badlydrawnlifeline

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Hey lmao the new lifeline game just dropped, it’s called Beside You In Time, also howdy how ya doin?

[[ i promised myself i wouldnt go on my multiple paragraph rants about how bad SN and HtI were or how much taylor DIDNT need a sequel, for my own mental health

so all ill say on the matter is alex has been bleeding out on the floor of the cop shop for 6 years now. ]]

#the lifeline is typing #ive been good anon my spouse and i have been playing the newest game and it sucks ass #we hope itll get like. better but i doubt it considering the track record #sorry to be such a sourpuss abt the first new game in ages im just extremely salty

[badlydrawnlifeline]

You were their luck, ever present, and you never turned your back on them.

Song:  Hum – Diamond Eyes

Game:  Lifeline - Green Series

Animated by PekaSairroc

💚 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAYLOR 💚

#this animation isnt mine but it deserves to be here because i love it and you all WILL see it #videos #uncaptioned #not mine

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A black and white MS Paint drawing of Arika and Wynn against a blank white background.

Arika is a girl with dark red eyes and curly hair that poofs at the top. She is wearing a hoodie, the hood of which has slipped off her head, revealing the side of her undercut. She has a phone in one hand and is leaning backward in a casual manner against an invisible piece of furniture. Her expression is somewhat disinterested or impassive.

Wynn is a girl with lime green eyes and tight curly hair cut close to her head. She has a thick scar going down the middle of her forehead, and is wearing a plain long-sleeved shirt and plain sweatpants. She is holding a plate and a cloth in each hand. Her expression is annoyed and she is standing in the background, away from Arika.

Arika is saying “What if we killed and ate god.”

Wynn is saying “What if we had a normal Tuesday.”

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#lifeline game #arika #wynn #lifeline #one-off #what if we brought this blog back for real #what if we only arikaposted for the rest of time

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A black-and-white drawing of Arika Lanphear drawn in MS Paint. Arika is a girl with brown eyes and curly hair that poofs out at the top.She is wearing a hoodie with the hood up, plain pants and black shoes. She has a mischievous expression and is holding a gun up in the air, posing as if she is about to start running. Above her is the word ‘KILL’ in black comic sans.

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#comes out of my 3 year hiatus to give you this #arika #lifeline #lifeline game #one-off #edit: forgot to caption sorry

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like yes i know flatline kind of fucking sucked and crisis line was just okay but also so did sn and h2i so i think i have every right to demand sequels of them ESPECIALLY when a sequel was baited for both. hate it here ]]

thinking abt how none of the other lifeline games will get sequels bc the lifeline company wont stop milking poor taylor ]]

#the lifeline is typing #i am salty yes i am but also HRRRRRRGH

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thinking abt how none of the other lifeline games will get sequels bc the lifeline company wont stop milking poor taylor ]]

#sn and h2i should not have even existed their story was perfectly wrapped up in the end of the first game #meanwhile alex is STILL bleeding out on the floor of the cop shop #please please please big fish games im begging you no more taylor games please just stop please please begging you #the lifeline is typing

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new portraits, same assholes ]]

#still apprehensive abt picking this blog back up again but the old portraits bothered me #the lifeline is typing

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not a real post but have this collection of my favourite distance models so far ]]

#addicted to that picture of alex going O.O #the lifeline is typing

[badlydrawnlifeline]

hey what if i brought this blog back

ha ha just kidding

unless?]]

#the lifeline is typing

[badlydrawnlifeline]

Have you heard the ever good news of Lifeline is back and a new Taylor game is being made?

[punches my way out the grave] HEEEOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

[digs back into the grave]

#PLEASE NO MORETAYLOR GAMES GIVE US GAMES ABT ARIKA #THE LIFELINE IS TYPING #ASK #lightlysketched

[badlydrawnlifeline]

hey arika i'm thinkin bout that fucked up hand monster again wbu

#body horror /// #blood implied /// #arika #taylor #lifeline #lifeline game #ask #Anonymous

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my canon now so reminder Crisis Line is copaganda and that ACAB. alex is a private detective who hates cops and investigates cases that the police are ignoring or trying to bury in the canon of my blog

fuck cops, every last one. the bad cops run rampant and the ‘good cops’ are either looking the other way or theyre dead. ]]

#the lifeline is typing #dont care if this is weirdly political its MY joke blog and i get to choose the posts!

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//if this ask blog is still open// what happens when Wynns green takes over?

#(crawls out of my hole to give this to you) #(crawls back into hole) #badlydrawnlifeline #ask #anonymous #Anonymous #wynn #arika #taylor #lifeline #lifeline game

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[[sorry about not updating at all recently. i havent forgotten abt this blog im just very busy having Am Sad Disease.]]

#the lifeline is typing

[badlydrawnlifeline]

so what you're saying is the terminal thanos snapped t2 -you know who this is

#dsfjbdsjkdskdfksdfjdskjsdnjaslksak #terminal #lifeline #t2 #one-off #badlydrawnlifeline #yall are killin me here i had to get up and draw this because i had such a precise image in my head #lifeline game #Anonymous #the lifeline

[badlydrawnlifeline]

Wheres T2?

[At risk of being hunted for sport, i will be honest and say i didn’t enjoy Silent Night or Halfway To Infinity so i just. dont acknowledge them. Sorry ha ha.]

#the games just didnt vibe with me #i could write much more scathing reviews of SN and HtI but i wont #the lifeline is typing #lightlysketched

[badlydrawnlifeline]

i know greens are supposed to be horrible tentacle orb things

but consider: nubs

#lifeline #lifeline game #greens #one-off #pssst turn on sound if you can #videos #fast gif /// #not really a Gif but similar