you say “5th of the month next month” and it’s like yeah buddy it sure it. you say “3 years since destiel love confession scene next month” and it’s like who said that.
Taking off your vessel’s wedding ring = shaving ur pussy for a one direction concert. In terms of severely you are thinking with your dick and how thoroughly convinced you are that tonight is YOUR NIGHT. It doesn’t matter if he’s actually single or actually gay. You have the power of sheer single minded delusion on your side and he WILL lock eyes with you and be overcome and whisk you away to court and marry you