everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3
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[crazytom] - reposted w/ permission
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Just got done talking to god and he says next time you’re being reincarnated into one of those bouncy balls with a thing trapped in it and you’re the thing that’s trapped :/
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I should be allowed into every museum's archives actually
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i survived
i also may have overreacted. just a little bit.
if i drown myself right now i won't have to deal with the fact literally half my coaches aren't going to be here on the first day of speing practice. one i already knew about and had planned for so it's not that big of a deal, but that plan hinged on one of the other coaches. who is apparently already working a lifeguard shift at the same time and didn't get either shift covered.
i should have double checked her schedule. i should have made sure she got her lifeguard shift covered but christ above i'm already doing everything else. the schedule has been out for three weeks. she also knew there was a conflict. why didn't she say something to me or to our boss to get it changed or covered??????
i had our number of swimmers set to four coaches. like. theoretically, yes, two coaches could probably take on this group, if we were a real competitive swim team with coaches used to high numbers. HOWEVER WE ARE NOT, and one of my coaches is a nervous teenager who i was trying to ease back into coaching after fall! and now she's going to be taking on HALF of the team.
i'm going to scream!
and you KNOW this also had to happen the first day of swim lessons too, to make me extra stressed out! so i can't even split my time bc first days are always chaotic in a bad way and parents are so fucking needy on saturdays and preschool is a mess. i fucking hate saturday swim lessons! absolutely useless. anyway! not the point!
the point is i'm going to grab a dive brick and sink into the dive well and not come back!
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HOW SHORT IS THIS FUCKING GUY
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if i drown myself right now i won't have to deal with the fact literally half my coaches aren't going to be here on the first day of speing practice. one i already knew about and had planned for so it's not that big of a deal, but that plan hinged on one of the other coaches. who is apparently already working a lifeguard shift at the same time and didn't get either shift covered.
i should have double checked her schedule. i should have made sure she got her lifeguard shift covered but christ above i'm already doing everything else. the schedule has been out for three weeks. she also knew there was a conflict. why didn't she say something to me or to our boss to get it changed or covered??????
i had our number of swimmers set to four coaches. like. theoretically, yes, two coaches could probably take on this group, if we were a real competitive swim team with coaches used to high numbers. HOWEVER WE ARE NOT, and one of my coaches is a nervous teenager who i was trying to ease back into coaching after fall! and now she's going to be taking on HALF of the team.
i'm going to scream!
and you KNOW this also had to happen the first day of swim lessons too, to make me extra stressed out! so i can't even split my time bc first days are always chaotic in a bad way and parents are so fucking needy on saturdays and preschool is a mess. i fucking hate saturday swim lessons! absolutely useless. anyway! not the point!
the point is i'm going to grab a dive brick and sink into the dive well and not come back!
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wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship
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