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some of my stardew valley fanarts but u can rlly tell who my favorite is

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Good stuff.

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Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

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Batboys with their sometimes-disappeared in Speedforce/ blown up at Sanctuary/ died after beating the shit out of Superboy-Prime/ imprisoned by a twisted version of his dad/ killed after losing a fcking global vote-besties

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People look at Bruce Wayne and everything that's happened to me and just go "Well, I wouldn't be *that* traumatized."

Really BvS is just one very long manic ptsd episode on Bruce's part. He just happens to be much more dangerous than most people and it shows when he starts designing a fully functional kryptonite spear to kill an Alien he is now certain will one day kill him/destroy the world.

Exactly! He’s making decisions based on trauma and out of control emotions. Who would be okay, mentally, after what he’s seen/done/had happen to him?

You’re right — when someone else goes off the deep end like that, they usually limit their impact to family or friends. Bruce took his PTSD to the skies and tried to kill a god.

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I saw Rob in the premier in this hairstyle and went speechless like- THAT IS BRUCE WAYNE YA'LL 😳

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Welcome to parenting, Bruce

[Text:

Dick: …

Dick: Are you awa—

Bruce: Yes.

Dick: Ok good I wasn’t sure because of how you were snoring but it’s already 6:13am and I’m kinda hungry and I was gonna make my own breakfast but then I remembered what happened last time with the bacon and I thought I probably shouldn’t use the stove without adult supervision so I tried to do a bowl of cereal but well long story short I thought it would be super easy to pour the cereal while in a handstand but actually it was pretty hard and now there’s milk all over the floor and I can’t find the mop and I didn’t want to bother Alfred but you said it was okay to talk—]

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bruce wayne dilf agenda

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it's getting dark. and i can always find my way in the dark.

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Odysseus watching Achilles absolutely mutilate Hector's corpse

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ok so let me preface this with saying that i'm not a big precrisis guy. like i've been reading golden age superman recently but that's very much an exception. I'm used to the darker, more hypermasculine characterizations of the late 80s-90s-00s, where male characters couldn't be seen as too affectionate with one another, and there were a lot of intricate rituals involving gruff one liners and beating the shit out of each other. so while i hadn't actually read more than 1 or 2 silver age comics (World's Finest 289: Worms Edition i'm looking at you), i went into reading Action Comics 241 (1958) already expecting it to read as pretty gay, if nothing else just by virtue of it not being my usual. anyways i was so, so wrong about how gay it was. it's WAY gayer. not in the sense of innuendo or anything like that- unlike World's Finest 289: Wormtopia, sex isn't even mentioned, let alone alluded to. what IS explicit, however, is how loving and playful bruce and clark are with each other. They just so obviously care about each other, in a very intimate and close way. The whole plot of the issue is bruce remembering that it's clark's birthday- even though it's implied clark himself has forgotten- and deciding to put together a fun gift for him in the form of a little mystery, complete with a cake at the end, because that's his dearest companion and he loves him.

In the process there are little moments where we learn things like "bruce and clark are among the VERY few people who know about each others' respective identities/secret bases" and "they trust each other completely"

superman realizing batman was the one responsible for the puzzle, and playing a prank back on him in return by pretending to succumb to kryptonite. and a worried batman immediately revealing himself in order to try and "save" clark:

batman playfully 'finishing' a painting clark had started, as part of the puzzle (this is actually pretty funny because clark's painting was an actual depiction of his view of the surface of Mars. and bruce just finishes it from his own imagination because he thought clark was just drawing random shapes. this, predictably, confuses the hell out of clark):

bruce being very cute and :3c about the fact that he might have successfully pranked his best friend:

and bruce literally baking the cake himself and decorating a room with streamers and banners for clark:

look. even if you're not a shipper, these two love each other. no one else calls or shows up to the party- it's implied bruce is the only one who remembered clark's birthday, and bruce pulls out all the stops for him to try and make him happy. and clark appreciates it, and is playful and affectionate with him right back. If 80s-10s comics have homosexual overtones because of weird misogynistic writing and hypermasculine posturing, precrisis comics has those overtones because the very sweet affection these characters have for each other is quite literally textual. you could have told me bruce and clark were dating in this comic and it wouldn't read any different.

reading stuff like this makes me wish we had more of this sort of openly caring, loving male relationship in modern comics, and all the more grateful that we're sort of getting it in mark waid's current run on world's finest. I can only hope we get more of it moving forward.

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i thought you had a boyfriend

anon i have nothing

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god i love superman so much. what if the nicest guy in the whole world could shoot lasers out of his eyes

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Clark Kent in Superman (2023-) #9

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Bruce Wayne by Dan Mora

#SLAY DAN MORA #SLAAYYYYY #Bruce Wayne