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average-ass · 4 years
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Damn you fine as fuck lemme follow you & never speak to you
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average-ass · 4 years
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In a weird place between wanting quarantine to end because my mental health is absolutely spiraling, and hoping quarantine continues because I can’t imagine going back into functioning society again.
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average-ass · 4 years
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A quick list of things you are not:
damaged goods.
a burden.
worthless.
a failure.
stupid.
a waste of space.
weak.
a lost cause.
alone.
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average-ass · 4 years
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😂😂😂😂😂
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average-ass · 4 years
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Please
Wanna fuck you till you’re so raw and exhausted that all you can do is curl up and cling to me so sleepy n satisfied and let me wrap my warm arms around you, press the sweetest kisses to your forehead, and stroke your hair while I whisper into your soft lips what a good girl you were for me.
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average-ass · 4 years
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i absolutely want to make men hard in public simply because i am a demon
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average-ass · 5 years
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You know what's fun? Making her masturbate and cum right in front of you while giving her praise and inspiration
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average-ass · 5 years
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average-ass · 5 years
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Had a piss near this fucking gorilla of a man today. Could barely hear my pathetic little stream over his fucking waterfall. Feeling like shit. What do i do, reddit?
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average-ass · 5 years
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average-ass · 5 years
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It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve
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average-ass · 5 years
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I need you … closer
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average-ass · 5 years
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average-ass · 5 years
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communication is so damn sexy
busy for the day, but you hit me with a “i love you, but i need to do some work today, so I wont reply for a while” message? mmmm sext!!
gonna be distant for a while because of something personal, but took the time to send me a “dont worry it’s not about you but i need some personal time rn” text? ill be looking at wedding rings, while you get yourself where you need to be!!
basically, you don’t need grand gestures or to be present and available 24/7 to relay to someone that they are wildly important to you… you just need considerate fractions of moments and communication.
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average-ass · 6 years
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My second time on a Lyra , just playing around and I this skin the cat (which by the way, what fuck is up with that name) on the first try and I had to try it again to make sure it wasn’t a fluke.
Thank you Ms. Spears for giving me the strength 🙏🏽
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average-ass · 6 years
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A VERY sloppy freestyle 😞 in my defense, I don’t freestyle well. Good news is, I can clean this up and it will make for GREAT choreography one day !! We call that kids ✨recycling ✨
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average-ass · 6 years
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I👏need👏to👏be👏spanked
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