i knew life turned to shit when i stopped seeing the tuesday again? no problem dog every week
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let us not forget Them this april 17th
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Terrestrial Isopod jewelry by Idle Talons
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Let's irresponsibly breed a dog together!
Share as much as possible that dog gotta be atrocious by the end of the week
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So I got into League..........
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I know it's been a long time since I've checked in here cause work just beats the shit out of me pretty much nonstop these days but I want to let everyone know that I'm still down so bad for my pretty milf boss. She texts and calls me fairly often outside of work now and has started being kind of emotionally vulnerable about various situations at the store. I feel like I'm slowly pspspsps'ing a feral but curious cat towards me.
CONSIDER: A customer was mixing it up with me in the service drive a couple weeks ago over something stupid and she intercepted him when I left to get his keys so he could take his car and get the fuck out. When I got back with them, he stopped yelling at her to pivot back to yelling at me, lunged at me to get in my face, and I took a big step back because I don't like customers in my space. She instantly stepped in front of me, shoved me to the side to push me fully behind her, and her whole demeanor changed from deescalation to very aggressive like a light switch being flipped.
Protective femme women really do something to my brain like jfc!!!!! It was like lowkey hot as hell. I jokingly thanked her for being my protector later that day when we walked past each other in the hall and she just gave me this cheeky little grin and kept walking like girl what are we doing here!!!
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costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain
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happy birthday, woman of all time (and space)
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Shepard
Butcher of Torfan, Saviour of the citadel
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Yippie! Happy birthday to Commander Shepard, just 130 more years to go :D
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someone just called the science museum to complain that this eclipse wasn’t as good as the one in 1979.
he wasn’t even a visitor, he was just mad about the eclipse not being visible without special glasses and wanted to complain to me about the eclipse “not being dark enough” for ten solid minutes
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Tumblr Tuesday: An Eclipse for The Ages
Well, wow. Who knew one thing moving in front of the other could elicit in us such childlike wonder? Turns out, pretty much everyone, actually. The untimely darkness! The crescent dapples! That bright corona! You've all enjoyed them immensely. Here's an eclipse collection for the annals.
@endcant
@quanajean:
@geopsych:
@ryucreates:
@xtahse:
@marlowe-art:
@camping-with-monsters:
@floweroflaurelin:
@thestrangeforest:
@animusrox:
@rosechata:
@bearlyfunctioning:
@rootlessly:
@flippantsmeagol:
@shagaf:
@marissasketch:
@aubstacle-of-course:
@brokenmusicboxwolfe:
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