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theres a knight in my backyard stabbing the ground with his sword trying to render my soil barren by killing the worms but luckily ive trained them all in classical ballet and they keep pirouetting away from the blade

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I'M LOSING IT GUYS

#hetalia #aph england #JESUS

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school is temporary but old hyperfixations you had in middle school are forever

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what if instead of gendered bathrooms we had named bathrooms. you could only go into a bathroom that has your name and if there isn’t one then you’re screwed

#jesus christ

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orders an uber and a few minutes later an eagle flies down and snatches me off the ground like a mouse

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they didn't even ban mpreg

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hmmm

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GIRLS 🎀💅👯‍♀️🤮have been BANNED 🚫🚫from [tumblr] DOT COM 🤣🤣. This is a BOYS 👹🚙👺💁‍♂️ only ZONE 😈💩!!!!

#i hate this stupid site

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#why is it that whenever you leave this hellsite for awhile something completely batshit happens

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how have you been?

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Parody of a vintage photo of the Beilschmidt family before the First World War. (Ludwig is still quite young here and not so strong)

#hetalia #aph germany #aph prussia #Yessssss this looks bloody fantastic #I absolutely love when people go the scar root to explain the german states unification

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you go girl! and don’t come back!

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never forget the time my best friend mentioned that the green bay packers are the only team without an owner because they’re owned by the city of green bay, and i was like “oh yeah i knew that!” and then i, in the face of his entirely understandable surprise at my knowledge of this weirdly obscure football fact, had to explain that it’s because my brain still retains about 90% of the dialogue from the 2007 cult classic nickelodeon series danny phantom

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Fuck. Just take it. I’m done. Goddamn these bitches gay…

#hetalia #good for them

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(from Hidekaz Himaruya's twitter) 🎄🎅