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Not Obey Me! related but look at this beauty!! God I love what they did with Anubis as a concept! 👁️👄👁️

This is my interpretation of the god Anubis ^-^ he's a part of a story I'm working on (I still have to find a name for it) and I'm soon going to do a proper character introduction.

I'm probably going to work more on his design and I still have to work on other outfits for him. You'll see it soon enough! 🌸

#art #oc #traditional art #anubis #egyptian #egyptiangod #egyptian mythology #character design #watercolor #not obey me

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Okay so I'm having some troubles with the tags for my smut fics, so Imma reblog this here because they are not being shown anywhere :'D

Hope someone can give me feedback :')

Disclaimer: Thank you for all the love on my last smut fic. But well, since I want to commit, Imma give you another for this new year. I crave a more dominantly portrayed Simeon (I'm a switch, I have my craves ok) because I think he be the most shady of them all. I still need to accustom myself to writing these and get better, so extremely kinky shit will have to wait, but I did my best with this one as I vow to always do :D

Happy New Year everyone ❤️🌚👉👉

Warnings: NSFW, smut, light BDSM (collar etc.), fetishizing religion (Christianity), mentions of edging

Divinely Demonic (Simeon X GN!Reader)

"Take these off for me, would you?", his voice sounded innocent, but his eyes had this sadistic subtext to them. Taken aback, you reached for one of his arms, to take off his glove.

"Ah, (y/N)", you stopped, "I'd prefer you use your mouth."

An innocent smile tugged at the angel's lips. You huffed silently.

So this is how he wanted to play it?

Being in a relationship with Simeon for some time now, you could definitely say that he was all parts of a perfect lover and more. He was kind, caring and he conformed to your wishes as much as he could. For him bringing you happiness was his greatest joy and, if he was being honest, he never thought that he would feel that way about anyone. With different parts of your relationship, came different and new things to try and experience together, and so it had been a bit awkward to open up about kinks and fantasies at first. Especially, since Simeon was an angel and you didn't know where you had to draw the line. But, like everything in a good relationship, communication and an honest approach was key to fulfilling both of your desires, and indulging in this angel's fantasies in particular had you blushing and squirming in all the right ways.

You couldn't lie, the idea of Simeon's perfect, angelic, kind mask crumbling off to make space for that beautiful sadistic nature of his, sprinkled with raw un-honeyed disdain, made you quiver in excitement.

You provocatively shifted on the bed, hand grazing his arm as you took yours back to lean into for support. A shimmer glistened ever so slightly in Simeon's blue eyes when he grazed his gloved thumb over your bottom lip.

Your eyes trained on his as your lips parted, sensually engulfing his thumb, careful not to bite down on his finger. Teeth biting at the thin cloth, then pulling at it cautiously. Doing the same with his other glove afterwards. But this time, you made it a point to kiss his fingers, before taking them into your mouth, eyes trained on his. Simeon's breath hitched.

"(y/N)..", your hand traced his abdomen lightly, before suddenly sliding it into his pants, making him hiss as you palmed his already erect cock, proceeding to apply pressure to it deliciously slow.

You weren't going down without a fight. Not that it mattered, top or bottom, both was very enjoyable. But who could decline a bit more spice?

Your lips found his in an attempt to distract him from your other free hand, already pulling down the zipper as you felt him sigh into your mouth. Your fingers traced his slit just how he liked it, and he must admit, he was this close to let you just service him right then and there. Much to your dismay though, the angel smiled against the kiss. Indulging you, feeling you up himself as his tongue devoured your mouth, hands uncharacteristically squeezing your ass. He moaned.

"(y/N)"

You hummed against his lips.

The angel's hands were causing a tingling sensation on your skin as they traveled up your sides and a pleased sigh escaped your mouth.

"(y/N)."

He grabbed you by your chin and you could feel the excitement burning into your core at the change of tone in his voice. Innocence long forgotten. Simeon's eyes were dark with lust and-

"Ahh.. Where's your patience, little lamb?"

-you swore you saw a sadistic shimmer in them.

He chuckled, shaking his head in a pseudo-disappointed manner, pulling down your pants swiftly. You let out a surprised gasp as he pushed you on the bed.

"Sim- hah", his fingers traced your clothed sex, already wet with your fluids. He applied pressure to it, fingers trailing its features in a teasing build up, earning a gasp from your lips. Your inner walls clenched around something that wasn't there and you felt your core aching for his touch. Your body started squirming as you desperately tried to hold back your voice, while Simeon rubbed the spots that made you whine and hold onto him with need. When his slender fingers finally proceeded to enter you, moans and gasps followed as they signaled your growing impatience.

He slid down between your legs nerve-wrackingly slow, planting lingering kisses on your chest, abdomen and between your thighs, while your undergarments were tossed aside in a swift motion.

"You didn't think it'd be that easy, did you?"

His breath tickled on your skin as you felt his eyes bore into your soul. You said nothing and just looked at him tauntingly, a façade. In reality you wanted nothing else for him than to ruin you.

A smirk formed on his lips for a split second. Simeon's expression was no longer restrained, but clearly amused. Without warning his mouth enveloped your sex, tongue sliding around what made your hole clench and shiver. .

God, you wanted to touch him so badly.

"Simeon please- haah...nnh-", you felt a coil in your stomach tighten with each suck, each lick and stroke of his tongue against your sensitive spots. He groaned against your sex, sending vibrations through the sensitive nerves. You were so close, so so close-

"Fuck! Simeon-.."

He moved away.

You let out a very frustrated groan.

"No... Why?-"

"You didn't answer my question, little lamb."

He was mocking you.

"I-..", your fingers clenched at the sheets, "I forgot what you asked..."

Simeon sighed, seemingly disappointed.

"Oh no. That won't do", his gaze sent shivers down your spine, "That won't do at all."

He stood up, getting something from his nightstand.

A collar with a chain, and a Bible.

Your eyes widened. His cape slid down to the floor with a quiet thud.

"Now, now", the angel, still fully clothed hovered over you, "like we practiced."

The collar found your neck tilting it upwards as he gave the chain a light tug. He then proceeded to place the now open Bible next to your head.

"What do you say? Shall I forgive you?"

You breathed in sharply. Your mind was in shambles from all the teasing. And normally you hung onto Simeon's lips whenever he quoted the scriptures during sex because it was just so hot to you. But that didn't mean that you knew everything by heart. The Bible, tauntingly placed beside your head, was not an option. It was just there to test you and you knew that .

Your nose scrunched a bit as you tried to remember.

"M-Matthew 14 to s-"

SMACK.

His hand slapped your thigh.

You bit back a moan.

The numbers always messed you up, it was hard to remember them.

It didn't help that his fingers prodded your entrance before provocatively taking his cock out of the restraints of his clothes, rubbing it against your sex. Your hips ground up for more friction.

He just send you a teasing smile, a chuckle escaping his lips. "You were saying?"

You knew the answer was there, right beside your head, but no, no Simeon didn't like brats. Well maybe he did, but he didn't take too kindly to them. And today you were just not patient enough for hours of edging.

You felt his soft, warm hands rubbing at your thighs, spreading them slowly to see you better.

You were so lovely to him. Already so needy and throbbing. But that didn't mean he was going to let you off easy. A light tug on your collar told you he expected an answer.

"M-Matthew..... 6: 14 to 16, says ahh..", his fingers spread out your entrance, "F-for if you forgive them-"

He tugged at the chain, harshly.

"Guh- oth- other people when they do-"

Slowly he entered you, feeling your walls clench and sucking him in. A loud moan leaving your mouth. More, faster, deeper, is all you could think about as your legs attempted to draw him closer. Simeon groaned, brows furrowed as he indulged in the feeling of your aching entrance around him. "If you mnh do well" , he pounded into you once, hard, a guttural moan escaping you, " I'll let you cum, okay?"

That was not a question.

You nodded aggravatingly.

He then started to move at a steady, but rough pace.

"Mnh- hah siinn against you, ngh- your heavenly F-father will also...", your eyes traced down Simeon's beautiful features, " forgive you.  But if you don't-"

Another harsh tug at the collar took your breath away, followed by a particular hard thrust against your hips. You felt the coil tightening inside your stomach again, trying very hard to bite back your moans and do as you're told. Just concentrate, concentrate but... You were captivated by his flushed cheeks, his skin glistening with sweat and his eyes dripping with lust.

Good God, he was so pretty.

"Mnh Do not forgive others", your gaze lingers at his crotch, shamelessly and hungrily, " their... Uh their-"

Your vision was beginning to blur, he was hitting all the right spots. As such, it was beginning to feel harder and harder to recite in a comprehensive way. Every sound coming out of your throat threating to be a moan, rather than a word. Although, that's just what Simeon wanted. He loved to see you melt away under his touch, struggling to be good for him. It was the most delicious thing, seeing you squirm under him, trying so hard to make him proud and praise you.

The wet sounds his thrusts were making echoed througout the room, ragged breaths and low moans the only thing reaching your ears.

"Ahgh-", a cut out moan escaped your throat as he tugged on the chain once again, this time with more force.

"Are you mn..distracted, little lamb?", his voice brushed your ears like feathers as your gaze shifted up to his eyes again. He slowed down his pace teasingly, making you whine. "Done already?"

You shook your head. You wanted nothing more than to make him fuck you into oblivion at this point.

"Then continue. Unless", he lowered himself onto you, lips brushing yours, "you want to be punished?" your thighs clenched at his hips involuntarily.

"Their...", you furrowed your brows in concentration, hands clenching the sheets, "sins, your Fa-"

He pounded into you harder.

"Hahh- fuck-", a harsh tug on your collar took your breath away once again, but he wasn't slowing down. On the contrary.

"hah..Continue", his lips curled into a full blown sadistic smirk. His face darkened by shadow from the light hitting him from behind made him look so divine yet so demonic, eyes shimmering like sapphires drenched in blood.

Simeon himself was getting slightly impatient, what you did to him, he never experienced before. Your walls kept sucking him in, trying to keep him there in a delicious tide, as he felt his own orgasm approaching. Your moans and prayers tugging at his own restraints, when your body reacted to him in all the right ways.

You wanted to touch him. You needed to touch him. With pleading eyes and furrowed brows you tried to concentrate one last time. Gaze fixed on him, as you recited the last part.

"Yo-hah-your", he hit a particular spot with force, your back arched and made you almost shout the rest, "F-faather- aahhn- will not forgive yoUR SINS!!"

Simeon's smile widened while cupping your cheek.

"Such a good little lamb.", you felt his fingers tracing your sex again with urgency, while he hovered over you, letting go of the chain and pressing his forehead to yours lovingly. He bit his lip, muffling his ragged breaths and moans that dared to escape him each time his hips slammed into yours.

Finally, your hands buried into his locks, kissing him passionately as you drowned out your moans in each others mouths. Tongues intertwining as if you tried to suck out your souls, claiming each other.

"(y/N)", you parted, hooded eyes staring back at you, while both of you let the pleasure take over. Simeon's hips crashed into yours with more vigor every time, hitting that one spot that made your back arch and your walls clench deliciously around his aching cock. It was all so much. Your hands found their way under his shirt, clawing at his sensitive back. Your legs pulled him even closer towards you, flexing with each thrust. He felt his member dragging along your walls as if you were trying to milk him dry, your body trying to devour everything he was giving you and more.

"Hng Simeon"

His hand movements sped up together with his pace. The coil was tightening and tightening. He was close. And so were you.

The slapping sound of flesh against flesh mixed and matched the groans and pants of this ravaging play of pleasure. You were clenching him so forcefully now, every movement, every twitch of his cock mirrored in moisture of your hole. Bringing you closer and closer to the edge.

"Hah- mn- Simeon please, please, please-", your fingers were clawing at the angel's back so much, your knuckles turned white. With powerful thrusts dragging along your walls and his fingers moving over just the right spots a loud guttural moan accompanied your spasming walls , covering him in your juices as you were driven over the edge. He moaned loudly, overwhelmed by the feeling of your orgasm bringing about his own while he bit down on your neck in an attempt to deal with all the pleasure he was feeling. His wings had sprung out and his body was shaking wildly. As you rode out your high, you held him close, his moans still spilling out of his mouth.

He rocked his cock in and out of you in a slower more sloppy pace as his arms held your head, pressing his face into your neck, while your hands gently graced through his locks and then found his wings, causing him to shiver and groan, hands clawing into your shoulders.

With time you had come to understand that angels experienced orgasms way longer and were highly sensitive and vulnerable in those moments.

"It's okay...", you panted and lovingly kissed his head, "I'm here.. it's okay.. you did amazing."

A low chuckle errupted against your neck.

"I- ahh.. should be saying that...", he turned his head to face you, eyes full of love and adoration, "You did ama-nnh-zing, little lamb.."

Now it was your turn to chuckle.

"Let's take a bath later, shall we?"

He hummed quietly and nuzzled into your neck again.

"Yeah.. let's do that"

In moments like these, you don't need to say it, to get it across. Because you share it and you feel that.

#obey me #simeon #smut

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Heyo dear followers.

First of all, thank you for following me :D even tho I don't do much on this blog. So I wanted to take this chance to tell you that more obey me! content that is not only reblogs and more of my own things (small situation snipetts/headcanons, incorrect quotes and newly also smut fics) is on my newer blog: @noahandvioletchaos

I don't know if I'll keep posting anything other than reblogs here, so I just wanted to give you a heads-up! I don't even know, if I'll keep posting here at all. Anyways- thank you for even considering to follow this blog and have a happy new year!!

#slutdroppingbelphieismyreligion

#yeet this blog lol #obey me #thanksforthesupport

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We've recently noticed that all of the OM merchandise on Amazon appears to be stolen fan art, and at least half of it is Aurora's work.

Detestable as the artist may be, art theft is still theft and it deserves to be called out. What's being shown here is only a small part of a much larger issue.

Amazon (along with plenty of other online stores) has a history of selling stolen artwork, and fake products.

https://forums.developer.amazon.com/questions/20837/what-is-being-done-about-amazon-sellers-like-teeto.html

https://forums.developer.amazon.com/questions/164511/my-designs-being-copied-stolen-and-posted-on-other.html

For those who have had their works stolen on the site I would recommend reading this article :

To those who purchase fan made merchandise please be aware of who you are buying these products from. Don't let companies profit off of stolen artwork.

#obey me #art theft

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Wizard boi be grabbing my heart tighter than my ass-cheeks clench around dick lol

On the fifth day of Christmas, one-of-your-favorite-authors gave to you:

🎄A Letter from Solomon🎄

(Solomon x GN!reader)

Dear cutie-patootie-with-a-fat-ass-b00ty, 

I know you’re rolling your eyes at me, (Y/N), I can practically see it through the ink on this paper. No, seriously, don’t mind me. I’m just writing to you because I know you miss me, and maybe, just a little bit, I miss you too. Christmas is just around the corner and seeing all these happy couples dancing and ice skating, or walking through the Christmas markets had me realizing how lonely I truly am. Now, I could easily summon one of my favorite demons, but it takes a toll on me and my energy, as I’m sure you’ve already figured out as well, and I much rather be fully awake while doing fun things with someone. 

Now, don’t feel too flattered, but as my only other human pal, I was wondering if you’d like to spend the holidays with me. That wasn’t really a question… I’m picking you up tomorrow, you don’t have a choice :) <- Tell me the smiley face made it better? 

In all honesty, (Y/N), I really do miss you. Ever since the Devildom and our time together, I thought we became quite close and I’d like to grow and nurture that relationship a bit more. My house is big enough for two, and while we bake Christmas cookies and listen to the unfreezing of Mariah Carey and Wham! We can also practice our magic together, and I could teach you a few tricks. What I’m saying is, this wouldn’t be just for me, but also for you. 

I’ll be there tomorrow with a patch of freshly baked cookies that the angels, for some really odd reason, refuse to eat. That just means more for us, though! 

Did I mention my place has a fireplace and I have a library of books that Satan would be jealous of? No? Well, now you know. I know how much of a bookworm you really are, (Y/N), and I’m giving you full access to mine. 

Once you settled in, I’ll take you downtown for coffee and Christmas lights, and if I’m very lucky, a kiss under the mistletoe with my favorite person; you. If I’m a little unlucky, I’ll buy us hot chocolate and accidentally drag you underneath one ;) Wouldn’t you like that? I’ll even lick your hot coco mustache off for you! 

Seriously, (Y/N), I don’t want to spend the holidays alone, and I’m not letting you spend yours alone, either. I’ll be there tomorrow, wait for me, and let’s have a wonderful Christmas together, underneath the lights and the mistletoes, and with a lot of fun, cheery laughter :)

Truly Yours, 

Solomon ੧| ‾́︶ ‾́ |੭

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So, Solomon dislikes the ocean, huh? Is there, perhaps, any mythological reason behind such a choice? Or could it be as simple as getting seasick easily?

Solomon: His Enemy, The Sea

There is indeed! One of the most famous tales about Solomon is that of being tricked by Asmodeus. 

Of his 72 demons, one was particularly renowned for his scheming and desire to flex power - and Asmodeus would constantly challenge Solomon’s authority and mastery. It came about one day that Asmodeus stung Solomon’s pride by saying the only reason the King had command over his demons was his magical ring.

The same ring that appears in OM as the Ring of Wisdom, gifted by Michael, appears in the same circumstances in mythology. Given by Michael, with the power to command demons, gain wisdom from fallen angels, and understand animals.

[King Solomon and the Rebellious Genie (Asmodeus) by John D Batten from Fairy Tales From The Arabian Nights, 1915]

Solomon however was irked by the demon’s assertion, and sought to prove Asmodeus wrong. “Very well,” smirked Asmodeus. “Take off your ring and demonstrate your mastery!”

Solomon did, immediately also losing the ring’s protection from such demons, whereby Asmodeus swallowed Solomon whole and spat him out at such speed that he landed over 1300 miles away.

And the ring? Asmodeus yeeted it into the sea where it was also swallowed, by a ginormous fish.

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As I wrote in The Theory of Solomon:

Asmodeus rules in Solomon’s stead for three years, either disguised as Solomon himself or as Solomon’s best friend who was *reads notes* a falcon named Gavin. (This is not a joke!) This somewhat ties in with the account that it was a demon in Solomon’s stead who was responsible for wicked behaviour, but that version requires a far longer replacement than the traditional story of Asmodeus provides. (Indeed by some accounts his exile is only for 40 days.)

During his three years of banishment, Solomon was forced to both recognise and atone for his sins - his wealth, his horses, and his foreign wives - living as a beggar. Near the end of this time he worked as a cook and fell in love with a king’s daughter, and the king banished them both to perish in the desert.

Here, Solomon’s new wife purchased a fish as they finally found a city, and within the fish was Solomon’s ring. Et voilà, the two were transported back to Solomon’s city, and Asmodeus was ousted from the throne.

All previous sins were ascribed to Asmodeus, the wicked demon, and Solomon the atoned king was famed for his wisdom once more.

And so Solomon died at a ripe old age, escaping punishment for his sins and dealings with demons, but his kingdom was immediately sundered as god had once sworn it to be so.

The years of banishment were perhaps humbling for the king accustomed to great wealth and obseqience for all, forced instead to live in abject poverty, barely surviving, until finally coming across the accursed fish who had swallowed his powerful and greatly missed ring.

In OM, Solomon has evidently long forgiven Asmo for his rebellion (although he does appear to keep the demon at more of a distance than Asmo might wish), yet may be forgiven for still having a deep loathing of the sea and ocean 👀

Asmo on the other hand, is a huge fan! 😂

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Further reading:

Obey Me: The Theory of Solomon

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Prepare for trouble, make it double ft. @mammonasmr 🌝

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I got an after-work story with Diavolo and Solomon 👁👁

Run Diavolo, run

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🌚

Jar |Part 3

Me: Viki, bubu, bro, I get you want to be independent but it's been a solid 30 minutes-

You: *frustrated* Bitch, I'm this close to opening it-

Mammon: Beel will eat ya food if ya keep this up

Beel: I think at this point, all that's keeping her from handing it over is sheer pride.

Asmo *chiming in and hugging You from the side*: Ahh my dear~ How about you try that thing you did to me last night? *wink*

You: *jar pops open*

Beel/Mammon/Me: *horrified*

Asmo: *chuckles* You're so good at this darling *kisses Your cheek*

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THIS MAN OH THIS MAN'S VOICE OH SHIT

The reason I started playing.. FINALLY I will romance u SO HARD

I'm aware I need to go to sleep but fuck watch me not have a life lol

Night :')

Bonus: This gives me life

AAAAAAHHHHHHH

aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAHHHH

#obey me diavolo #obey me #obey me undateables #BECOME DATEABLE #obey me barbatos

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AAAAAAHHHHHHH

aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAHHHH

#obey me diavolo #obey me #obey me solomon #angel simeon #om! luke #obey me undateables #BECOME DATEABLE

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Stay safe, everyone!

So idk if I'm a dumb bitch for not realizing this but like apparently when u get choked during sex the pleasurable aspect of is is when the pressure is on the sides of ur neck not on the throat (which makes sense) but like.... idfk it never clicked (and yeah I'm confident enough to send this regardless of anon)

Lmao dude i have horror stories of people who dont know that

Lessons in choking 101:

SQUEEZE on the sides

DONT break their wind pipe by pressing your palm into their front smh

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You know what, I think at this point it HAS to have become a running gag between the devs.

You can't tell me that they did not purposefully design his new outfit to be even worse than the first one-

Is it already too late to change it to those ?

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My best friend (bless her) Vee, a former traditional artist, gets access to photoshop due to her studies and the first thing she does is summon Satan

B̷̦͊ę̵̹͌͂̈̕ ̷͈͘n̷͔̎̆̐o̴̗̱͓͊t̶̝͎͘ ̷̡͍̭͊̐̓͐ã̵̡͠f̷̝̝̯̑r̴̻̗͝ä̶͎̺́̀i̵̧̧̽d̷͓̼͎̐͋

Is the message she decided to share with you guys :)

I don't know if I should feel blessed or cursed but-

Decided the world needs to see this. If I have to suffer, I'll bring y'all down with me. :)

-stay safe, praise Satan.

Her Instagram : aloe.veerah

#cursed image #art #when artists try to out-curse each other

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*passionately thinks about story instead of writing it*

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Simeon: Ohh, so is that how the youth communicate with each other these days?

Solomon, (badly) holding back laughter: Mhm. Yes. Definitely. Give it a shot sometime!

[Later]

Simeon, facing Luke: *takes in deep breath*

Luke: ...?

Simeon: *begins breakdancing gently* So what's been on your mind lately, Luke?

Luke:

Luke: Respectfully, what the f-

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I dont know who needs to hear this, but apparently a lot of people do:

Don't cheat on your s/o. Don't cheat with your best friend's s/o. Don't cheat with your best friend on their s/o. Don't cheat out of PETTINESS (@that anon). Don't cheat. Periodt.