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Engineering Humor - #25

My Statics Professor (with a deadpan face and serious voice): “Are we happy? We’re freakin’ ecstatic.” 

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Engineering Humor - #38

CAD Professor: “I have my cell phone on today because my daughter’s school is doing active shooter training and I need to be on call in case I have to leave and pick her up.”

Student: “If that happens we’ll all go with you and fight them.”

Professor *laughing* : “You’ll fight the shooter.”

Entire class: “Yes.”

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Me - #64

My Mom walks in and sees me standing in the middle of the kitchen holding a fly swatter and singing Another One Bites the Dust: “What are you doing?”

Me: “I’m hunting.”

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Me - #54

*At Engineering Club*

Me *looking at a picture of snow leopard cubs*: “Oh my goodness, they’re so cute!”

Guy standing next to me: “I’ve never seen you in a nonthreatening manner. This is a new experience.”

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Random Guy - #22

*At a late night start-up meeting to plan further late night meetings. I haven’t spoken a word for the entire two hours.*

Guy A: “Should we serve coffee?”

Guy B: “Do people even drink coffee at night?”

Me *a tired engineering student*: “Yes! Yes they do!”

Guy C: “She speaks!”

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Engineering Humor - #49

Me: "No one normal would be as excited about a new calculator as I am. I named it Ramona."

#funny #lol #humor #meirl #relatable #funny dialogue #textpost #funny conversations #college life #ti 84 #engineering students #engineering

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Random Guy - #2

“I know the voices aren’t real, but sometimes they say not nice things.”

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Engineering Humor - #44

My Physics Professor: “And one of the theories for the end of the world is an asteroid hits the earth and kills everything. Hopefully Elon Musk will get his act together and get us off the planet before that happens.”

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Hi, glad to see your back and doing ok.

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Monoply

Submitted by: Anonymous

Dad: Did you know that there is a Cheating Edition of Monoply?

Me: So...like normal Monoply??

Dad: ......yes.....

#funny #textpost #submission

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I’m back!

Hello everyone! I’m sorry for the long hiatus. I had a lot of things going on in my personal life and this blog had to take a back seat for a while. I will try to start posting again more often. Thank you all for sticking with me. 

Let me know if you have any questions about anything. I’ll be checking my inbox and ask box frequently now if any of you guys want to say hi. 

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Engineering Humor - #39

Student in class: “What is the crystal structure of this material?”

Material Science Professor: “It’s some ridiculous orthorhombic bullshit.”

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Haven't seen anything from you in a while, hope everything's ok.

Hello! Yes, everything is ok. I have been dealing with a lot lately, but it’s gonna be ok. I’m sorry I haven't posted in a long time. College and everything else kind of took over. I’ll try to start posting again soon :) Thank you for checking on me! 

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Engineering Humor - #35

My Physics Prof: “The most used word in science is not Eureka, it’s Oh, Shit.”

#lol #funny #humor #funny side of tumblr #science humor #science side of tumblr #science jokes #physics professor #funny physics #engineers #engineering students

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Engineering Humor - #40

Materials Science Professor: “Oh, and Iron decides to go back to BCC crystal structure before it melts.”

Guy next to me whispers: “What the fuck?”

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My Sister - #93

Me: *to a tv character* "You disgust me."

My Sister: "Everyone disgusts you."

Me: "I feel like that was a personal attack."

Sister: "It was."

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Me - #84

My sister was standing next to me in the kitchen…

Me: “Six feet away!” *shoves her across the room*

#covid19 #lockdown #quarantine #meirl #mood #lol #humor #Relatable