"ooh you hate cops but who are you gonna call when you get robbed?" uhhhhh your moms house? a great tragedy has befallen me and i need to have sex immediately
the funniest thing about death note is how much the fans love the angst of “Light was L’s only friend 😔 despite it all, he was the first person L ever considered to be a friend” and then when asked about it the creators were like “oh I think L lied about that. L loves to lie”
I wish at the part in Death Note where L and Light have their tennis match and the teacher wants them to join the tennis team that he successfully convinced them and the whole story just abruptly pivoted to a sports manga
i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste