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A crappy recording of me singing Two by Sleeping at Last.

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just two sus crewmates having a sus emergency meeting to find out who the imposter is

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shit my criminal justice professor has pulled

On the second week of class wore a baseball cap and sunglasses and attempted to go undercover within the students before class started just to “catch wind” of the latest gossip

wore a maternity dress over his regular clothes and then another layer of regular clothes on top of that just to make a joke in the middle of class by stripping down to the maternity dress

This thing called “Mowen dollars” which is just a piece of paper with his face on it that counts as extra credit if you turn it in with a test or paper

Called us his “little ducklings” on multiple occasions

Told us to flip off the class in the hall as we were leaving because they interrupted the middle of his lecture

Also has this thing called “infinite generosity” where if you ask him to do something he won’t say no

For example, we can now use notes on every exam

Constantly photoshops his face onto pictures on his powerpoints

Got a speeding ticket and went to court to argue it with science about inclines and how it artificially adds speed to a car when they’re going down. 

Lost the case and had to pay the ticket anyways. 

 Used his infinite generosity to grant us the option of actually turning in our final term paper without repercussions

 Bargained with us that if 84% of the class responded to the teacher survey sent out by the university we could basically take the final test as a class

Has had the highest rate of teacher survey response in the department for 4 years running and considers it a personal victory

Took multiple pictures of the armored trucks that our local police department has purchased from his home while only wearing underwear

In his infinite generosity, he made the final term paper optional because some kid asked him to like a week before it was supposed to be due

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shit my criminal justice professor has pulled

On the second week of class wore a baseball cap and sunglasses and attempted to go undercover within the students before class started just to “catch wind” of the latest gossip

wore a maternity dress over his regular clothes and then another layer of regular clothes on top of that just to make a joke in the middle of class by stripping down to the maternity dress

This thing called “Mowen dollars” which is just a piece of paper with his face on it that counts as extra credit if you turn it in with a test or paper

Called us his “little ducklings” on multiple occasions

Told us to flip off the class in the hall as we were leaving because they interrupted the middle of his lecture

Also has this thing called “infinite generosity” where if you ask him to do something he won’t say no

For example, we can now use notes on every exam

Constantly photoshops his face onto pictures on his powerpoints

Got a speeding ticket and went to court to argue it with science about inclines and how it artificially adds speed to a car when they’re going down. 

Lost the case and had to pay the ticket anyways. 

 Used his infinite generosity to grant us the option of actually turning in our final term paper without repercussions

 Bargained with us that if 84% of the class responded to the teacher survey sent out by the university we could basically take the final test as a class

Has had the highest rate of teacher survey response in the department for 4 years running and considers it a personal victory

Took multiple pictures of the armored trucks that our local police department has purchased from his home while only wearing underwear

In his infinite generosity, he made the final term paper optional because some kid asked him to like a week before it was supposed to be due

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i love pitting classically trained magic users against self-taught magic users in sci-fi/fantasy but it shouldn’t be snobbish disdain for them it should be terror

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While I wholly support media piracy and absolutely think it is something you should do, there is one essential step you should take before heading to your preferred torrenting site:

CHECK IF YOUR LOCAL PUBLIC LIBRARY HAS IT.

Not only is it safe, legal, and far less likely to fill your computer with malware, but you are actively supporting an organization whose entire ethos is free access to information.

You don't necessarily even need to go in-person! Many libraries have their entire catalogue available to browse online, some will deliver right to your door, and most libraries have digital catalogues as well through sites like Libby.

And lots of modern public libraries are SO MUCH MORE than just an archive of books. Safe injection sites, makerspaces, tool libraries, aquaponic gardens, recording studios, and so much more (or less depending on the library system) are available FOR FREE through your local public library.

Libraries are the socialist ideal in praxis in a lot of ways. Most are unionized, they're a public service that ACTS LIKE IT, and they're almost completely free to use.

TLDR: Piracy's good, libraries are better

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anyways. drag kings have been around for decades & are equally as important as drag queens. drag masculinity faces serious erasure & that’s a problem. support your local drag kings

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THE CAFETERIA WORKRS NEAR ME ARE FUCKING PLAYING OUT OF TOUCH

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“select your gender” except the options are uquiz aesthetics

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which paranormal being are you?

(sorry but we cant all get vampire)

#ghost :')

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*gently puts a fedora onto the platypus*

!!!?!!!?!!!

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A platypus?

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Im not American so please forgive me if this comes across as rude but when Americans start a sentence with “during the 2016 killer clown craze-” I can’t help myself. Talked about like it was a force of nature. Said with a nonchalant air like its an inevitable part of growing up. The killer clown craze.

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God i wish i was one with them

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