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the simplicity of lactase supplements is so funny to me. it costs like $4 to circumvent evolutionary biology. want to eat dairy but your body doesn’t produce the enzyme necessary to digest lactose? the devs haven’t patched that yet but you can download a mod

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What do I even say? Laios borger time

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my son he is sick

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Guy with no thoughts and guy with all thoughts, choose your fighter

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puppy dog eyes

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i hate when ppl act like the only reason to not like a "sad" ending is because you can't take it or whatever. personally as a tragedy enjoyer, i hate a poorly written ending. i hate an ending that is just kind of a bummer. i hate an ending that feels mean-spirited to the audience. i hate an ending that's redundant. i love a sad ending that is thematically consistent, poignant, and bespoke to the rest of its narrative.

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nothing prepared for the noise chilchuck made here

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wyll.y.am ravengard, I love you so

everyone loves to put him in gold (rightly so) but my personal style is lots of silver jewelry + heavy eyeliner so that's what I gave him. also roses because he's so damn venusian

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guy who makes a spreadsheet to figure out if his crush likes him back

#kabru

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

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Unmute !

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CEO at a restaurant

English added by me :)