me, beating my abandonment issues over the head with a stick: NOT! EVERYTHING! IS! ABOUT! YOU!
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the signs as quotes from my high school diary
aries: "also, vodka is not that bad"
taurus: "can't his exes work at non-public jobs, like an office or something? i'm tired of seeing them"
gemini: "i'm becoming an adult, which was a bad idea on my part"
cancer: "apparently, she gives head like a cheese grater"
leo: "if he's my boyfriend, i'll have to like, shave my legs in the winter and stuff. effort much? relationships are like so not easy"
virgo: "this daylight savings time got me fucked up"
libra: "he said it was between 6 and 7 inches. i mean, it doesn't sound like much when you think about it initially but goddamn that's the size of a Subway sandwich"
scorpio: "officially, we're just 'friends,' which i'm handling quite well thank you very much"
sagittarius: "regardless, i'd suck his dick"
capricorn: "look, i might not be the most sexually experienced person but i've read enough smutty fan fiction that i could probably figure out what i was doing"
aquarius: "if he was my boyfriend, we'd just touch all the time. not nasty touch, but you know what i mean"
pisces: "imagine all the things we could do if we went to a hotel together, like eat the continental breakfast together"
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Matty Healy, The 1975, In The Mix Music Festival, Philippines 2016
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honestly the best thing this band has ever done for me is release DLID merch
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mental advisory: exquisite lyrics (at The DeltaPlex Arena)
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The 1975 supporting LOVE last night
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Matty & George // Ypsilanti 11.11.2016 [x]
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// THE 1975 //
11.11.2016 YPISILANTI
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hey i don’t really use this currently, so feel free to follow me @cecilialisbon and i’ll follow back!
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