Danny phantom is so funny because all of the episodes are like: there's a ghost! Let's catch it! Then cheesy shenanigans happens. Then out of nowhere: yeah I'm like your evil version from the future when you lost all your family and I killed your human half in cold blood :)
Vlad, I'm so FUCKING sick of seeing your face around this Denny's!
So tonight, it's you vs me, Danny Phantom. Right here in this Denny's parking lot.
While everyone votes for their favorite alternate Phantom Planet endings, I will be kicking your ass. I have the power of god and shitposts on my side, and all you have is the power of being sad and alone.
So meet me back here tonight, and we'll fight it out once and for all! And to the rest of you, GO CHOOSE YOUR FINALIST AND SMALL FINALIST WINNERS!
Yeah, uh, sorry about the previous...events. But don't worry! I, Danny Phantom, am here so I promise things will be nice and normal now!
Anyway, voting for the fourth* round of phight club is happening RIGHT NOW! So come down to the Denny's and vote for your favorite shitposts.
And if your name is Plasmius, then your order of pancakes will come with a side of hair on the house. That's the Phantom guarantee!
Oh, and while I have you here, if someone can tell Mr. Lancer to give Danny Fenton a perfect score on his next essay, that would be great!
That's all, folks. This form will be open for 24 hours so GO VOTE!
*Phantom hasn't slept all week and forgot how to count to four. In his defense, math is hard. Also he's literally dead. I mean, come on, cut him some slack.
Hello, citizens of Amity Park. It is I, Vlad Masters, here with an important announcement for you all!
Due to some unfortunate circumstances involving the bumbling oaf Jack Fenton and a bazooka, I have purchased this local Denny's diner. I hope to use my new power as the owner of this fine establishment to bring an era of peace and FDA approved meals!
And because I'm such a selfless and caring person, I have decided to open up the Denny's for the third round of voting for the Phandom Phight Club where we will be taking a look at some of Amity's finest merchandise for the hero—bleh, sorry, I mean the wonderful local ghost, Danny Phantom. Who I, of course, adore dearly.
Please get your votes in! We will be closing these polls in twenty four hours!