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how am I expected to hold down a full time job when all I want to do is play baldur's gate 3

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"These games are fiction, which means you can do things that aren't morally acceptable in society"

yes but have you considered that I'll feel really bad if I'm mean

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The icon for Banishment is so funny.

Just get outta here. Leave.

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Oh no, oh no, he is seducing me with his deep passion for his field of study and his genuine joy at teaching people about it

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The lovely shapes and colors of our companion's eyes.

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for either way you choose you cannot win

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Love them✨

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"I'm going to play Dark Urge, I'm going to play a Drow, I'm going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-" No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my party's fatherless behavior.

To remedy this I have made Your Dad, the ultimate 1:1 replica of the average New Jersey father to save the realm and put a stop to my party's sad, horny business.

And before you can even ask "oh what is the Guardian Your Mom or something" of fucking course she is you fool

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Summer Solstice Thoughts

#art #philosophy #I think too much

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i’m like if a man and a woman had a baby and it grew up in a tumultuous society with undiagnosed mental disorders and unrestricted internet access

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Just a fun little doodle process to watch where I start and where my mind takes me :-)

#art #kill me #doodle #i hate my brain

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*through gritted teeth* you are not a child taking a test with the purpose of getting the highest score, you are an adult trying new things and finding ways to enjoy your life, make mistakes, be a beginner, be mediocre, be where you need to be, be unlikeable, just. be.

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Artists of Tumblr, I’m in desperate need of your help. Every time I pick up my pen to doodle or draw something, my mind goes completely blank and I can’t think of anything to draw or find inspiration from hardly anything. Do you ever have this feeling? What are some decent ways to get past this or a place to find prompts to get your pen on paper/procreate? Any and all help is greatly appreciated ❤️

#art #doodle #inspiration #help #artists on tumblr #artist #drawing #please god help me

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It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake!!! :)

inspired by this

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i was feeling silly at the gas station today so i said to the cashier that i’ll take my gas “to go” and i could see her imagining what it would be like to jump over the counter and strangle me to death