“that’s not canon tho!!” okay well regulus black was mentioned like one time and we know like nothing abt him so who’s to say he wasn’t dating james potter
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hyunminsung moments that altered my brain chemistry ✧ (1/?)
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The Marauders as the crew in Not Me series. That’s it.
I would draw it but I can’t draw. Also, definitely recommend Not Me.
The marauders drawing credit:
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The gang’s all here folks!
Edit: proshits do not fucking touch this post is not for you
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reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing
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james: do you wanna know your gay name
regulus: my...my gay name
james: yeah, it's your first name
regulus: haha. very funny, james
james: *gets down on a knee* and my last name
regulus: oh- oh my god.
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im so sleepy
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As we all decided "death of the author" I will start adding new, 100% canon, information:
• Madam Maxine taught Hagrid how to do the macarena
• The Black family used to go on vacations to France
• Sirius won the Most Handsome Convict three years in a row
•Regulus used to shout obscene things to James while he was playing Quidditch to distract him but it stuck so James couldnt talk to him without feeling harassed
• James used to blame Remus' "bad behaved rabbit" for their pranks
• Sirius is wanted in France
• McGonagall has a private section of cat weed on the greenhouses
• Blaise bet with Pansy that Drarry was end game, he still owes her 25 galleons because "It might still happen"
• Remus and Lily told all the purebloods that Mickey Mouse is a muggle God
• Once James threatened to hex Evan but Regulus heard and said that likes when he hexes him at night, James immediately left
•Dumbledore is a war criminal
•James and Sirius tried dog food, Sirius because of padfoot, James was just curious, they both liked it a lot and eat when nobody is looking
• Regulus convinced Sirius that they have a squib brother who was sold tho the Polish mafia
• Harry once went to a therapist and made her cry
• Mrs Dursley had an affair with a fortune teller
•The Daily Prophet had a 12 pages article about the scandal of the "LOST BLACK BROTHER" it involved pictures of random polish kids with black hair and an interview with a very confused polish farmer who didn't speak english
•Hedwig is pansexual
•Mr Dursley once found the fortune teller in their kitchen so Mrs Dursley gaslighted him to believe she was a maid they hired 3 years ago
• Voldemort stole his name from a old french cartoon where the dog was called VoldiMorti
• The Death Eaters lived in fear of accidentally touching the black mark while bathing
• When James started dating Lily, Regulus started calling him cheater, half of Hogwarts believed that they were in a relationship despite James' angry denials
• You're gay
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Sirius, upon finding out Regulus is gay: You can’t be gay, I would have noticed!
Regulus: I am.
Sirius: I think I know you well enough to know if you were gay.
Regulus: I’m gay, Sirius. And you’re so oblivious. Your best friend is also gay, I bet you didn’t know that.
Sirius: JAmEs pOTteR iS NOt GaY
Regulus: Huh. He seems pretty gay when he’s fucking me into the mattress.
Sirius: 😳
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okay but jegulus raising harry? with the help of wolfstar? imagine:
• james and regulus live in a flat in muggle london
• sirius and remus visit all the time even though they live in a little cottage in the woods
• when harry turns five he goes to a wizarding primary school
• imagine the surprise when they pick him up to see him hugging draco malfoy
• when harry was first born regulus never let go of him, he was too scared he would disappear
• uncle moony and padfoot let harry sleep over all the time so that his daddy and papa can actually sleep at night
• lily is the surrogate mom, but to harry, she’s his favorite aunt
• harry meets a little girl named hermione at the zoo one day, james becomes fast friends with her parents
• mrs granger faints when she finds out her daughter has magic
• soon hermione coming over for an afternoon play date and nap becomes almost as regular as tea time
• regulus gets hermione into books, but harry hates them
• james buys harry his first broom, and harry watches as his dads fly high above him
• on harrys eleventh birthday, his family plus hermione and draco come celebrate with cake and quidditch
• regulus cries when the hogwarts express pulls out of the station
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marauders and co as john mulaney quotes
remus lupin
regulus black
james potter
sirius black
peter pettigrew
mary macdonald
marlene mckinnon
dorcas meadows
lily evans
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reblog if you think bisexuals are valid
like if you are straight
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