “I need to feel you inside of me.” “Please, I’ll do anything.” “Think you can fit more inside of you?” “I love how you feel inside of me.” “I don’t want to.” “You need to fuck me, now. “I don’t care.” “Use the gag.” “Please hurt me.” “Did I say you could touch me?” “I’d gag you, but I love hearing you scream.” “All I could think about was you bending me over and fucking me.” “I think I need to be spanked.” “I need you now.” “Tell me how good it feels.” “Fuck me till I can’t walk.” ”Don’t make me say it.” “I’ve been such a good boy/girl for you, will you please fuck me?” “Open your mouth and show me that you love me.” “Touch yourself for me.” “May I touch myself (insert title/name)” “Spread yourself open for me.” “It’s too tight.” “Why did I agree to this?” “I can’t cum anymore!” “You’re going to cum again and again till you’re begging me to stop.” “Who own you?” “Make me yours.” “Can I ride you this time?” “Repeat after me: I’m a dirty slut and I love my (insert title) cock/pussy.” “Don’t make me say it.” “I shouldn’t have to ask for you to spread your legs for me.” “Do you like being used by me?”

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Send “Deep Azure” to find My Muse in a Hot Spring..

Or send “Heated Azure” to find them in a Hot Spring…NAKED…

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"Never knew the happiest moment of your life would be one of the ones where you're in the most pain... I'll have to remember in future that you're a masochist, I suppose." He teased. His voice was a little weak, but he squeezed Sakura's hand reassuringly.

After the first time Sakura banged her head against the bath when she threw her head back, Sasuke folded up a towel and placed it behind her head, so she wouldn't be at any risk of knocking herself out or concussing herself. He could feel her grip tightening on his fingers, but he was determined not to let go of her hand, no matter what.

A hour later, Sasuke was still conscious, although he was very pale, and wasn't saying too much, other than offering Sakura gentle reassurances between her pained noises, stroking her hair gently as Ino wiped the sweat from Sakura's brow.

He kept a hold of Sakura's hand as she gave gentle pushes. He was sure that he had a couple of fractures in his hand, but she had done well not to completely crush it. He placed a gentle kiss to the side of her forehead as she started to ease Mio out of herself.

He could practically hear a 'pop' as Mio was finally out, although that might have been in his head, but he could immediately feel Sakura's body relaxing slightly as Mio left her body.

"...I think I should probably wait a little bit before I hold him." He said, once Mio had been wiped clean and his cord had been cut. He did want to hold his son, of course he did... but now that the hard part was over, he could feel his vision starting to swim and his head started to spin, even as he pushed himself up to his feet, his hand clumsily brushing over Sakura's head, fingers combing through her hair, before he felt Tsunade place a hand on his shoulder.

And with Tsunade's words, it finally fully hit home. He was a father. Of course, Sasuke would have loved to say that her words invigorated him, than he was ready to rise to the challenges of parenthood!

But instead, his knees gave out and he fell against Tsunade, finally having passed out after fighting to stay conscious for the last hour.

Sakura was so focused on the pain she was in that for a moment, things sort of blurred until Sasuke’s warm hand slipped into her own. She laced her fingers with his and gave his hand a small squeeze. Looking over at him, she could see how pale he was. She was pretty proud of him for holding out as long as he has,

“I love you, Sasuke… This is one of the happiest moments of my life. Happiest and scariest. I’m proud of you for holding on.”

She pulled his hand closer and pressed a soft kiss against it. Sakura was clearly terrified of what was happening. Terrified and in a good amount of pain. She was so grateful Sasuke hadn't passed out yet. Sakura didn’t realize how badly she needed him until his hand slipped into hers. Ino was comforting, yes, but knowing Sasuke was there, supporting her the best he could made her feel more relaxed. Even if he did say it would be fine if she broke his fingers but she was going to try her best to not to. She couldn’t make promises about it, if Ino was implying the pain was going to get worse.

And she wasn’t.

Minutes passed and Sakura was whining loudly in pain, desperately gripping Sasuke’s hand, “G-god! Please tell me I can push now! T-the pressure is killing me!” She cried out, with tears in her eyes. Sasuke held her hand while Ino kept brushing her hair to try to relax her to the best of her ability.

“You’re doing great, Sakura! Just focus on your breathing and think about the fact that your baby is almost here!” Ino tried to comfort her friend. Really, she was expecting Sakura to break something by now. At the very least break poor Sasuke’s hand but they haven’t reached the pushing phase.

“I’m going to check you again.” Tsunade warned, being the most put together out of all of them but she’s also delivered a number of babies already. She was confident her former student could get through this.

Again, Sakura’s face scrunched up when Tsunade’s fingers pushed inside her, “You’re at 10 now, let’s get this baby out of you.” Tsunade gave Sakura a smile.

“Thank goooood!” Sakura groaned as Tsunade got into the tub with her after rolling up her pant legs. She needed to be between Sakura’s legs to make sure Mio came out properly, “Next contraction, I need you to push with everything you got, okay?”

Sakura nodded her head, taking a few deep breaths as the contraction built, then she pushed, “UGHH!!” She cried out at the sharp pain that went through her as she held the push for as long as she could. Sakura’s hand gripped Sasuke’s tightly as her head thumped against the back of the tub. A few tears rolling down her cheeks as she let out on the push, taking in gasps of air,

“I-it feels like Mio is ripping me in half!” 

“It’s going to feel like that but you got this, Sakura… Just think about holding your baby soon.” Ino encouraged, trying to focus on both Sakura and Sasuke. Not wanting Sasuke to up and pass out, cracking his skull on the hard floor.

An hour went by like a blur. Filled with Sakura’s grunts and cries. Her squeezing Sasuke’s hand tightly. It felt like forever for her. Like it was just a never ending cycle of pushing and pain. That is until she felt a sudden pop, breaking the burning feeling that had been gripping her groin for who knows how long.

“The head is out! You’re doing fantastic, Sakura!” Tsunade praised her from between Sakura’s legs. Holding the head and checking to make sure the cord wasn’t around the baby’s neck.

Ino had been wiping the sweat off Sakura’s forehead with a cloth through this whole thing, amazed at how strong she was for not completely breaking down like Ino did, “Sakura! You’re so close!! Just a little more!” Ino said excitedly.

“I’m… I-i’m so ready to meet my baby…” Sakura panted out tiredly. Exhausted from the long hour of pushing.

“I need you to do small pushes okay? I will help ease the baby out. The baby is in the proper position, so next contraction, you know what to do.”

Sakura nodded, taking deep breaths as the next contraction came. Doing as Tsunade told her, she gave small, shallow pushes. Feeling the baby slowly ease out of her. And then suddenly, she was empty. Her insides twitching a bit from being stretched open for so long.

Tsunade lifted the baby up out of the water, grabbing a towel to clean him with. Mio let out a loud cry of life, that just made tears of happiness roll down Sakura’s face. He was healthy. She actually did it. She managed to give birth to their first baby. A wave of euphoria and happiness rushed through Sakura’s body. Suddenly, the fact that she was tired didn’t matter to her anymore. 

After cleaning Mio up and cutting the cord, Tsunade wrapped him in one of the soft towels, and gently handed him over to Sakura. Sakura finally let go of Sasuke’s poor hand that she’s been clinging to this whole time. Still managing not to break anything in it. Though it was probably still bruised. Excitedly, Sakura took Mio from Tsunade, hugging him to her body, getting her first good look at him. Sakura had the biggest smile on her face, paired with the tears rolling down her cheeks. She was officially a mother now.

Little Mio was a nice blend of both of them, pink hair but with Sasuke’s large dark eyes.

“O-oh Sasuke… He looks just like you!” Sakura gushed, brushing some fingers lovingly against Mio’s round cheek. Save for the pink hair, he really did look exactly like Sasuke when he was a baby, and Sakura adored it. She leaned closer to Sasuke so he could see Mio. Mio’s large dark eyes looked at him curiously, “Do you want to hold him… Or are you about to finally pass out?” She wasn’t going to put a newborn in his arms if he was going to black out.

Ino squealed softly, leaning over Sakura’s shoulder to look at Mio, “He’s so cute! Definitely has your big head.” She teased, making Sakura pout, “Looks like this is a happy birthday for both of you! I can’t believe you ended up giving birth to Mio on your birthday! What timing! And we both ended up having boys!” Ino’s first was also a son. She hugged Sakura from behind and rested a chin on her shoulder to admire her friend’s baby.

Tsunade was helping get the placenta out of Sakura and disposing of it, looking at the two girls with a smile, “I’m happy I got to be a part of this precious moment with you Sakura. You did an amazing job, I’m so proud.” She healed Sakura up with her chakra, helping aid in Sakura’s recovery, before finally getting out of the water and using one of the many towels Sasuke grabbed to dry herself off a bit. Tsunade placed a hand on Sasuke’s shoulder,

“How's it feel to officially be a father now, huh? Never thought I’d see the day where you two have kids together.” It made Tsunade feel a bit old. It seemed like just yesterday, Sakura was a Genin demanding to be trained by her, now look how far her student has come, “I better be getting an invite when you two finally marry.” Tsunade teased, making Sakura laugh softly,

“You’ll be one of the first on the list, Lady Tsunade.”

“When you feel strong enough, we should get you out of this bath. And then later I can teach you how to breastfeed.” Ino offered, sense she has already been through this.

“This is the greatest gift I could possibly get on my birthday… And I get to celebrate it with the most important people to me.” Sakura just felt so warm and happy,

“Are you going to be okay, Sasuke?” Sakura asked, looking at him a bit worried.

#hanaakari #Sasuke's first act as a father: falling unconscious! #good start Sasuke XP

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Touch my muse. Be descriptive or simple, tender or violent, fond or hateful - anything goes.

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Blurt out the first sexual fantasy or desire your muse has towards mine, no matter what it is. No consequences! SEIZE THE MOMENT! (Anons welcome!)

BONUS: if you’re off anon & someone my muse ships/already likes, they HAVE to blurt out the first sexual fantasy that comes to their mind over YOUR muse.

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