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Pokémon F/F Ship Tournament - Round 2, Matchup 13

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everyone please look at this jacob from jaiden’s new video. wet fucking beast

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IM WEEPING AGAHAHAHAHAGAHA

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i see no difference, love is love

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DID I EVER SHOW YOU GUYS HELL NOISES

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humans are a subspecies of elf known for dying really quickly and being stressed the whole time

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having sex with your friends is so very normal please stop poisoning the youths minds with shame surrounding hooking up with your friends. especially if you’re gay

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<𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕠! 𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕞𝕒𝕪 𝕀 𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕤𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕥𝕠𝕕𝕒𝕪?>

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please help them find snart

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the thing about the TikTok trend where people are sharing who their craziest “hear me out” is, is the fact that it’s always some vaguely attractive white guy with some features that don’t fit the beauty standard, but if we did this trend on here I know for a fact that some of my mutuals would get horny over vague concepts you couldn't have even dreamt up during a nyquil overdose

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#the fact that she actively chose that solution over him being given the footcuff