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the moment when you're the family disappointment but also the ugliest one in the family but also the first one to be the most fucked up child and the only child so the disappointment factor and the ugly factor is doubled and everyone secretly hates you but pretends that they like you. that moment is really the best isn't it?

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me : in love

the boy in question : toxic, mommy issues, idiotic, wants only my body and will throw me away later.

me : marry me 💍

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Nanami : Where's Itadori? I have to get off my shift.

Gojo : Oh, you naughty naughty!

Nanami : Get off as in leave the job as soon as the time gets over which is in ten minutes.

Gojo : THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT.

Megumi : We all know what your childlish mind thought.

Gojo : .... nOoOoO

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Hanami : YOU STUPID BITCH YOU BROKE ME

Mahito : I AM SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT

Getou : Why the fuck are you fighting at 3am in the morning?

Hanami : HE BROKE MY MAIN BRANCH THAT HELPS ME SLEEP

Getou : Why are you even using your powers right now?

Mahito : HE just explained!

Hanami : Aw you defended me!

Mahito : Always, and I am so sorry.

Hanami : It's okay, I'll grow a new one.

Getou : .... Someday I'll either kill you both or kill myself.

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sukuna : brat, can you make those edible lego thing?

itadori : *confusion*

megumi : he's talking about waffles.

sukuna : see Megumi is so much more smart, and intelligent and passionate and cute and adorable a-

megumi : say another word and i will make sure that you will not see the sunlight again.

sukuna : feisty, i like it.

itadori : wouldn't they break your teeth if you eat those waffles then?

sukuna : ..... get me out of here.

megumi : i guess being with this dumbass is enough lifetime sentence for a curse like you.

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itadori : so you're saying that i was not supposed to eat those?

megumi : that is exactly what i am saying

itadori : but Gojo Sensei told me-

megumi : Gojo Sensei did not eat it himself idiot, he tricked you.

itadori : .....

megumi : itadori? *looking around, finding him near the chalk box*

megumi : i seriously do not get paid enough to handle this shit everyday

nobara : stupid, we don't get paid at all

megumi : that is exactly my point Nobara.

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sumeragi : where's yumeko senpai?

midari : let me find her--YUMEKO MY GODDESS!

suzui : she would never listen to you

mary : leave this on me

mary : *shouts* I'M AVAILABLE FOR HUGS YUMEKO

yumeko : *out of nowhere hugs mary*

everyone : ....

mary : told ya all.

#kakegurui #anime #manga #tokyo ghoul

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taehyung : jiminie i got you food

jimin : are they my favorite treats?

taehyung : i made Jin hyung get them for you

seokjin : but you told me to get chick food....?

taehyung : yes Jimin loves them!

namjoon : where are the disownment papers, i need them asap

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kaede : the funds are almost empty

sumeragi : want me to pitch in?

kaede : ask your friend to stop defeating the student council

yumeko : then gamble with me again

everyone : WHERE TF DID YOU COME FROM

yumeko : ... meow?

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namjoon : i got a deal for you yoongs

yoongi : does it involve killing?

namjoon : ....it involves taking you to a therapist

yoongi : no, thank you, next bitch

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kirari : sayaka, where's my schedule?

*no answer*

kirari : sayaka?

*hears shouting*

sayaka : you're a scumbag and a pervert!

yumeko : i didn't eve--

sayaka : stay away from my love

yumeko : bu--oh President!

sayaka : I-President! I was just-

kirari : I'll handle her Yumeko

sayaka : *whispers* I'll murder you soon Yumeko..

kirari : *facepalm*

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midari : yumeko! where is she?

yumeko : *glaring at midari*

midari : why do I feel cold?

suzui : yumeko, why are you behind me?

midari : YUMEKO!

yumeko : get her away

suzui : mi--

everyone : why is she on the floor?

yumeko : I pushed her off

#kakegurui #bangtan #trap #edm #music #tokyo ghoul #manga #anime

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jin : can you believe that I'm alive?

namjoon : it's 3 am babe

jin : I ASKED WHETHER YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT I'M ALIVE BECAUSE I'M THE WORLDWIDE HANDSOME?!

yoongi : YOU WILL NOT BE ALIVE IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP NOW

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taehyung : where's my Tata plushie?

jungkook : why do you need it?

taehyung : Yeontan needs it to sleep

jungkook : *mumbles something*

taehyung : what did you say?

jungkook : you love him more than me :(

yoongi : get a room please

hoseok : they are cute

yoongi : so are you

bts : what did you say?

yoongi : say another word and I'm killing everyone.

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yoongi : I would like to die

jimin : no hyung i love you

yoongi : ew gross

hoseok : i love you yoonkitty

yoongi : i guess one more living day won't hurt

#bangtan #trap #edm #music #tokyo ghoul #manga #anime

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jungkook : rap mon hyung!

namjoon : yes kookie?

jungkook : can jin hyung make me those lego thingy?

namjoon : what do you mean?

seokjin : waffles

namjoon : .......

yoongi : i'm filling up the pre-school form for him

#bangtan #bts #incorrect quotes #funny #music #tokyo ghoul #trap #manga #edm #anime #bts suga #jung hoseok #jeon jungkook #kim namjoon #kim seokjin #min suga #min yoongi #park jimin #kim taehyung #jokes #dumb brain things #bts incorrect chats #bts incorrect quotes #bts imagines #bts inspired #bts fic #btsnsfw