Tumgik
awkwardtortilla · 20 days
Text
Hey guys I’ve been dead for a while
Sorry about that
ANYWAYS WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TALK TO ME ABOUT MASHLE
PLEASE
It’s such a good show
But I don’t mean talk with me I mean talk to me
At me
Talk at me
Rant at me
Please I beg of you
Or at least recommend some good Dot x gn!reader fanfics
Cuz the Tumblr scene seems to be very lacking in that regard but I need my silly boy and I’m too lazy to write about him myself
11 notes · View notes
awkwardtortilla · 2 years
Note
I’m rereading this a day later and just realizing how… idek how it is
Wtf was I on???
i can’t find dylan’s birthday but i know in my soul he has a summer birthday and we’re going with it for this request-
just imagine making sure dylan wakes up late (maybe recruiting the kids and fellow counselors to tire him out and keep him in his cabin) and getting into the radio hut to make a special announcement on the PA for his birthday before just spending his birthday spoiling him and convincing mr.h to give you back your phones for the day to take pictures of each other
i just love dylan leave me be-
Ohohohoho fuck yea
Birthday
So I was really friggin excited to write this so my brain could not form actual paragraphs so we’re rollin with bullet points. Sorry if you’re not into that
[I’m rereading this and dam I was all over the place but I’m too lazy to go back and fix it so hope you enjoy what my sleep deprived brain conjured]
warnings: none???
You had been planning this for a week, going over it again and again to make sure everything would go as it should
It had been surprisingly easy to get the kids to go along with everything (you supposed they just liked Dylan that much)
But your fellow counselors *cough*cough* Emma and Jason *cough*cough* required a bit of bribing
But $10 a person wasn’t too bad, especially when considering the cause
The day before Dylan’s birthday a group of kids (supervised by Kaitlyn) would do their best to tire him out
Then that night kids would keep him up late with bathroom trips and checking for monsters
In the morning everyone would steer clear of the cabin he slept in
But as a safety precaution Ryan would stand guard and make sure that happened
Abi would be in the kitchens with Emma cooking a small but special breakfast complete with pancakes, scrambled eggs, sausage, and bacon
Nick, Jason and Kaitlyn would keep the kids in line and keep them following the regularly scheduled activities
As for yourself, you’d be persuading Mr. H into giving yours and Dylan’s phones back for the day — just for pictures
One desperate promise to make his coffee for the remainder of the summer later, Mr. H let up and agreed and handed back the devices
Then it was off to the camp radio station
You and Dylan had hung out plenty of times and even had a few dates there so you knew your way around
You plopped into the chair, turned things on, and cracked your knuckles
When the clocked ticked to 10:30am you pressed the button and summoned your best radio announcer voice
“HEEEEELLOOOO HACKETT’S QUARRYY!!! The time is currently 10:30am and from now until tonight it’s gonna be bright and sunny with a high of 92 and a low of 74 with just a couple of clouds. A very fine day indeed. A fine day for a fine man and his birthday!! That’s right, kings, queens, and non-binary beans! Today, [insert date], marks the one, the only, the best, Dylan Lenivy’s date of birth! Be sure to wish this adorable king a very happy birthday when ya see him, I’m sure he’d appreciate all the love. And, uh, that seems to be it for now, so it’s on to the song of the day, which is Just Like A Movie by Wallows, then activities’ll continue as normal. Have a great day, campers, and remember, what doesn’t kill you, will make you stronger.”
You took your finger off the speaker button and tapped the one that played the song
As you waited for it to be over you hummed along and wondered if you had your hand cut off, would that make you stronger?
Especially if it was your dominant hand??
As the song drew to a close you turned it off and got on the speaker again just for a couple reminders
“Once again, that was Just Like A Movie by Wallows, and today is Counselor Dylan’s birthday, so wish him well when—“
The door opened and a very red Dylan stepped in
“Oh, hey, Dyl.”
“Uh— good morning, [your name].”
“Happy birthday, Dyl.”
“Thanks, [your name].”
You’re sure everyone on the other side of that microphone could hear your smirk and Dylan’s blush
He joined you for a bit and as you chatted you got ppl to yell happy birthday to him and almost go them to sing when Dylan cut you off and took the reigns
He quickly and smoothly wrapped things up and couldn’t look at you without turning pink bc of your proud, sly smirk
He “complains” about all the ppl stopping him on the way here to say happy birthday but you can tell he’s flattered by it all
You chuckle and kiss his cheek and get up to lead him to the mess hall for breakfast
You thank the girls and pay Emma as they set a stack of pancakes with candles on the top in front of a chair
Dylan also thanks them but is in kind of a daze
He snaps out of it when you, Emma and Abigail start singing
You don’t think you’ve seen his face be it’s natural shade all day he’s been blushing so fricken much
When you’ve finished eating and the girls have left, you and Dylan chat a bit then head out to do the stuff you’ve planned
I mean other than last night, this morning, and the radio announcement, you hadn’t planned much
But you did intend to spoil Dylan every chance you got and take dumbass pictures
You did both, going on walks in the woods and taking a video of him trying to impress you by climbing a tree but getting stuck
And of him trying to walk across a stream but falling on his ass
Then he took pictures when you fell in too, the images getting progressively blurry as you threw a twig at him and he dodged
There were lots of random ones of Dylan mid-conversation but lookin so dam fine in the lighting
Lots of selfies with Dylan up close showing off his nostrils and you in the back laughing or throwing up a peace sign or finger guns
There are so many fucking pictures of Dylan finger gunning at the camera it could be it’s own album
And he always has this super enthusiastic smile like 😃
Anyways
You have a pretty modest lunch but the kids keep wanting pics with him so it takes forever to finish
Afterward you and Dylan just hang around camp doing random shit with the campers
You paint and swim and end the day with Ryan’s scary campfire stories
And there’s pictures and videos of it all
Pics of Dylan concentrating so hard on his art, the hilariously bad final result
Videos of him doing the thumb measuring thing and spilling his glass of water
Stuff of him doing cannonballs and playing with the kids and posing to show off his nonexistent muscles
There’s only a couple photos of you and Dylan sitting on the ground with your backs against a log full of kids
There’s a selfie two took with all of them
Then another that Ryan took of you passed out against each other
305 notes · View notes
awkwardtortilla · 2 years
Note
i can’t find dylan’s birthday but i know in my soul he has a summer birthday and we’re going with it for this request-
just imagine making sure dylan wakes up late (maybe recruiting the kids and fellow counselors to tire him out and keep him in his cabin) and getting into the radio hut to make a special announcement on the PA for his birthday before just spending his birthday spoiling him and convincing mr.h to give you back your phones for the day to take pictures of each other
i just love dylan leave me be-
Ohohohoho fuck yea
Birthday
So I was really friggin excited to write this so my brain could not form actual paragraphs so we’re rollin with bullet points. Sorry if you’re not into that
[I’m rereading this and dam I was all over the place but I’m too lazy to go back and fix it so hope you enjoy what my sleep deprived brain conjured]
warnings: none???
You had been planning this for a week, going over it again and again to make sure everything would go as it should
It had been surprisingly easy to get the kids to go along with everything (you supposed they just liked Dylan that much)
But your fellow counselors *cough*cough* Emma and Jason *cough*cough* required a bit of bribing
But $10 a person wasn’t too bad, especially when considering the cause
The day before Dylan’s birthday a group of kids (supervised by Kaitlyn) would do their best to tire him out
Then that night kids would keep him up late with bathroom trips and checking for monsters
In the morning everyone would steer clear of the cabin he slept in
But as a safety precaution Ryan would stand guard and make sure that happened
Abi would be in the kitchens with Emma cooking a small but special breakfast complete with pancakes, scrambled eggs, sausage, and bacon
Nick, Jason and Kaitlyn would keep the kids in line and keep them following the regularly scheduled activities
As for yourself, you’d be persuading Mr. H into giving yours and Dylan’s phones back for the day — just for pictures
One desperate promise to make his coffee for the remainder of the summer later, Mr. H let up and agreed and handed back the devices
Then it was off to the camp radio station
You and Dylan had hung out plenty of times and even had a few dates there so you knew your way around
You plopped into the chair, turned things on, and cracked your knuckles
When the clocked ticked to 10:30am you pressed the button and summoned your best radio announcer voice
“HEEEEELLOOOO HACKETT’S QUARRYY!!! The time is currently 10:30am and from now until tonight it’s gonna be bright and sunny with a high of 92 and a low of 74 with just a couple of clouds. A very fine day indeed. A fine day for a fine man and his birthday!! That’s right, kings, queens, and non-binary beans! Today, [insert date], marks the one, the only, the best, Dylan Lenivy’s date of birth! Be sure to wish this adorable king a very happy birthday when ya see him, I’m sure he’d appreciate all the love. And, uh, that seems to be it for now, so it’s on to the song of the day, which is Just Like A Movie by Wallows, then activities’ll continue as normal. Have a great day, campers, and remember, what doesn’t kill you, will make you stronger.”
You took your finger off the speaker button and tapped the one that played the song
As you waited for it to be over you hummed along and wondered if you had your hand cut off, would that make you stronger?
Especially if it was your dominant hand??
As the song drew to a close you turned it off and got on the speaker again just for a couple reminders
“Once again, that was Just Like A Movie by Wallows, and today is Counselor Dylan’s birthday, so wish him well when—“
The door opened and a very red Dylan stepped in
“Oh, hey, Dyl.”
“Uh— good morning, [your name].”
“Happy birthday, Dyl.”
“Thanks, [your name].”
You’re sure everyone on the other side of that microphone could hear your smirk and Dylan’s blush
He joined you for a bit and as you chatted you got ppl to yell happy birthday to him and almost go them to sing when Dylan cut you off and took the reigns
He quickly and smoothly wrapped things up and couldn’t look at you without turning pink bc of your proud, sly smirk
He “complains” about all the ppl stopping him on the way here to say happy birthday but you can tell he’s flattered by it all
You chuckle and kiss his cheek and get up to lead him to the mess hall for breakfast
You thank the girls and pay Emma as they set a stack of pancakes with candles on the top in front of a chair
Dylan also thanks them but is in kind of a daze
He snaps out of it when you, Emma and Abigail start singing
You don’t think you’ve seen his face be it’s natural shade all day he’s been blushing so fricken much
When you’ve finished eating and the girls have left, you and Dylan chat a bit then head out to do the stuff you’ve planned
I mean other than last night, this morning, and the radio announcement, you hadn’t planned much
But you did intend to spoil Dylan every chance you got and take dumbass pictures
You did both, going on walks in the woods and taking a video of him trying to impress you by climbing a tree but getting stuck
And of him trying to walk across a stream but falling on his ass
Then he took pictures when you fell in too, the images getting progressively blurry as you threw a twig at him and he dodged
There were lots of random ones of Dylan mid-conversation but lookin so dam fine in the lighting
Lots of selfies with Dylan up close showing off his nostrils and you in the back laughing or throwing up a peace sign or finger guns
There are so many fucking pictures of Dylan finger gunning at the camera it could be it’s own album
And he always has this super enthusiastic smile like 😃
Anyways
You have a pretty modest lunch but the kids keep wanting pics with him so it takes forever to finish
Afterward you and Dylan just hang around camp doing random shit with the campers
You paint and swim and end the day with Ryan’s scary campfire stories
And there’s pictures and videos of it all
Pics of Dylan concentrating so hard on his art, the hilariously bad final result
Videos of him doing the thumb measuring thing and spilling his glass of water
Stuff of him doing cannonballs and playing with the kids and posing to show off his nonexistent muscles
There’s only a couple photos of you and Dylan sitting on the ground with your backs against a log full of kids
There’s a selfie two took with all of them
Then another that Ryan took of you passed out against each other
305 notes · View notes
awkwardtortilla · 2 years
Note
bestie that dylan fic??? you’re an absolute legend i ADORE you-
No problem love i enjoy getting your requests! They’re always so good and I have so many to work on now I’m excited to see what you think :D
1 note · View note
awkwardtortilla · 2 years
Note
no because i am a dylan simp through and through, i adore this funky tall lad with short energy. i just want to smooch him and give him a little nose kiss and let him know i love him for every part of him
so can i get a cute little first date fic?
Bro sameeeee he’s so goddam precious
First Date
I really wanna write this but my brain is shutting down so I’m gonna do bullet points/hcs. Also I may have gone a bit overboard with this
warnings: none just fluffy shit
During camp you and Dylan had flirted and hung out a lot
You had some genuine chemistry and almost kissed a couple times
But those couple times were interrupted (usually by Jacob or a kid) and you and Dylan would jump away from each other
It was kinda ironic though bc ppl were always trying to get you two together
Then after camp and the disastrous events of that one extra night you and Dylan managed to keep in touch
You didn’t live too far apart, but it was still far enough that driving to spend time together couldn’t be a frequent thing
But you texted and called and FaceTimed plenty
Then on one late night FaceTime you both fell silent and you caught Dylan staring at you (again)
As he looked away and blushed you asked if he felt the same spark you did during camp
He did and admitted that he still liked you
You admitted that you still liked him
You both got really excited and were grinning like idiots but then remembered the distance
But then you said “y’know what? Fuck it. Let’s get together for a day, and go out on a date. What’d ya say?”
Dylan smiles again and stutters his agreement
You guys pulled an all-nighter planning that date
And it was all worth it
Sure you were anxious that it would go wrong and that this wouldn’t work out but you were excited to see Dylan again and to be finally acting on these feelings that’d been stewing for months
The date was pretty vanilla
Dinner, movie, walks
But you guys did a bunch of things in between
Shopping, coffee, picking out dollar store snacks to smuggle into the theater
Dylan was tripping over himself the whole time and trying to crack stupid jokes like he did back at camp
You had to reassure him that he could just be himself bc you liked that too
He blushed every time you complimented him
And when he complimented you
*accidentally staring* “S-Sorry, you, uh, you look great, [your name].”
“God, you’re adorable…” *realizes* “Oh shit was that out loud?”
Would LOVE to hold your hand but won’t initiate it bc he’s a shy bean when it comes to that stuff
Despite that he would kiss your cheek out of nowhere just bc he couldn’t take how amazing you were and needed to act on it
Like to put his arm around your shoulders
Like when you’re ordering food or choosing a snack to smuggle or sitting on a bench
But he’d prolly only have the courage to do it a couple times so you’re gonna have to wrap it around yourself other times
He would also share his food
And would casually ask to try some of yours but on the inside he’s panicking and praying that wasn’t overstepping
If you share he’s so goddam relieved
But if you don’t he steals a bite anyway
His shoulders visibly relax when you laugh about it though so you know the poor boy was worried as hell that he’d messed up
As you guys wandered through shops and stores you would be goofing off and messing with each other
You’d put hats and glasses on Dylan and gush about how cute he looked in everything and soon his face was as red as that beanie you’d decided to buy for him
Dylan would mostly be watching you but every now and again he’d see something he liked and ramble about it until he realized he liked it bc it reminded him of you
Then he would blush and put it down and pick it back up and blush some more as he put it in the cart
During the movie he would just happen to leave his hand resting on the arm of the seat
And when he reached for his drink he would “accidentally” brush his hand against yours
But I doubt he would make the move
Not bc he wants to tease you, which is probably what it seems like, but bc he’s too nervous
What if you didn’t want to hold hands? Is that why you haven’t made a move to do so yet? What if you needed your hand for popcorn or candy and Dylan holding it was an inconvenience? Would you be upset with him?
So yeah you’re gonna need to just go ahead and offer your hand
Then he will gladly take it and lace your fingers together and give it a lil squeeze
At the end of the date neither of you wants to separate
So you don’t
The long drive home is postponed and you stay the night together
If you’re at Dylan’s he lets you borrow some of his clothes
If Dylan’s at your house you guys run to the store real quick and buy some pajamas
You guys spend a solid five minutes working out who was gonna sleep where but then just ended up falling asleep on the couch watching The Office or Parks and Recreation or Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Idk Dylan just seems like he’d be into those kinda shows
Then in the morning when you both wake up and realize where you fell asleep and how you’re all cuddled up together Dylan’s face goes bright red and he trips over himself and the blankets apologizing and trying to get up
You’re blushing too bc I mean who wouldn’t be, however you’re less afraid to admit that you enjoyed it
So you call him down and reassure him and he lets out an exaggerated sigh or relief and admits he liked it too
You have breakfast together and again don’t wanna separate but you kinda have to bc whoever made the drive over didn’t pack a bag
So you say goodbye and Dylan gives you a big bear hug
He really wants to kiss you but is too nervous so you do it, gently grabbing his jaw and pulling him in for a long, sweet kiss
If he’s the one driving you better pray he keeps his eyes and mind on the road bc boyo is now in a daze
166 notes · View notes
awkwardtortilla · 2 years
Text
Nightmares
Currently running on anime and spite so I apologize for any poor quality content. This was requested by @bluepladin I hope you enjoy!
Pairing: Dylan x Ryan
warnings: nightmares; Abi died in this one; trauma; post-game; panic attack; but then fluffy and sweet
Teeth.
Gnashing teeth.
A long tongue writhing between glinting canines. Wild, dilated eyes flashing yellow in the moonlight. Vicious snarls tearing through the cabin.
Flesh ripped from bone. Head pried off shoulders. The screams and pleas of friends.
But they would be okay — the rest would be okay. This had happened before… hadn’t it? Yes, Dylan had seen it. The monster would leave, breaking through the window.
But where was the shattering glass? Why hadn’t the growling faded yet?
Claws scraped against wooden floors. Thuds of galloping paws grew rapidly closer. Someone —Ryan — cried out in pain as he was attacked but the creature kept running. Running directly at Dylan.
His mind screamed at him to move. His heart tugged at the loss of a friend and with worry for someone he wished was more. But he was frozen.
“Dylan!” Ryan shouted. Of course, it was too late. He couldn’t do anything and neither could Dylan.
Bright yellow irises mere inches from Dylan’s deep brown ones. A loud snarl and engulfing darkness pulled a scream from his throat.
Dylan shot up in bed, gasping, sweating, throat sore from… yelling, maybe? Or snoring. Ryan always complained that he snored.
“Dyl…?” Ryan’s sleepy voice croaked. Dylan loved Ryan’s sleepy voice. It was cute, and soothing right now.
Ryan rolled over and patted the spot where his boyfriend always slept. His hand met fluffy pillow, empty mattress, then Dylan’s back. Ryan’s eyes cracked open, and immediately widened. He sat up, “Dylan? Babe, what’s wrong?”
Dylan was trembling all over. His breathing was irregular and shaky. His hand was buried in his hair, gripping a handful. The nub that was left of the other was pressed against his sweaty forehead.
“P-Panic att-ack,” he managed. His voice wobbled, like he was choking on something. Tears?
“Shit,” Ryan whispered. He scooted closer to his lover, gingerly put a hand on his back. “I-I’m here. Shh, breathe, focus on my voice. On my hand.”
Ryan started rubbing circles on Dylan’s back.
“I’m right here. I’m not goin’ anywhere. Hey, look at me.”
Slowly but surely Dylan lowered his hands and met his boyfriend’s eye.
“Deep breaths, Dyl, c’mon. You can do it. Wanna do it with me?”
“Yeah— mhm,” Dylan gave a little nod. Ryan kept encouraging him, “Okay. With me then. In… out. In… out.”
They did that a few times, until Dylan’s breathing was mostly normal. Ryan gave him a while, held his hand. Finally Ryan asked, “Do you… wanna talk about it?”
“There’s not much to talk about,” Dylan sighed. “It was another nightmare about, uh, about that night.”
“At camp?”
“Yeah. The one about Nick… er, about Abi, when she…”
Even years later Dylan couldn’t get his friend’s death out of his head. Granted, she had been decapitated by the boy she liked after he turned into a werewolf so it was bound to stick. But the fact that Dylan was still having nightmares about it was just pathetic.
“God, I’m sorry babe,” Ryan said. “That night was hell, but that moment was… that had to’ve been one of the worst. I feel like I can still hear it.”
“Me too.” Dylan shifted closer to Ryan. “But this nightmare was different from what happened. Nick — killed — Abi, but didn’t run off. He hurt you and came for me.”
Ryan stayed quiet for a moment, considering responses, “Well, Abi may be gone, but so is Silas. Nick’s better. He didn’t attack me or you. We’re here and we’re okay. I’m okay.”
Dylan flashed a flirty smile, “Can I get some confirmation on that?”
Ryan scoffed and rolled his eyes, but he was smiling too, “C’mere.”
They tugged each other closer, laid back on the pillows, and pulled the covers up. They settled with Ryan’s arms wrapped around Dylan’s neck, his chin resting on his head. Dylan’s held Ryan’s middle, his face buried in Ryan’s chest.
Dylan filled his lungs with his boyfriend’s soothing scent, “Thanks, sweetheart. I love you.”
“I love you too, babe,” Ryan pressed a kiss to the top of Dylan’s head, nuzzled into his soft hair.
84 notes · View notes
awkwardtortilla · 2 years
Note
by the way, i just sent in a dylan ask and a kaitlyn ask but idk if they went through so let me know if they didn’t :)
Nah you’re good they did and I fricken LOVE THEM :DDD
Thanks so much for the requests <33
1 note · View note
awkwardtortilla · 2 years
Note
jacob, the accidental blorbo
Haha… yup 🥲
7 notes · View notes
awkwardtortilla · 2 years
Note
jacob = frat coded himbo in this essay i will-
Lmao yessssss
And that’s prolly why I love him so much idk I have a thing for himbos and I think it’s funny when they’re frats
Jacob is the character who made me realize I’m a fan of frat coded himbos tho
This fucker had me so frustrated at the beginning but by the end when he’s almost naked and crying and begging “I just wish I could tell you I’m sorry” I was all “noo bby don’t cry 🥺”
But I was also pissed he had gotten to me like that bc GODDAM IT HE WASNT SUPPOSED TO STICK TO ME LIKE THAT
9 notes · View notes
awkwardtortilla · 2 years
Note
no worries i am also an indecisive bisexual, we are in the same boat my friend
Thanks darlin 🥲
1 note · View note
awkwardtortilla · 2 years
Note
just wondering, who’s your favorite character from the quarry? i’m thinking of some specific character requests and since i love them all would love to know who you want to write :D
Oh boy
I am an indecisive bisexual TRAIN WRECK
I fucking love my good boy Max but Dylan and Abigail are precious and Kaitlyn is a capable badass and Jacob is kind of an ass but he’s dumb and I love him and-
I love them all
I’m sorry maybe you can pick from the ones I mentioned?
9 notes · View notes
awkwardtortilla · 2 years
Note
dylan’s section of the coming out headcannons <333
you my friend are an absolute legend thank you i’m so excited to request more :D
I’m really glad you liked the hcs i had so much fun writing them! I can’t wait to write more 😁
5 notes · View notes
awkwardtortilla · 2 years
Note
my fellow they/them user, i am legally obligated to ask for some coming out to the quarry characters headcannons during this fine pride month-
I will not be discussing the incoherent excitement noises I made
Coming Out
I’m fucking in love with this. I’m sorry some of them might not be super long but I’m gonna put so much goddam effort into them bc I love the babies so friggin much
warnings: what the reader is coming out as isn’t specified; relationship isn’t specified either; none other than that really
Jacob
You, uh, might have to explain it to him
He supports you ofc no matter what it is but he’s still gotta double check
Like
“Really? Shit, dude, that���s great! …….what does that mean again???”
And he cocks his head to the side a lil like the puppy he is
He will listen as hard as he can to your explanation but might zone out at some parts
When he finally understands he’ll be even more supportive if that’s even possible
He would fuck someone up if they disrespected you
I have no doubt he would be the first to call or text to say happy pride month
“Do you want this?” Holding up any piece of rainbow merchandise
His intentions are pure I swear
Emma
Very very supportive
But not super loudly
Probably knows what it is no matter what
I mean she is a social media personality
Speaking of
She would NOT use you to gain likes or followers
She’d absolutely respect your pronouns when talking about you during streams, only messing up a couple times right after you came out
Would disrespectfully tell someone to respect your pronouns and/or sexuality if they did not do that
She would also take you out to do shit during pride month
Abigail
Would do a lil happy squeal when you tell her
And hug you (if you’re ok with that)
Abi would be so goddam proud of you and so honored you felt comfortable enough to tell her this
Would never mess up your pronouns or sexuality
Would death-glare anyone who did
Would send you the sweetest of texts to wish you a happy pride month
Nick
We didn’t see too much of his personality but he seemed sweet and like a good boy
So I feel like he’d be pretty supportive
Might also need you to clear up exactly what you identify as
He’d do a long “ohhhhhhhhhh” when it finally clicks
And then he’d be all excited and happy for you and say how seriously proud he is
He’d struggle with pronouns and/or name change at first but curse himself and apologize every time
I could see him forgetting that it’s pride month until a couple days in and then being like “oh shit sorry [your name] happy pride”
Then he’d ask if you wanted to go out and do anything for it
Dylan
Face lights up when you tell him
Smile that rivals the sun
So happy and excited and goddam proud
“Oh my god, [your name], that’s amazing! Congrats!”
Goes to wrap you in a big hug but hesitates and you’re gonna have to close the distance
Quickly relaxes into the hug and prolly picks you up a lil
Might screw up pronouns a lil but swears and apologizes and corrects it
Sends you a very excited, over the top message wishing you a happy pride month
Or maybe he calls and makes it unnecessarily formal like “tis your (boy)friend, Dylan, to wisheth a you merry pride month”
Ryan
“Oh. That’s cool.”
Not trying to be mean or rude just kinda… doesn’t know how he should respond???
When you seem to be getting uncomfortable he rushes to assure you that he supports you fully and is happy for you
But somehow digs him into a hole
But you understand and stop him and hug him
He slowly eases into it but when he’s cool it’s one of his great goddam hugs
Idk he just looks like he gives good hugs
Or really awkward ones
But either way you have his support and he will be very respectful of pronouns and/or name change and/or sexuality like the good boy he is
Probably forgets it’s pride month until someone else texts him which will remind him to text you
Nothing fancy either just a “happy pride month :)”
Kaitlyn
Big smile
“Oh my god, [your nameeeeee]! That’s great! I’m so happy for you.”
Maybe a side hug but nothing too over the top
She is very proud and loves you so much but won’t make a show about it
Will ABSOLUTELY respect you and your changes
“Happy pride bitch 🌈”
Buys you little pins and things with your flag on them
Max
He would have a bright smile but his eyes wouldn’t quite match
A lot like Jacob’s reaction
“Holy- that’s freakin awesome, [your name]! That’s, ah……. What’s that mean again, I’m sorry”
You’d explain and when he gets it he immediately perks up and is completely excited
Gushes about how great that is and how proud he is and how amazing you are
So honored you told him this
Takes him a bit to get used to your changes and feels so bad about it and apologizes so much
“Shit- I’m sorry” becomes a new catchphrase
But he eventually gets it and is lowkey proud of himself
Definitely wishes you happy pride month with a couple of cute emojis
Takes you out to celebrate if you wanna
Laura
Probably knows what you’re talking about
If not she’ll politely ask for you to
Expresses her happiness and how proud she is of you but not loudly or super enthusiastically
Will have a big smile tho
Also gives a cute lil side hug
Doesn’t mess up your pronouns or name save for a couple times
Sends a short but sweet “happy pride 🌈” text
Chris
We didn’t see much of Chris either but I think he’d be cool
A very supportive man
May need you to clarify and explain bc I doubt he’s keeping up with all the genders and sexualities
His reaction won’t really change after he gets it
“Ahh, okay. Gotcha. That’s great, kid, good for you.”
Genuine pride in his voice
Definitely screws up pronouns and names changes but apologizes and corrects himself
No happy pride text :,)
But will do a pride post on whatever social media platforms he uses
Travis
Definitely needs an explanation
But will not ask for one
Instead he’ll Google it on his own it later
“Oh, uh…. Congrats.”
Very awkward about it
But accepts you and maybe thinks of you different thanks to his upbringing
I mean he’s 56 and was raised by rednecks so while I don’t think he’d be homophobic I think he would need a little while to get used to everything
I’m sorry but it’s the truth
Might send you a happy pride text
Maybe
219 notes · View notes
awkwardtortilla · 2 years
Note
just a headsup, user writingsforfandoms has some awesome quarry fics for dylan :)
Thanks for the recommendation! I’ll definitely check that out I love Dylan sm
4 notes · View notes
awkwardtortilla · 2 years
Text
I!!! WANT!!!!! TO WRITE!!!! FOR!!!! THE QUARRY!!!!!!!!
Or at least be recommended some good fics
I’ll write for anyone bc they’re all precious and I love them and I’m too indecisive for favorites
Actually, hold up, I won’t write for Chris or Travis Hackett. Sorry I just don’t feel comfortable writing for them
I can’t write smut either, I’m sorry it’s not my thing I’ve tried and failed. However, I like to think I write a good make-out scene
BUT ANYWAYS
Everything not specified is on the table. Please request!
50 notes · View notes
awkwardtortilla · 2 years
Note
Ayoo I discovered your blog not long ago and I find that what you write is really cool, so if you are interested can you make headcanons of the Madrigal grandchildren when they do summer activities with their S/O pls :))?
Ooo sounds fun
Summer Activities w/ the Madrigal grandkids
This is an interesting idea, I like it! Antonio isn’t on here tho bc he’s a wee babe. Sorry this took forever to answer I kinda forgot about it
warnings: none???
Isabela
I honestly think summer is Isa’s favorite season
Everything’s so bright and colorful and alive
So you guys would be all over the place
Lazy days at the beach
Wandering around the forest
Hell maybe even surfing
Oooo and food
Popsicles, ice cream, etc
There would rarely be a time you guys had a healthy meal
Idk if this counts as a summer activity but y’all would definitely do tie-dye projects as well
Luisa
I can’t really see Luisa doing anything super crazy or active
But she does really love hanging out at the beach with you
She would love making sand castles, burying each other in the sand, and collecting sea shells
She very much enjoys goofing off in the shallows with you
But Luisa is a more laidback person so her favorite is being sprawled out on a big ass blanket or towel under a big ass umbrella with you next to her
On said blanket or towel you guys would sit and watch the sunset
Your knees would be loosely tucked to your chest
She’d be leaning back on her hands with her legs spread out in front of her
You would sigh and rest your head on her shoulder
In return Luisa would rest her head on the top of yours
As the sun dips below the horizon your guys’ wide, lovesick grins would still be shining bright
God it would just be so wholesome, much like everything else with her
Mirabel
You would have to drag Mira out of the house
I mean she doesn’t like being cooped up and would love to go out with you but it’s just so friggin hot
So you’d have to bribe her with a “we can get fabric while we’re out?”
She’d be all dramatic and flop out of her chair and be like “fineeeee”
So y’all would get cold treats and roam about the market and Mira would insist that you were just here for fabrics but you’d lead her everywhere else
You guys would be sweaty as hell but you’d still hold hands
Idk it just seems like Mira would love holding your hand
You’d have so much fun shopping and ppl watching the heat would be forgotten
And by dinner you’d be so full of street food you’d have to skip the family meal
Dolores
Dolores would also not be doing anything super exciting
She’d go shopping and take walks around the town and spend days at the beach with you
I know, I know, I’ve said the beach for a lot of these but that’s the only summer activity I can think of
She seems like a pretty mature person but I could see her building sand castles and splashing around in the shallows
She’d love to walk along the shore as the sun sets, talking about nothing and everything, occasionally picking up a pretty seashell
She doesn’t seem like she’d be a fan of sweets either so probably not too many frozen treats but she’d enjoy an ice cream I think
Camilo
Oh boy
Summer activities with Camilo would be fun but chaotic as hell
I mean almost everything with him is but ya know
Like Isa, you and Milo would also be all over the place
You’d be dancing around town to street performers’ music
Handing ice cream and popsicles out to kids while stealing a few for yourselves
Exploring the forest, walking in streams, splashing in rivers
And if you’re going to the beach you’re gonna be there all day
You’ve got food, floaties, blankets, towels, more food, and one giant ass umbrella
Like it’s so big you’re pretty sure Camilo had to ask specifically for this size
You two are having a blast, building sand castles, finding critters in the sand, starting full blown splash wars in the water
You’d have to fight birds off your food but you were giggling about it after so it wasn’t all bad
You guys would be walking back to your blanket and umbrella as the sky starts to turn orange, finally settling down to watch the sunset
You’d plop down on your blanket and Camilo would wrap a big towel around you both, pulling you close and resting his chin on your shoulder
You’d probably take a deep, content breath and say “it’s beautiful, isn’t it?”
And I have no doubt he’d say “yeah” but not even be looking at the sky
Instead he’s looking at you
You’d scoff and laugh and shove him a little “god you’re so cheesy” but you can’t deny the blush
Camilo would laugh and pull you back into him and be like “ayy, you know you love it”
You’d probably miss the sunset bc of all your flirting and goofing around
173 notes · View notes
awkwardtortilla · 2 years
Note
Idk if I’m a kinnie or a simp, maybe both??? Is it narcissistic if I’m both??? But goddam I love Shinsou
hi lovely, i hope u doing well (if not i hope things get better for u). if it’s not too much trouble could you do some fluffy domestic hcs w shinsou? have a good day!!
being domestic
character(s) : shinsou hitoshi (bnha)
legend : [Y/N = your name] they/them pronouns, quirk not mentioned, pro hero au because,, domestic life.
headcanon type : fluff, like.. a lot of it (x reader)
note(s) : idk why i haven’t done this yet even though it’s been requested a bunch of times (it most likely got buried) so sorry for the delay! anyway, i’ll be posting something later, i just wrote this bc i had extra time
also, i had to search up what domestic was 💀 IM SORRY 😭 I DIDNT GROW UP WITH ANY MODEL EXAMPLE
➽───────────────❥
Tumblr media
shinsou hitoshi
since this is like,, a pro hero au
i must say that i headcanon hitoshi to be a night time/underground hero— gotta take advantage of the insomnia, am i right?
he spends most of his day indoors, probably doing extra unfinished paper work, resting, and other miscellaneous stuff.
if he’s graced with luck, you’ll also be staying inside with him— and he’ll be practically leeching onto you (at least until 8pm, when he needs to grind on that pro hero work)
but if you’re out, you’re probably doing your own thing— depending if you’re also a pro hero just maybe not the night shift type of hero or a regular citizen
if you’re a pro hero and if you want— he’ll make you lunch in his apron, that most likely has a cat print embroidered on it and he’ll deliver the lunch at your agency when lunch break hits
if you’re a citizen, he’ll do the same thing as mentioned above— but he’ll probably do it as a surprise if he knew you had absolutely nothing to eat for lunch
so! with that being said, the chances of you seeing hitoshi during the time period of 9:30pm to 4am is kinda rare
even though hitoshi does try to make the most of his time with you
to make up for his absence during the night, he’ll leave his very oversized hoodies around the house for you to wear
or better yet, he’ll just hang his sweater around your shoulders as he kisses you goodbye :,)
and if the streets are calmer, he’ll even drop by your shared apartment/house just to say hello
or just so he could sneak in bed and cuddle with you, he’s touch starved
speaking of hitoshi being an insomniac, when he’s on his off days— he’ll spend the night just,, looking at you. it has always been a habit of his.
even though you beg him not to do that because sleep is very important
like it might sound strange but i promise it’s not. you’ll either be laying on his lap, or resting in his arms as you slept
and he’ll just, trace his hands over your features. it’s calming to him.
but when you’re staying up with him, the situation is definitely different.
sometimes it’ll be another intense cuddle session while you guys watched a mukbang or a tv show you both really like
and sometimes, the both of you guys will be up at like,, 3 am, just browsing cat pictures
and it’ll just be the two of you discussing about what breed you guys want to adopt even if you already have a cat, hitoshi thinks that another one wouldn’t hurt you both
“Y/N, what about this cat? looks cute, right?” “hitoshi, that’s a persian cat. very high maintenance.” “we can handle it.”
cat discussions aside, the times the both of you actually get a good night rest is heavenly.
the first thing you’ll see is hitoshi laying right next to you, his hold tightens when you try to leave the bed for the bathroom/kitchen
and ultimately, your movements cause him to wake up, causing hitoshi to haul you towards him closer than ever.
he’s the one that makes breakfast usualky, so when you’re sitting down after setting up the table
you just,,
GAWK AT HIS BACK
his back profile is top tier. and he knows it, why? because he’ll cook breakfast shirtless omg
and the rest of the day will be spent taking impromptu naps, watching documentaries, and making interesting debates
this purple haired boyfriend of yours takes care of the spiders and cockroaches. sometimes he’ll murder kill them whenever they start flying, or if it manages to crawl onto you
most of the times, he’ll just grab a broom and sweep them outside.
whenever you wash the dishes, he’ll sneak up behind you, and cuddle you— holding you by the waist as he takes in your scent
practically does the same whenever you do laundry, and encourages you to do the same whenever he does the laundry/dishes
hops in the shower whenever you’re in the shower— and offers to wash your back when you can’t reach that one pesky spot
or he’ll just sit on the toilet as you do your thing, handing you things like your shampoo, or your body wash whenever you ask
and it never gets uncomfortable, since you can practically tell when he enters the bathroom and you can always kick him out if you didn’t want him there
plus, he has no malice intent. your house is a safe place, and he wants you to feel at peace in your own bathroom— let alone house
so in short? domestic shinsou hitoshi is life <3
Tumblr media
likes and reblogs are appreciated, thanks for reading!
i do not own bnha/mha and it’s characters. boku no hero academia/my hero academia belongs to horikoshi kohei, i only own the writing and i do not profit off of my hobby
do not plagiarize, reupload, translate, or use my works for audio readings without permission
454 notes · View notes