i will be reblogging every wholesome april fools post i can today
now would honestly be a great time for the world to provide us with some harmless, giggle-inducing april fools jokes
just saw bindi irwin got engaged and apparently her fiance is american. she’s 21 and they’ve been dating for 6 years. I wonder if his family lives in aus/works in conservation because imagine just being a random 15-year-old tourist at the zoo and having a meet cute with steve irwin’s daughter lol
apparently that’s exactly how they met. bindi just happened to be giving tours the day his family visited. love is unreal. how is this not a teen romcom yet
It gets better. Terri is also American and met Steve Irwin the same way, by chance at the Australia Zoo, in 1991. Terri was devastated when he immediately offered to introduce her to his girlfriend Sue, until Steve called Sue over and a dog came bounding up.
Multi-generational love at first sight.
My favorite part of the story of how Steve and Terri met is that it was literally love at first sight. He saw her in a crowd and froze. Which was a bad thing, because he was sort of wrestling a crocodile at the time.
Aussie fairy tale
it’s time to play my favorite game of: is the song heavy on binaural audio, are my headphones breaking, or is my hearing loss just that bad?
currently my state’s “mandatory businesses only” order is set to lift on my birthday so catch me mentally daring my governor to not change it so that i can get pierced for my birthday.
obviously if it’s not safe, i won’t and I hope he extends it. i’m just going insane and want to get stabbed cause its the only coping mechanism i have.
and i mean, i have to make my own birthday cake anyways so might as well hope that i’ll have something to make my birthday not shit