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its TIME

#fr i literally logged off for like a year and a half and just now am dragging my rotted corpse back to post obligatory ragnarok s3 content #rip to my internet cleanse

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(gets 0 notes on a post i made five seconds ago) sigh.... i see how it's.... (walks into the dark scary forest)

#no literally

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Ngl Laurits dancing reminded me of this gif

good weiner will do that to a guy

#his victory dance one could say #so unfortunately true i admit #he looks startlingly similar #ragnarok netflix #ragnarok #ragnarok meme #incorrect ragnarok #laurits seier #laurits ragnarok

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me vs the urge to write ragnarok fanfiction

#i need to re upload my fics bc i got rid of my ao3 for a bit and deleted everything but idk i might put some back up #given what ive heard so far abt the ending of s3 i might even attempt a rewrite as netflix seems incapable of giving shows satisfying ends

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I love them

#theyre so cute and silly i want to barf

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you know the barbie meme of ken and barbie getting their mugshots taken? PLEASE someone remake that but with laurits and magne i am pleading

#at times like this i wish so badly i was artistic but alas #so im begging the masses to bring my vision to life #ragnarok netflix #ragnarok #ragnarok meme #incorrect ragnarok #laurits seier #magne seier #magne ragnarok #laurits ragnarok

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jens i know its you

Laurits is a certified MILF

#jens when he saw laurits with his tapeworm: now theres a hard working single mother i want in my life

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morning after Laurits

#me too bro

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Ragnarok Out of Context like...

#give my boy his buns AND his kiss !!

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episode 4: my precious

[thoughts below the cut]

fjor's continued efforts of killing magne being thwarted are so funny to me

forget the centuries-long feud between gods and giants, i want to see more of jens as a housewife he's so sweet

laurits watching finding nemo (twice) to cope with his tapeworm/water snake/fish/midgard serpent son is so valid of him

magne having an "im nothing without my hammer" mcu thor moment, how quaint

i swear to god if fjor goes after jens i will lose my shit

the most unrealistic part of this show is laurits having the generic lockscreen on his phone, this man would have a pinterest emo quote image on both lock and home screens

"you're my houseboy and i'm your sugar mama" SLAY QUEEN

laurits telling jens whats going on and jens being like "um 🙂??" is so real of him

anyone else notice that they always use the exact same overhead shot of edda everytime they show it

jens sticking up for laurits when magne is berating him is so !!!! brb crying

"i just wanted to see you topless one last time" LAURITS THAT IS YOUR. STEPBROTHER

magne's personality swings are really annoying, he's the most inconsistent character in the whole series and should at least habe a thread of familiarity through his character arcs

PLEASE let that be a wig laurits is wearing oh god

thank fuck it was a wig

idk what it is, but this entire sequence of fjor and ran driving in the van and the gods watching them looks like an LL Bean ad

ok is the random guy who got shot in the face w the arrow a reference to Hod and Baldur or am i looking for references that dont exist

magne's weird love affair w his hammer is so cringe of him like wtf

#hmmm i guess this ep was alright #again not my fav but i loved seeing more of jens my beloved #is he gonna get an assigned god that he represents too or is he just like...some guy #ragnarok netflix #ragnarok #ragnarok spoilers #ragnarok season 3

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episode 3: losing my religion

[thoughts below the cut]

first and foremost, love the title thats one of my favorite songs (specifically the glee version but you didn't hear that from me)

saxa and magne dating yet again is so messy omg

i cant lie, i kinda like them together, they match each other's Massive Bitch Energy

oh my god laurits and jens <3 they are so tender i love them

i love how turid is like a mother duck and everyone hangs out at her house, it's very sweet

magne is so rude to his mother it makes me SO MAD

laurits dancing in the kitchen in his boxer briefs is how i act after two 5% seltzers

STOP they're so cute im obsessed w these two i wish them nothing but joy

"you're both the same type. both of you are homosexual" why did i think the second sentence was gonna say "both of you are twinks"

laurits is so funny for throwing 50lbs of hot dog buns in the fjord for his worm son, what a mother

i dont really think it works to have signy as a main character bc she was introduced really last minute so she's definitely not as fleshed out and it doesn't fit well into the rest of the characters

same goes for iman kinda, she keeps popping in and out of the plot kind of sporatically, it feels very disjointed and i think she needed to have more screen time in s2 for it to work

i like the way fjor gets this Look in his eyes when he's luring someone to their doom in the fjord, it feels more like hes the one eating them and not jorge

jens moving in lmfaoooooo these two are raging lesbians and i say that as one myself

im obsessed with laurits' mom era, motherhood is a good look on him

i just know he wants to steal ran's vape

did magne not bring his phone out on the fjord to the race?? he literally couldve just called someone for help

not wotan getting detained for smoking his mythologically accurate joint !!

having magne fishing and catching jorge was ehh a bit underwhelming but not the worst, i would've liked a more cinematic scene of them meeting for the first time, given their mythological implications, but beggars can't be choosers

#not as good as ep2 but it had some pretty solid scenes #not a fan of magne once again becoming a massive bitch #ik thor is a very hot and cold temperamental god but idk magne just seems like a guy w a bad attitude lmao #ragnarok netflix #ragnarok #ragnarok spoilers #ragnarok season 3

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Laurits and Jens in Ragnarök season 3 episode 2

Gifs by the lovely @mimisempai. Thank you, love.

#ok i admit this had me kicking my feet and giggling #theyre cute i fear #i love my twinks

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oh yeah, once magne used the hammer i was like ok laurits is definitely more justified in wanting to stay tf away from him

i feel like laurits was still kinda sucking up to the jutuls even before magne used the hammer and broke their pact, but ofc laurits has very complicated feelings abt his estranged family so i can't technically fault him too much for that, and he's definitely more justified in his confusion for his alliances after magne started bringing the hammer w him everywhere

episode 1: war is over

[thoughts below the cut]

dont particularly love the opening montage thing, i guess it's the only way to kinda ease into the new season, but the last one ended so intensely that it feels a bit like a continuity inconsistency (they all just left each other alone??? after having a knock down drag out in the seier's front yard?? okay)

i admit though i am a fiend for a foreboding background song as an opening montage plays

laurits' fit he wears in that first scene when he visits jorge slays i fear, i want those ugly plaid pants for myself (still hate the lesbian soccer mom haircut though)

on that note, i actually like magne's beard situation, its very thor

turid in her wedding dress <333 her and erik are so fucking cute i love them sm

not wotan with the "you kids and your damn phones" campaign lmfaoo

love how saxa is apparently locked in the basement as a servant bc she bumped uglies w magne but still has impeccable hair and makeup despite her plight, a priorities queen

ok lesbian electrician crystal girlie !! tbh i knew she was girlypop as soon as i saw she was an electrician

magne lesbian ally ✊️ [we knew this already tho, his bestie had blue hair and pronouns]

laurits is the epitome of a mean twink, he ain't shit for insulting his mom in her wedding dress and i will never forgive him for this

NOO LESBIAN ELECTRICIAN the jutuls are homophobes for that

why does fjor always do the yass face with the quirked eyebrow, he's serving but at what cost

ok maybe i am not the most moral for this take but why doesn't magne just like...kill the jutuls and save the world?? they're clearly scared as fuck of him so he could def do it

why the hell is laurits siding with the people who beat his skinny ass into a pulp in his own yard and not his brother who saved his life???? this dumbass

not him crashing at the jutul's house with his ikea bags full of trinkets and thinking they'll let him move in !! this DUMBASS

ok the jorge and laurits scenes are really sweet i admit, my internet corrupted brain doesn't love the constant mommy thing but these two are a very sweet pairing

NOT IMAN ON LOVE ISLAND oh my god

magne power hungry villain arc? not particularly in character for him but interesting i guess

credits song goes hard asf as always

#i have a lot of sympathy for laurits' character bc ik its such an emotionally sticky situation for your trusted family members to betray you #ESPECIALLY a sibling #in my experience there are very few things more painful than that #so after finishing the episode i definitely empathize a lot more with laurits' approach to things

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episode 2: til death do us part

[thoughts below the cut]

magne bullying fjor into paying for his latte is so fucking funny

laurits' little camp setup because he's too stubborn to go home is very slay, he looks like he went to pier 1 and asked for a selection of shabby chic throw rugs and made a tent out of them

"little o" HIS NAME IS JORGE >:(

i have some thoughts on the "magne strong-arming the jutuls into doing what he wants" but im gonna make a seperate post about it bc i need space to extrapolate on my norse myth brainrot

this one-sided beef of laurits thinking jens snubbed him while jens didnt even realize laurits liked him is both so funny and real

their interactions are so lesbian coded, the pining glances/vague allusions to liking each other/awkward flirting is giving very much high school lesbian

saxa's entrance to the cafeteria SLAYS BOOTS THE HOUSE DOWN she's so cuntalicious for that

fjor berating the new secratary while likely not knowing how to open a microsoft word file on his own is a very fjor move of him (deragatory)

RAN'S VAPE JUICE SITTING NEXT TO HER LAPTOP IM SCREAMING

i just know that whole family vapes like fiends

saxa calling her out for the vape oh my fucking god ok girl like you dont probably blow clouds all day too

im still a bit confused abt why magne is dating signy (presumably the character meant to be sigyn) as sigyn is loki's wife in mythology

also magne is so mean to her i hate it

when he hushed her in the department store it made me want to chew through a wall

oh my god this whole situation with the company credit card is giving me so much secondhand embarassment for everyone involved

bruh why do i get the feeling fjor is gonna feed the secratary to jorge

lmfaooo the camera cutting to the lake 2 seconds after i typed that naurrr

laurits' wedding fit is ugly as fuck im sorry but he looks like he's going to sell me a shitty used car that'll blow its gaskets on its way home

thank god laurits stepped tf up to walk his mother down the aisle, i was gonna cry if one more misfortune befell my beloved turid

ok magne crashing the wedding was such a dick move he's literally evil for that

once again, credit music goes hard

#i liked this ep a lot tbh #had some very good moments and felt very much like the later episodes of s2 which were the best ones imo #netflix ragnarok #ragnarok spoilers #ragnarok netflix #ragnarok

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yknow

#he makes this face everytime magne confronts him #the yass just overflows out of him #ragnarok netflix #ragnarok #ragnarok meme #incorrect ragnarok #fjor jutul

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the lovely jens from edda grill is always in my mind but i think i was so shocked at seeing him with everyone's favorite twink that i barely recognized him

hey

HEY

H E Y

WHATS THIS

#ive shitposted about them so much that its a bit of a startling event to see them holding hands #cant wait to see the drama this will bring to the table for the duration of s3

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I literally cannot wait for your thoughts on the finale, enjoy the season!!!! I'll be reading all your thoughts religiously🙏

omg thank you that's so sweet 🥲 i will def be posting many many thoughts, about to embark on episode 2 so stay tuned !!

#asks