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Pick LITERALLY any other picture for cillian murphy I beg

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call me ignorant but i genuinely don’t understand why sports have to be split up by gender.

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citationless behavior

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shit like this should be radicalizing people

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Happy Birthday, Joy!

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maintaining friendships as an adult be like

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i'm taking damage from flint and miranda recognising each other for who they are and who they used to be despite what the years have done to them and jack coming to the realisation that he might have never known anne as well as he thought in the first place being basically back to back scenes

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DAMIANO DAVID

for Maserati Folgore (2024)

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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

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nodding whenever flint is on screen to let everyone know that i agree with his actions

#black sails

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trying to describe black sails to people is my personal sisyphean task. “it’s a pirate show” bad. “it’s functionally a prequel to treasure island but also it’s not at all” bad again, and also confusing. “it’s about pirates trying to destroy western civilization” mostly only true of the second half of the show and also doesn’t fully capture what i love about it. “it’s a pirate show about the power of stories, how civilization uses shame to keep people in line and turns them into monsters, and the power of queer rage. it’s got some of the best acting, writing, everything of any show i’ve ever seen.” the most accurate, but way too long and makes me sound pretentious and insane. send help i just want to talk about my favorite show.

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one thing about me is i can excuse basically any crime if you serve enough cunt. murder, piracy, arson, cannibalism, theft, all of that is ok for me if you’re real sexy about it. i have a purely vibes-based morality system

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instinctually i adore john silver because i find him so relatable. but then im like, id never do half the shit that insane man does. and then im like, wait, IS HE relatable?? or is this just what john silver does? his effect on people? like, is this how the crew feels about him...? am I the crew???

flint is only relatable bc we get so much insight into his past & what drives him. but silver is relatable bc that's how he survives

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#i admire your optimism #black sails

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shhhhh not right now, i’m fantasizing about financial stability

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"Not beating the ___ allegations" is such a 'now' turn of phrase, implying as it does a world where everyone's behavior is always on literal trial by a guilt-presuming judge and jury that consists of anyone who happens to be paying attention.