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avengers-assemmbled · 4 years

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Steve: I don't know man. I think I have bad luck or something, because bad things happen to me all the time.

Bucky: Steve, you don't have bad luck. The reason why bad things happen to you all the time is because you're a dumbass.

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avengers-assemmbled · 4 years

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*at the beginning of the relationship*

Tony: I just want to thank you for being here for me, and being one of the most amazing men I know. I am so grateful that you can put up with someone as messed up as me...

Stephen: awe honey :)

*after a few months*

Tony: you are

Stephen: what

Tony: annoying.

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avengers-assemmbled · 4 years

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*Carol overhearing Fury complaining*: don't be such a bitch, fury.

Nick: I am not A bitch. I am THE bitch.

also nick: and to you, I am Mr. Bitch.

carol: ..

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avengers-assemmbled · 4 years

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Peter P: *with his mouth full* hey do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Tony: you are literally a hazard to society.

Carol: and a coward. Do twenty.

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hey everyone, I'm so sorry for the hiatus. I had gotten logged out of Tumblr, and couldn't get back in. I'm back though, and I'm still taking suggestions. Once again, I'm so sorry for being gone for so long

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avengers-assemmbled · 5 years

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bucky: do you sell happy meals?

Server: we do

bucky: yeah can I get just the happy, without the meal

Server:

bucky: please

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avengers-assemmbled · 5 years

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Tony: Hey Stephen, truth or dare?

Stephen: dare :)

Tony: I dare you to go on a date with me

Stephen: awe how could I say no to that?

Bucky, seeing this: hey Sam, truth or dare?

Sam, also seeing this: *grinning* dare :)

Bucky: I dare you to eat this old M&M I found on the floor earlier lol

Sam: ...

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avengers-assemmbled · 5 years

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Tony: Stephen thinks I'm an idiot for repeatedly swallowing the engagement rings that he keeps putting in my desserts

Tony: little does he fucking know, I'm the smartest and most well-fed jewel thief of all time.

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avengers-assemmbled · 5 years

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Bruce: It's just so frustrating

Thor: what is?

Bruce: Stephen keeps dropping obvious hints that he is into Tony, yet Tony is still completely oblivious.

Thor: *wearing a shirt that says 'PLEASE DATE ME BRUCE' in bright pink letters* lol yeah thats crazy

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avengers-assemmbled · 5 years

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Tony: *gets down on one knee*

Steve: oh my got, Tony-

Tony: *puts second knee down*

Steve: huh?

Tony: *lays on the floor*

Steve: Tony what the hell are you-

Tony: *snake noises*

Steve: TONY

Tony: *slithers out of relationship*

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avengers-assemmbled · 5 years

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Tony, being kidnapped: I'm gonna need my toothbrush

Kidnapper: shut the fuck up, stark

Tony: So I guess the toothbrush is provided, then.

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avengers-assemmbled · 5 years

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Peter: hey Mr. Stark, did you know that the monkey from Aladdin is just called "Dad" if you translate "Abu"?

Tony: are you telling me that we're calling the monkey "Daddy"

Stephen, visibly distraught: by god, not in this house you're not.

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avengers-assemmbled · 5 years

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Scott: What language do deaf people think in?

Bruce: I’d guess either sign language or their first lan-

Clint: *takes out hearing aids* tHe LaNgUaGe oF LoVe

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This made me smile so hard ;)

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avengers-assemmbled · 5 years

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Tony: Hey, you wanna come over and eat what my mom made for dinner?

Stephen: Sure, babe. What did she make?

Tony: me.

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avengers-assemmbled · 5 years

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who is your favorite avenger

I love all of them so much, that it is so hard to choose, but out of the original 6, I think I would go with either Bruce or Tony. I love those nerds with my whole heart. Thank you for your question!

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avengers-assemmbled · 5 years

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Bucky: Steve, you cant fight every bad guy in Brooklyn!

Pre-serum Steve: I can and I will.

Bucky: fighting isn’t always the answer, doll. Sometimes you just have to be the bigger person and walk way!

Steve:

Steve: Bucky.

Steve: I’m fucking 5’4”

Bucky:

Steve: I’m just a big joke to you aren’t I.

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avengers-assemmbled · 5 years

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Peter, making jello: okay. So it says to chill in the fridge for four hours??? lol okay.

Peter, for the next four hours:

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avengers-assemmbled · 5 years

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*texting*

Steve: :(

Bucky: turn that frown upside down!

Steve: ):

Bucky: okay listen here you little shit.

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